Is it that bad, Cred Forums? what do?
Is it that bad, Cred Forums? what do?
Yes.
Please stop posting. We simply don't care about your small penor
Stop reposting this.
hydromax x20, buy now, start today, piece of shit
This
Yes.
...yes, it is.
I really have no idea what to tell you.
I'm slightly over eight inches, 5.5-6 inches in girth.
My girlfriend and I have talked about how terrible it really must be to have a small dick.
Not at all making fun of anyone....like, actually feeling sorry for them. Empathizing.
We've both come to the conclusion that it's probably the worst fucking thing in the world.
We constantly tell each other our sex is the best sex in the world, that anyone's having, that we almost feel famous. She loves giving head, she tells me I'm the best at head, period.
....small dicks (and bad genetics, in general) had some part in the invention and power of money, I think. Ya know?
To be honest, and we both know this, literally no woman is ever going to be 100% satisfied with "you". Money's your only outlet.
Have fun.
Shave your pubes you fucking micro-penised sasquatch
Bro i know a girl that literally told me the best sex she had was with a guy with a micropenis just because the guy went all crazy touching his clito everytime they got laid... You just need confidence you know what I mean?
Testing
anyone else having trouble posting?
Post some more you fucking babydick. That pathetic little thing isn't going anywhere near a hole.
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Cred Forums
this has to be a bait
so just because your girl said she doesn't like small dicks you assume that every girl in the world thinks the same way?
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It's bad but I think if you just take your time you should eventually get rid of all the hair. It's going to take some time though.
Kek
Erect here, gfys nigger
also where have the fucking posts gone
6 foot 4 inches
205 lbs of lean muscle (workout everyday)
bmw m6
9.5 inch bbc
risk analyst living in nyc
avg month is 4-6 different sexual partners (only counting the 10/10)
>stay mad
lol
gfbvfadhilerdfbgsnmj
Is that erect op or are you a grower?
Shave those pubes god damn
congratulations on your first hardon
i am in the same boat. literally like 3-3.5 inches and even if i lost weight (300lbs) i'd grow maybe an extra inch at best. maybe we should just fuck each other knowing no one else will want to fuck us.
Stop posting your little dick faggot, before you get dox.
no
Nazi here,
whats the size is that dick in inch?
Pic related is between 5-5,5 soft.
Btw r8 please
If you lose weight, you'll gain length.
We're back shitposting people.
Had me panicked abit there, thought maybe chan had developed some sort of perma perma ban.
doxed? how the fu
>Nazi here
Verpiss dich!
Yes, I had to check if I was a robot. TBH I was a bit scared in case I was actually a robot but had been programmed to think I was real. I'm actually still a bit scared. I mean, if I was programmed to think I was real how would I know I wasn't a robot? If I cut myself open and there was wires and stuff my programming would make me see flesh and blood.
With chan angels - get his IP if he keeps posting it.
What? English motherfucker.
This is sick. You might want to get into fucking gay dudes penis holes
I'm guessing this is a bait thread because of the the amount pubes?
Pics or didn't happen.
Click the links on the side of porn websites
I told that nazi fucker to get fucking out of this thread
Checked and found OP.
Godspeed, Buzz
You're talking to me the whole time faggit. If you don't like it fuck off. Heil hitler you nigger.
Still wouldn't want to live in the USA as a black man.
Just ask someone else to cut you open dummy, duh
I am not black. I am just german
But if they told me I was a robot my programming would make me hear I'm human
You're a human faggot.
you glorious bastard. With that size you wont even have to work to get pussy.
>I told that nazi fucker to get fucking out of this thread
you can still get an asian chick or become a sissy.
Well then you're a wigger, nigger.
How do you know YOU arnt a robot?
How does it feel to know that I've fucked more bitches than all of you combined with this fat dick?
Im not even gonna make fun of it i genuinely feel bad for you
Flossy Carter?
This is litterally pastaworthy
3deep5me
Photoshop
Coz I sucked dick just last night and it triggered my gag reflex. Every faggot knows gag reflex technology isn't available yet.
Therefore I'm a real boy faggot.
Stop raping women
Dont worry. I like em small.
not actually op, but thanks
dat boi?
Soll ich ES posten oder was du kleine antifa Schwuchtel?
Darum bist du doch hier oder net?
Wadup?
>Should I Send ES or what you little fagot antifa? That's why you're here or net?
What's ES and antifa
Oh shit!
Wait a sec.
I need to convert IT(ES)
Seems like mook changed the file limit down to 2MB here on cuck chan LAWL
Fertig.
Here's a softcore version of old Cred Forums for the new friends to enjoy.
Maybe I'll finish to convert the ''harder'' vids but lets see when the stasi is gonna ban me lel
Depends on you and the m0d$
I'll dump some shite while I'm waiting
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Mods
Mods
Hey sup
Mods
Why are there faggots posting cp? the fuck did this come from?
Mods
It's just me
mods pls
Oh ok. why
I didn't even post the good shit yet faglord
someone call the fucking mods jesus
wont even reply to it cause ill get banned, but its kawaii af.
Mods
I'm bored and suicidal.
moodddss
Mods
MODS
you mean this?
Mods
you're all fucking pussy's
i have yet to see a single cp pic, these are only young models
>itt 4fags prefer seeing this then kawaii girls
SHE IS COVERED YOU DUMB FUCKS
MODS
Fucking CP everytime, so faggot always trying to shit up threads with this crap. Do you want us all to get in trouble for you degeneracy?
the fuck man
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There's a nip-slip:
If you shaved that disgusting forest of brillopad pubes & pushed that gunt down a bit you'd see you are probably 5" or better which is average. Not ideal but average. I'm 6" and have never had any problems, plus got my cunnilingus skills to a fine art. Stop bitching you walking colostomy bag...
Mods
tru
You can still fuck with it. Try some exercises to stretch that choad out. Dick extension surgery, maybe?
Even without that, you don't have to be chad .t thundercock to get laid.
>Risk analyst
So, not front office?
>slightly over 8 inches
>5.5-6 grit
you truly have a pencil dick sir. your length is useless.
I can imagine that you aren't happy about your dick. But oh well, right?
My wife and I swing, 3somes, etc. I've seen her with guys that have huge dicks, and guys with small dicks. Somehow the smaller dicked guys make her cum harder than the big dicks. So don't feel too bad.
If that is 5" then I'm a 6'9" chef at Wendy's and make $1,000,000 by flipping burgers with my 24 inch cock.
get to the good stuff wtf man comeon
where are the mods.
coming to rape your mother you piece of shit
dead now shut the fuck up you underage faggot
totally clothed retards
OP at least your dick dont look like this
click on ads that say you can grow fast. ez.
Mods are lie
ASSHOLES she's fucking legal omg her name is Sandra Orlow she's a pettite model Thats all
You guys are making me sad
talking about how much of a faggot you are. Just like high school all over again.
WTF is that hidraulic channel dick test?
I am also on the smaller side
fuck these girls look dead inside
Weird, I figured your tiny dick is what was making you sad.
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Mods
SEEN YOUR DADS PENIS? HOW YOU COMPARE?
shave your body...cross-dress and learn to suck nigger dick...that the only sex your ever gonna get
-pic related- is also an option
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's pathetic
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no...this is pathetic
gayest post here
what the fuck is that hahaha
AMA
oh god dude
another pic
Was there long term damage?
How the fuck would someone ensure that pain?
That a yamaha?
Why would you do such a thing.
no but it really gets sore after a while
yeah, it doesnt matter when youre life is setup nicely. rofl. id gladly toss away my white privilege for a nice car, job, muscles, a big dick and bitches.
This is not a test
This has to be fake penis.
Closer to a large mole than a penis kek
please watch this and tell me what do you think
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN5lgvuHr6Y
is that really fully erect? skin doesn't look particularly tight.
Oh shit! But hey atleast they have balls.
Who cares, you are a nigger
I'd rather be a white beta with a micro penis you Monkey
duuuude fuck you man
He's lying. Asked him to post pics like half an hour ago. I mean not me. Someone asked him of course.
OP at least you dont have a pussy like most of the feminists
Kek. This.
JESUS CHRIST!
Sandra Orlov if you want to look for moar ;)
you've seen nothing
That's a chode, girls love that squeezing in, once inside aim upwards to hit the g spot. Most woman don't cum from cock anyway, a nice fingering or licking is heaven for woman.
Same goes for you man, most woman masterbate using one or 2 short fingers and get off.
What make Cred Forums virgins think woman give a massive fuck about this shit, if you're a good guy no woman will leave you for what you think to be a small cock.
If it was so important the average cock size would be a lot bigger, it isn't, wise up /bros/.
Bumpers
Some Moar please.
Moar
Moar
dude there is like a fetus lurking out of that cave
dude theres a fetus lurking out of that cave
Your dick is literally just the tip. You only ever get to "just put the tip in" fuck son
That's the best part man
match the dick to his class photo from penis inspection day.
Welcome to Cred Forums newfriend!
Now fuck off and learn what you're talking about faggot!
dont let that other fag fool you, if that is real that is the most pathetic cock i have ever even heard of. consider an hero or dating a chick that lost her legs
I agree
this?
Relax dude. At least it's white.
Lol, virgin.
>lies_on_the_internet.jpg
Perfect, except she can talk.
holy sht that ass needs some of sun
That's all well and good for a sub-human ape.
Good for you I say!
Albino it seems.
Today you have learnt my friend.
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Im 13 and its bigger holy shit
Threads dead man, don't mention your age, you will get banned.
Friendly advise man.
Lol i cant get banned
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dynamic ip?
Good for you chum.
REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT
You want to fucking bet you edgy newfag
>I thought summer was over?
Do it faggot
Already did fight me fuccboi
Dude you're fine. Really you are. Any girl will feel that in there and really that's only like 25% of the sex. 25% is foreplay 25% oral 25% passion. You'll do fine. Just keep your pubes shaved and moisturizer your peenee to make it look nicer.
Same tiny twink faggot go back to school
Honestly you cant do shit m8
Im no normie i bet u cant even trifork u fucking leafy clone
Transform it into a vagina
Why don't you lurk for a few more years you annoying cunt
only a little user, only a little...
>tfw im still not banned
>mfw you remind how much I hate young newfags
Post a dick pic so I can dox you.
mods
Lol you're probably just some neckbeard in your mom's basement so I honestly don't care about your shitty opinion
MOOOOM user is being a mean homosexual
But you cared enough to post your shit opinion stupid frogposter
Go get yourself one of these and jerk off to another trap thread ya cunt
Nah I've just fapped to some good ol masha you you little cockgobbling faggit
>clearly an autist projecting problems
Guessing your incompetent in bed or you're in a chastity getting cucked ;)
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>the guy with images of dragondildos on his hd
Fite me 1v1 you little scrub.
I'll break ye fookin neck kunt!
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The worst part is that you're using one ply toilet paper.
Me when I am fucking flaccid is almost twice as big as that.
Figured you were going to say this. There was literally a thread with that as the thumbnail and I thought "Oh, perfect for mister triggered oldfag."
Okay I've had enough of your bullshit.
I reported you to the feds for cybermobbing.
Have fun in the pokey you fascist:)
OP how many inch do you have when erected?
Kek, you should've read the fucking thread first you nigger.
that albino ass need some of sun
OP never mentioned how many inches he has
Of course he didn't.
This whole thread is some shitty aussie b8
Omg that's so unfortunate
Why?
Jesus Christ, I thought I was small.
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Nope.
Yep.
Cool.
Wow.