Out of all the things I could've been born as, I just had to be both a nigger AND a faggot

>Out of all the things I could've been born as, I just had to be both a nigger AND a faggot.
I hate my life. :(

Hey man it aint so bad, I am too and im lovin it!

Thats the best you can be right now just scream "MUH OPPRESSION"
And watch what happens

Better than born Euro Trash, which i am

>just scream "MUH OPPRESSION"
>And watch what happens
I hate the BLM movement. And the ALM movement. I hate all the 'hashtag' movements. :(

Then your not a nigger. Your a respectable black man. Sorry for all the shit you get, by the end of the centurary you wont get any soecial treatment and will be treated like a human being.

I encourage race mixing. The more you fuck people outside your race, the closer we all get to a universally raceless, slightly tan version of the human race.

Fuck a black lady. Do it for your kids.

Scientifically, he is a human being. But yeah, you're right. Op should probably go out more so that he knows that there is more to life than Cred Forums. Also realize how little importance it means to have someone insult you or call you a silly word like 'nigger'. Words are just words, actions are what really matter.

>there is more to life than Cred Forums.
OK, don't just flat-out lie to me.

Seriously though, I actually don't really even find the word 'nigger' offensive anymore. Nor the word 'faggot.' I'm looking at everything from a utilitarian stance.

For example, there are many, many more straight people in the world than there are gays. Which means the 'gay' dating pool is significantly smaller, especially after you whittle down factors like proximity, looks, compatibility, chemistry and reciprocated feelings. Which is depressing to say the least.

I don't give a shit about oppression or privilege; I'm more worried about the fact that the chances of me finding love are ridiculously lower than average.

Don't forget about being a Man

Being a Male is fucking awful.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT MALE ISSUES

fat american detected

You had a 1 in 7 chance of being born in India.

You know what you should do? Join BLM and worm your way up their ranks and destroy them from the inside. Also, are you American?

>shorter, weaker orgasms
>expected to lift and carry EVERYTHING
>has to pay for every date
>isn't allowed to express emotions
>mustn't cry in public, or in private with company, or around a spouse
>isn't taken seriously when being abused in a relationship (in fact, it's treated as a comical situation in movies and TV)
>is more likely to die at work
>is much more likely to go homeless
>usually lives up to a decade shorter than women
>"men are gross pigs" isn't really an offensive statement
fuck this gay earth (no offense OP)

google manhood101

Your chances are higher than average and higher than you think if you play your cards right.

Oh! That's what you are worried about! Haha, the gay dating pool is increasing, actually it became a trend which is bs in my opinion because a lot of people realize they aren't gay.

But here is the best fucking thing yet. Males are more faithful than motherfucking woman. uh... but you'll find the love eventually.

How would I even achieve that?
And yes.

You're alright. At least you weren't born a Slav from East Europe. It's better be a nigger than a Slav.

You can fuck dudes littler than you though. Isn't that like, a great way to take out your rage?

Start an Instagram and post "FEELS" When policemen gun down someone with a Common #. Eventually make a youtube channel, it's gonna take time but endgame user.

I would imagine so.

>Post
Muh Bad

Is Black Dick Meme real?

My bro (hugs)

Sorry I know how this feels and you are valid to feel this way.

Yes you have a smaller dating pool as a faggot, but the plus side is you will never have to deal with the congenital, incomprehensible faggotry of women. That alone makes you lucky. If I could possibly viscerally stomach it I'd fuck men just to avoid the perennially company of women. As far as the nigger biz, defy expectations and you'll earn respect. Dress well, wear a lot of suits, speak grammatically coherent English and all but the faggiest of stormfags will give you a chance. You'll be fine.

>I hate my life. :(
You chose it before you were born, so get over it and do what you came here to do.

We chose our lives before we were born?

Dont sweat it, OP, the guy that fucks me when my wife isnt is a google and a faggot too and hes awesome.

I'm neither, and my life is also void of naught but rage and pain.

best solution is to let the hate make you stop caring enough to use people.

you either use or get used. that's the game.

No.
Black dick is average and actually pretty equal to white dick in size and even shape.

You can't do anything about being a nigger, but you can always stop being a faggot. Faggot.

This gives me hope, thanks guy

Yeah, you can always stop being a faggot, but...I mean...you'll be VERY unhappy that you wasted such a large portion of your life playing games and pretending.

Basically this, no nigger can hate the BLM movement

Oh boohoo!

At least you got a big dick and the sex you want to havebsex with is down to fuck all the time/any time.

>I got a little white dick and women only want to fuck me like 20% of the time. Where is my parade?

>At least you got a big dick
see And even though gay guys seem to be dtf like 90% of the time, they're also a LOT more superficial than women. Women are lovey-dovey, you have to take them out and probably even marry them before they'll even think about letting you touch them. Gay guys are different, however. They're pretty slutty but you'd better be a fucking supermodel, otherwise you're getting nowhere.
Equal but different problems.

Just remember your model Chris Dorner

I love how people deny that on average black dicks are bigger than white dicks.

Sorry, but it's the truth.

Having larger dicks is the trade off they get for being shitskins and only having double-digit IQs - Let them have their win.

No, seriously. Black dick is just OK. Not very different, just different colors. It's a porn myth.

>you'd better be a fucking supermodel, otherwise you're getting nowhere

Hehe. Gotta disagree a bit here. True, when I was young I could never get the super-fit pretty boys - Because I wasnt one myself. I tried getting fit, grooming my body hair, etc. but had bad luck hooking up because my genes only got me so far.

LOL. Now I'm a bit older, a bit on the heavy side and I'm scruffy as fuck, so you'd assume I'd have no chance at all now but I get young dick any time I want.

>tl:dr: To my gay bros: If you cant be an otter - be a bear.

And if you can't be an otter or a bear, be a Robert Alfons type