My girlfriend asked of me to start calling her "cute" shit such as "babe" and whatnot...

WINRAR

Witnessed, yet the result is quite unsatisfying.

annoying cunt

retarded spic ant

Call her as she said "Babe and stuff". When people ask you why, say this is because you get to stuff the babe.

Cumbucket

What is her name? And what is she like in person? Kinda hard to come up with some random unrelated shit.

Cockgagger

Winrar, do it faggot

This is pretty good

M'lady

Just grab her ass and call her baby so she'll shut up. If she doesn't bend her over and assert yourself.

Booger Luger

Fuckpig has a nice ring to it.

Rolling

Call her your sisters name, your mothers name, her sisters name, or her mothers name.

Daddy's failure

Rolling for nigga nogga

You are literally the most autistic nigger I have ever seen.

>HUEHUE ONLY FAGETS CALL GIRLS BABE

kill yourself.

This.

dam son

semen demon

Giggl'd.

I call mine cum-dumpster

Lil cum fart

wasted dubs. Thanks shit poster

Damn bro! Savage!

Slut wagon

checked, 2x now. OP you must do this or start fucking men like the fagot you are

Cum dumpster

roll

If she isn't fat or ugly make the most of this.

Who knows she might toss your salad.

Hoover

Hitmonchan

Roll

Nugget

aww

Witnessed.

rolling for "shut up cum dump"

Rolling for "She-Demon" Again

Mrs. Beef Curtains

Blumpkin

Dumb Cunt

WITNESSED

Roll 4 this

I call mine cunt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

this

nickname her "im breaking up with you."

OP, stop before it's too late. Abandon thread. Your little dirty jew is not worth these faggots.

My little cheating whore

Muhammad

rerolling

Cock gobbler

Boris

This

pack your bags bitch

This

Cock Socket

Fuck Sleeve

Inanimate Fuckmeat

I mean really this is basically what women are anyway, so what of it?

Winrar

back to back dubs

"lose wight or im breaking up with you"

Winrar will destroy OP's relationship

cock socket

If this girl had any sense she'd dump your dumb ass right now. If i knew who you were I'd bitch slap you and break your phone.

Betsy Bukkake: Queen of Cum.

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That's a long ass nickname

Inanimate fuckmeat sounds really creative. Noting this down. Winrar soon faggots.

Post nudes

Qualitativer Köder ;;;;;)

>implying OP isn't alpha
>implying OP gives a shit

Wat

Sweetie
Fuck you OP

If he even has any

>xD

Sweet little kek

this

Dubs checked. And it's a girl faggot. It's how they communicate.

This.
Check'em

Booby scooby

"elizabeth" but she has to call you "Mr fritzl"

Huora = apparently whore in finnish

can someone confirm?

Tensing up boyz.

"ex girlfriend"

Thanks guys, feels good to contribute.

Or ahmed
Both are nice

Cockholster

Reroll

Roll

Semendemon

I'm gonna tie you to a streetlight and dogfuck you in front of a crowd

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Rerolling

M'whore

Reroll

Very original : DDD

Princess Thunder Cunt

Kek I'll roll for this

Bob

waluigi

Based OP is based

cant handle the bants m8?

Rereroll

Shitlips

roll

Rerereroll

Post pic of your soon to be exgf OP

Dildo Baggins

Back in the day I called mine Cumbubble. Just cutesy enough

Nigger Stain

Hilary

call her a stupid shit-head with an annoying voice
then tell her she is uninteresting and you want to break up

Last try at having OP's gf leave him...

Rererereroll

Dump Truck

Donald trump

Holy shit this

Cum Gremlin

That's what we're doing XD

Tell her that if she doesn't quit her bellyaching you will go out and find a new penis container.

dubs dont lie

Anne Frank and the last potato

kek
Rolling for this

rolling for fuckpig

Fucking KEK

I think its end guys

rolling

Trips wasted

Shit Biscuit

Sasha grey

Fuck off Alfred you fat bastard

What?? Not the Isle of Wight!

"Talking" to your "girlfriend" on kik

Top kek m8
Shes "dating" 8 other dudes

Cum Queen

Cum biscuit**

Princess of the poo-hole

Fucking edgy

Ya I suggested that and I'm 100% okay with your revision of it.

Nigger tits

Cum dumpster

hunni cunt

"The Brown Eye Whisperer"

Winrar
Where the fuck are you OP

thats a long nickname

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Trips demands it

Come up with a better one shitbird

Can't pass the trips. Delivered.

It's facebook you retard.

kek'd

Facebook you dumb cunt

Leleeleele nice brah... U goofd it up but whatever. Way to deliver like a true hero.

What's her facebook

Boi why is she still talking to you? End it bruh

If dubs, send her my dick

Roll for facebook

Skeezy sleezebag

Winrar

OH FUCK

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Op has to deliver

Last one cuz witnessed. Got bored of this. I wanna listen to her basketball rants.

You are correct.

Nickname her Kyrpäjyrä

ball is life, i'd rather listen to that too

keep posting

send her my dick OP u faggot

if she farts in front of you call her tooty booty.

I prefer the term "fuck-puppet".

Wow she rebounded fast. This must've been just another day for her, huh?

I too would like to see her rant about bastketball

OP HE GOT DUBS AGAIN. KEK WILLS THIS SHIT. YOU CANNOT DEFY HIM.

Double dubs. He cannot be denied dick pic.

call her miss lamb pig

cause m'slam pig

And just look how Kekworthy his cock is. How has no one noticed that?

Send her this

Le edge cx

>womens basketball

Call her a thunder clunt.

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saving this, top lolz

>implying im a faggot for not using facebook
>implying messaging your girlfriend on facebook is any less pathetic

Whatchu savin boi

>basketball
>facebook

Enjoy your youth you underage faggot

Nothing in this thread was funny
Stay 12, faggot

there was an old man walking thru the store calling out "crisco"...."crisco". an employee came over and tried to help him find the aisle with vegetable shortening.. the old man has to explain to him "I'm not looking for crisco, im looking for my wife" the store employee looking confused asks "why on earth do you call your wife Crisco?" the old man replies "because she asked me to stop calling her lard-ass in public"

youtube.com/watch?v=8Y7v5xL3Zv4

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Le millennial Maymay XDDDDD

You're right, congratulations on being socially inept.

weedpot or kusheen

Butthurt 00s babies

wasted dubs, ahhh no

Born in '90 my man

I call my chubby Thai girlfriend "Porkchop" totally pisses her off

91 rite? Cuz ur such a oldfag wowe