Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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youtu.be/OrJsgdjOqGY
youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4_sqtxFMQ
eifie.bandcamp.com/track/--2
youtu.be/I4PkL5FwDEA
youtu.be/zLTZPK8HhFI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

No problem, kek. I've never played any of the Star Craft games, though I hear its similar to 40k Dawn Of War.
I think the nearest one for me is a few towns over.

Shinoa claimed ',:)

Yea, Shiro's not flat, but Amatsu is supposed to be. The characteristics of her body should be right.

An Eli!

Garou
>Best Husbando

I choose to consider Heaven's Feel her route.
>unnecesarily big
That's where this change hurts, over 4 MB and you could talk unnecesarily big, 2MB? that's not that much for a good picture.

What I mean is that all this change does it hurt good pictures and quality content, thus encouraging memes.

>B-but muh Cred Forums is supposed to be shit!
yeah but making it more shit isn't good, might as well bring back all the wordfilters, coloured text, id's and remove bans for dub posting.

:^)
Mah smuggerino

A Smugga ^^

Erica claimed

Thats a drive. What state you in?

Reclaiming best magus

Hey Shinoa
Did you enjoy the bath~?

Oh yeah remember that talk about Demo being a Shikifag, I'm fairly certain he's a Toukofag

What about dump threads, large gifs or webms, people who just want to post large images in general? How can restricting your userbase ever be a good thing?

claimed E V E R Y D A Y

still here

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>word filter
You candyass roodypoo.

yea its pretty much like any rts but its really fast paced
and i havent played any soul caliber games but i hear its a lot like any figher games
smugs, thats early
oh really? god damn it
any reason given yet?
hell no they charge $10 for that stuff, the eifel tower isnt even the most impressive thing there believe me

I
W A N N A
C A T C H T H E M
A L L

youtu.be/OrJsgdjOqGY

uwutmate?????

pokemavis claimed!

Not as many newfags ITT
Nice to see you again

im sorry i kinda lost track
why was your job boring?

mandatory cc claim

you should, possibility's are everywhere.

heh,
nah i didnt, same old same old.
i guess visiting a museum was interesting but it was rather boring though.

>Smug
Looks like you found new art

Next thing you know they'll make sage visible again~

Shiki can get rekt

I thought I was still new, or at least relatively new.

well did you get any sort of knick knacks?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4_sqtxFMQ

LET ME HAVE MY FUN, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

Ehh, stopping would mean defeat, wouldn't it?

Lil' smug

I
W A N N A
P L A Y
P O K E M O N
A L L
D A Y
L O N G
and now you can observe a relatively common act of e l i t i s m

Anyone after like July 2016 is a newfag
I'm sure you arrived before then

How do you know that?
Yea, early May. Yay elitism.

>calling people elitist
Some grade A elitism

This picture is getting saved too

A few. This is what shows up when I google 'Rory Mercury lewds'.
>Im not included
>been here longer than Shinoa
I cri evrytiem

M'Smuggette
',',',',',::::^^^))))))

What's up?

Yes I did~

I know lol

Nice seeing you too user

Idaho. ^^
Basically, except add weapons.
I gots me a gamecube now. Playin some SC2

I didn't like the content and I got mad grades. I want a very good student though

I don't even like cutting my hair, I'm sure Alice wouldn't like it either considering house much time it would have taken to grow it out
Don't know, we're probably going to just have to use smaller art
There's a few that I've wanted to try doing. I got gimp, but the tutorials I've found aren't very useful

That's also a posibility, which I'm still on board with, as long as it's not Azaka or Rin.
I've never really liked Lilly that much honestly, she's rather bland both design and personality.
Anyone who joined after it went 24/7 are newfags

There's not a lot of people coming to this store, not a lot of staff and my section itself is boring. And my back is shot so I didn't move around much

no, it's called grade A elitism
check your fucking privilege

>beautiful

Lil ship

Gotta go
Be back at like 8:00 EST
Maybe you'll get another one tonight~
But I have to go, see ya later.

eifie.bandcamp.com/track/--2

Mmm potatoes

Am I a newfag?

A L L
D A Y
L O N G
stop damage controlling
everyone who joined after april is a newfag tbh

Yes

>heh
yea i know it was a bad no need to rub it in
ah then i guess you were just being lazy with getting no work done
depends on what kind of musuem tbh
i find the old greeks very interesting,
not really we arent thise kind of tourists
we did get a mini mona lisa for the people taking care of our dog during the weekend
i really wanted a Crepe but i was too sick to eat it, feelsbadman
im not complaining
hows life?
yea and link and darth vader or something
i always liked that shit but never got into them
yea its no use complaining, i dont think i have too much over 2mb just some wallpapers
oh that kinda sucks. im sorry to hear all that
not able to sneak mobile in?
that is bad news jesus, i hope you got something to be comfortable in

Nyanpasu
How's everybody today?

ive never had a crepe and im not sure what it is.

C Y B E R B U L L Y
CH A N N E L S
A R E
C A N C E R
C A N C E R
C A N C E R
C A N C E R

Potatoes For Days.
>Five Guys gets a lot of good business up here.
Its a potato lifestyle bro.
I'm super into them atm cause I finally started getting back into console stuff.
Nyanpasu ^^
I'm doing pretty well, how bout you?

Crepes are thin pancakes essentially. What are you, some sort of fag?
Im feeling very nyanpasu.
Help. I dont know what time Im supposed to be working

French dinner pancake.

Depending on your filling/the resturant they're great.

it's like a shitty pancake with less flavour, and a LOT thinner

i will say that you shouldn't depend on tutorials when using photoshop as mechanics in it are easy to understand but using multiple at once is something i have found many people do differently

pretty much.
im a lazy fucker.

i have no idea, my manager took me there in hopes it may inspire me but all it done is make me wanna get a milotic on my emerald

Fuck I confused my pancakes.

As a europoor the thin pancakes are the default so I got them mixed up.

dangit, was close

well whats the most common topping vanilla or something?

They can be savoury or sweet. Dinner crepes are a thing.

I can feel it

Once again, my pleasure

Never did my homework. Didn't participate much either. Got by thanks to the tests and exams

Almost forgotten
How goes?

Get out before I destroy you fam
My duck is ready for war

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Pew Pew Pew

Depends, you can have a desert crepe with fruit, yogurt, and vanilla. Or you can have a dinner crepe with meat and some sort of gravy.

Saber Lily is still Saber. Personally I like the design but Isee the personality argument.
>Tfw newfag
>Only entered Cred Forums in June after lurking for 2 years in /vg/
Never lucky
Kek
>That smug face
>Faggot
My sides please
>Not having crepes
C'mon I can find good ones here in Merifat land and I'm in the South so even less culture here.
>Even live by a Japanese community with a bunch of good Japanese restaurants

dessert*
my bad

Howdy

Doing alright. Still have to take a test today and I could do without that. Otherwise things are going pretty well. What are you up to lately?

Eyy how's it going Rory? Work today or do you have off?

Absolutely saving that image and there's nothing you can do about it
Also whenever you're ready to get cucked again I'm game

I have a few that I can't post now that I'm going to need to fix, because I like the images
Well, just something to learn the basics is what I need. I haven't got the first idea how it works so I would need a few guiding points
I was above failing, but only by like 10%. I was very distracted most of the time and that caused me to miss things being said

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I M
V E G A N

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Idk. I kinda feel like going to school again but I feel like it's gonna be a waste because I can't find something I like. Might as well settle for something I don't like right now. I'll be back later so you can tell me about your trip

Jesus Christ, what's up with all the mirrors? I'm assuming the one on the bed is to check out her pussy.

threads are so ducking quick holy shit

Calamity-masu'd

with some choclate and strawberries they pretty much are gods gift to men
what fighting games or SC?
what extra character does the NGC have?
i wouldnt say sexuality is linked to what food i like
they are fucking godly my man, you clearly never had them
kek arent we all
wait what kind of museum was it so you thought of milotic?
i mean its a cool pokemon but its a weird link
yea same
but im really retarded so i will probably just cry about it instead of actually change it
well school is really expensive but you never finished college right? might be a decent idea to get a better job
alright later qt

D E A T H
T O
A L L
M E A T
E A T E R S
( f o r k i d s )
L-Lewd!

is it like a tortilla kind of thing if you go for a dinner one?
population of about 5 or 6 thousand people not really a ton of restaurants
that sounds good like mint chocolate chip ice cream

Pew pew pew!~
Soul Calibur 2 on the Game Cube, game cubes are pretty nice.
Kinda both. Game cube has Link, PS2 had Heihachi from Tekken.

dont ever try to compare it to that garbage
oh those are both amazing tbh
but link is pretty much the best
any overpowerd guy in the game? like with any fighter

You're an asshole m80 m8 :^)
I won once, I can do it again

I see
Well I listened to most of the class unless I was too bored

>repost
I have won

why do you hate the things i like

The Cutest dud

SC2?
Haven't touched a GameCube in decodes

Aww okay take care, my little cheshy

I have a headache and will be taking a nap. But it's good. What's up with you?

See right above, loli madman

Just do it

Almost forgotten? It's been a meh say today. Yours?

sort of similar, but a whole lot softer than a tortilla

It was only potatoes!

fair enough.
you know you could download it for free rn.
or you could torrent it (takes longer).

a statue museum, it had some water paintings.
the link was how a statue had a snake around her body and there was a blue shine (i think it was due to the light)

Oh you

My internet was down, but... I'll give in this once, but just this once!

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Y'all can't even compete with my bae CLAIMED

Oh wow
Are you gonna spam that link throw for immediate ring out? They really are, it had some good shit on it

A fluke, surely
And yeah, but at least I own that
If I'm gonna be an asshole then I'll take it all the way

Go 2 bed thicc
Doing psych work
It's pretty gay/10

Step up nigga

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I used to make them. And can make them. My grandmother makes them.
Im calling you a faggot for not eating them when you felt sick. Thats just an excuse.
I dont know when Im working today. RIP.
Yeah. Still no good lewds so the mutually assured lewds must wait.
Ill be heading in at 8 for an 8:30 start unless I get yelled at. And its nearly 7 now.

youtu.be/I4PkL5FwDEA

In the end, all we can really do is cry about it. he probably won't revert the change, unless it was just a mistake
I get distracted kind of easily, and I was always in a very noisy classroom. Many opportunities for me to lose my focus
Do they have a free version of Photoshop?

Look at this kid's taste... it just disgusts me

>gardevoir

i meant the soft like flour thing you make burritos with.

Link isn't too OP, I can beat the hardest bot Link with my Cassandra, Cassandra OP yo.
Eru tries really hard even if she can't pew all too good. I respect that a lot. ^^
Wew. Its a gr8 console, on par with PS2. Comparing both of them is pretty difficult as they're relatively similar, but I like them just about equally.
I thought it was target practice!~
Yeah?
I like doing shield slaps and shield uppercuts, and kicks, kicks are fantastic.

Do you always just throw around insults so lightly? How idiotic can you be? I mean, insults hav always had one purpose and one purpose only, to hurt people. And throwing them around like that hurts everyone, you faggot. WAKE UP, don't you see how many people you harm every single day? So, yeah. I wont forgive you for this until you realize just how much pain and suffering that you cause E V E R Y D A Y ~

nope.
but the law is shit so yea...

I have won the lewd-off, I shall leave

Almost forgot me~
Better than yesterday, still meh

I shall claim you as my prize then
I mean
What?

>probably
I'll make the fluke happen again

That's a damn shame

You killed my potatoes

What shall you do with me as your prize though?
I-I-I mean, of course not!

not everything
i just send you on a straighter path because you stray away from gods light
oh that sucks, maybe some painkillers?
i took some cold medicine and painkillers myself just now and im probably gonna sleep soon
but im enjoying thread a bit too much to do that
oh but statue musea are great. paintings are kinda meh some can be impressive though
thats a good reason kek
hope you had your gba or whatever with you
why did you stop? also a lot of people can but the real french backally crepes are the best
>puked out one slice of bread
yea i know im a huge faggot
even then i dont think they will
ah well life has never been kind why would it be on here?
oh wow hardest bot? im not sure what that means here but in street fighter for example the hardest bot is not something i wanna mess with

That's a pretty nice flat chest you've got there DM
And you can try but I'll put up a pretty stiff opposition

Wait how does that even work
Are you on call or something?

That's some classic stuff right there. Did you just recently acquire that GC?

look at the rating...
it's a 2.2

Hello everybody!

I'll probably end up looking for a magnet for it later tonight, if I remember to
Well, it was mostly my own fault anyway, so I can't really complain about it. I focus a lot harder in college now, thankfully I can sit there with headphones on when I'm doing stuff. My high school was shit about that
If anything, I think it's supposed to be worse to us here

Hello Galil
>Alice

Hello there! Your Waifu is fucking garbage. Do you masterbate to trash? Is that your fetish?

I'm so sorry bby... I didn't mean to hurt you!
Oh, then yeah it's like that

but its so good yuno give it a chance

...

You can become one of my toys
Maybe

you are still alive
rare seeing you
hows it going man?
really? why though
i thought this is our safe space
you want me dead dont you?
fine i will kill myself using mint chocalate

Continuing despite failures is more impressive than any amount of success in my book

Fine. Sounds fun. How's the class now?

That is not okay

I grew up with ps2. Cousin owned the gc
youtu.be/zLTZPK8HhFI

Bad lil ship
Bad

How could I forget you?

youtu.be/zLTZPK8HhFI

Nah fuck them meds. I'll power through it and take a nap like a man! Oh no dude, don't fight the meds. Worst decision

Now we can make mashed potatoes though.
>I'm sorry.
Yea, got it for $40 including a copy of melee, SC2, a controller, and Red Faction 2
A Galil ^^
Exactly. Even in the face of failure, Eru doesn't give up, because she wants to be there for her friends and help them!~
>that video
Kek.
I grew up with a N64. It was pretty nice.

Heh.

I know karate
I know jiu-jitsu
I drive like a gangster when I'm coming to get trips

>If trips get every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!

i did,
but my manager took it off me while we were in there as he didn't want me getting us kicked out.

write it down. you may remember easier then

well no i just want my business partner to have an open mind and enjoy the good stuff

Close. Keep trying, one of these days, you'll get your gets!

Not the repeating digits that I wanted

I've been thrown down,
Run around
Beaten 'til I hit the ground
I'm telling you right now that it's over
There's no room for mistakes
All the parts are in place
Say what you will, BUT SAY IT TO MY FACE
10 posts early trips guy, sorry.
Hi Alice
Go fuck yourself Mavis, you have no room to judge considering your waifu is literally married and is shit tier at best.
I'm on all the time what do you mean?
My days been absolutely great, how's yours?
An Elle!

FUCK. You got it stuck in my head. Good try though!

>Smug

Sup guys ?

Cirno claim

Only ten off
I still believe in you
Also would your hands happen to be deadly guns from smoking, drinking, and being a thug?

Damn, that's a good deal right there.
Gotta grab some of the other classics, too.

Boring, but it is what it is. No sense complaining about it while I have to do it.

Nice choice.

Menu changed. So we didnt need them anymore. And puking up bread doesn't mean shit.
>professional cook
>Crohns patient
>think of something bad with food, Ive either done it or had it happen to someone I know
Ive heard 2 different times from 2 different people.
Thats what happens when your manager doesnt remember whats actually going on. We told him many times last week that I was going to the other shop this week.

Put your Waifu where she belongs, in the fucking dumpster!

yea thats what i though, but turns out im not manly enough
well idk i am not tired anyway i slept all day already
kek thats an asshole move but understandable
are you guys close? i must imagine such trips create a bond
i do have an open mind but when i tell you to shove a katana through your stomache would you do it?
but i see you settled on my plan then, you qt?
then explain how i havent seen you in weeks..
thats good something special happened?
mine not so much
baguette, whats up man
i just returned from your shithole capitel

ok?

I wanted fries not mash....

While I read this, I'm curious, what DOES everyone think of a waifu board?

>safe space
Pop quiz...
That's an awful lot of work, but also a good idea. Notepad it is, I guess
He can't, yours is filling all the garbage cans on the planet

No.
If you want even more cancer than this, go to /animus/

Right?
Oh man I haven't touched an n64 since I was 4-5

Sup eggroll

Hope the professor is fun

And he fucked up badly?

I got 6 jobs. I don't get tired

It's a potato flying around the room

youve never even tried it and no probably not because that would be stupid. nothings settled

ok?

I'm fine, still a bit sick but getting better, you ?
Kek, Paris "the most beautiful city in the world"

/waifu/ community is too small to justify a full on board for it. I do wish they'd just go ahead and make /fur/, though, there's probably sufficient demand for it and it would clear out a lot of the garbage from at least Cred Forums and a little from other boards.

It's an online class, I've never seen the man.

Give them that angry phone call and tell Tyrone to get his shit together. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Lovely.

Pretty much.
Nah. The managers a pretty cool dude.

>/fur/
Finally, a place where I can be a home :^)

Put Tyrone's dick where it belongs,in your mouth.
Well I've mainly been on between 4-10 PM (Central)
I went to IHOP and got myself some new headphones, and everything has been going right but nothing really special has been happening.
No
Smug!

The one and only of course

We penetrated their armor

he tries to get close but i dont like his personality so i push him out whenever i can.
he has a really "work above all else" personality while i have a "as long as i'm happy" personality.
so you can see why i don't want to get close.

trust me, it helps.

what file you gonna edit first?

I'll have to go looking around again. Probably just going to take some image I don't mind butchering to figure out how things work

fuck you if i puke i dont start eating more
not the pop quiz
anything but the pop quiz...
you have 6 jobs?
how and why??
fine if i eat the stupid ice cream will you join me?
ah same tbh. went to paris with a bit of a cold and came back feeling like complete and utter shit
yea i mean the few sightseeing places are great but dont get me started on the subways
pretty much the entire city is filled with fucking homeless as well
oh yea thats zzz time for me, sadly
oh but thats good though. just a few days of decent can make of a great week
yea thats pretty colliding
but i think that could get awkward right?
if you arent to obvious about pushing him away i guess its fine
kinda sad though you cant share this trip with someone nicer

Did you mean Cred Forums? because there isn't a board /animus/

hmmm
Perhaps.

But yeah, /fur/ needs to be made, because there's always at least 3-4 furry threads active at any time.

No.
Newfag.

Please do not do that :^)

Hello dearest, how's your birthday been so far?

Then tell him he's a cool dude who needs to get his shit together

I really wish /l/ was still active but I honestly get why it can't be
That's just lawsuit waiting to happen

How goes it? I gots me a Game Cube, its fun as hell.
Aw yiss, gotta get me some Legend Of Zelda games.
Dang.
Maybe we could get some more potatoes?
Been a long time since I had that old 64, I think I sold it for about $50 though.
I gots an emulator now.