Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES: General: 1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 20 cannot be skipped. 2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP. 3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully. 4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP. 5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count) 6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters: 1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders). 2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them. 3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively. 4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting: 1. Only counts arabic numerals. 2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count. 3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits. 4. Pictures do not count. 5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages. 6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content. 7. Fractions do not count. 8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
Luis Phillips
Rolling to slay the beast!
James Torres
I stab it in the butt.
Luis Parker
Live long and prosper
Carson Torres
PRAISE THE SUN
Gabriel Adams
rolling!
William James
bring it google
Colton Johnson
Some of you may remember me from the other times I host this thread.
Here's based doge Hazel. I noticed the winning roll, will be posting next boss soon.
Thomas Myers
WINNER!
Nicely done champions of the sun. However, this boss is just a tutorial. Let's move on.
Jason Green
penis
Christopher Brown
easy, just roll around the fuckers legs
Joshua Howard
pen15
Joseph Morales
he's goin down
David Russell
PRAISE IT I SAY
Matthew Allen
>climbs tower >plunging attack >rinse and repeat
James Lewis
WIN RAR
Jason Moore
I guess it was easy after all!
Overkill!
Alright, moving on to boss 3.
Adam Rodriguez
garfield
Matthew Sullivan
Slay the beasts!
Austin Nelson
I got this get for your late doge
Sebastian Ortiz
Niggers
Jose Parker
ok i got dis 1
Zachary Bennett
...
Robert Moore
Let us join in Jolly Cooperation!
Christopher Scott
Using up your dubs too early user. Hold back for the harder bosses!
Asher Morris
nerf dark sword from
Wyatt Taylor
DIC
Aiden Ramirez
Times up Bell Gargoyles!
Justin Hall
Roll!
Nathan Smith
Winrar
Blake Reyes
Here's a kill without a summons 5 get
Landon Green
PUT EM' UP
Jace Collins
says you! winrar
Brandon Scott
back to back with. gargoyles confirmed bitch boiz
Nolan Young
Well done champions!
I think it's time we increase the difficulty a bit.
Ryan Garcia
just need a 1
Justin Morales
Fuck him and his dogs with these dubs
Christian Bailey
Buds
Joshua Morales
Praisin ain,t easy
Juan Peterson
easy we just got 2 dubs on the last boss
Henry Wilson
Ez
Mason Taylor
bring it, kennelmaster
Gabriel Robinson
This nigger is easy. It's his dogs that are little shits
Daniel Johnson
I summon Saitama to beat the shit of that demon
William Young
KILL IT!
Xavier Watson
suds
Brody Sullivan
I,m out of estus! KAMIKAZE!
Joshua Moore
lets go
Tyler Barnes
Optional boss 1 has been unlocked. Will come later.
Isaac Lewis
lil BEACH
Andrew Martin
We killed it yay
Justin Taylor
...
Aiden Powell
good game user
Nathaniel Cook
yo just jump on him over and over
Adrian Walker
...
Jason Davis
Rolling.
Ethan Johnson
For real? Aww yea.
Ayden Morgan
Delivered
Thomas Harris
naw man gotta just roll all over the shit. dem fucking doggos tho.
Josiah Rogers
Winrar
Xavier Allen
DIC
Caleb Robinson
911 was an inside j...o hey dubs
Benjamin Perez
Fuggye
Liam Sanchez
WIN RAR
Isaac Martin
Dubs got!
The first optional boss has been unlocked, but it's not quite time for it yet. In the meantime, meet boss number five!
Gabriel Ross
1
Bentley Thomas
2
Wyatt Stewart
3
Alexander Butler
Gaping dragon is optional you faggot. Also 2
Landon Thomas
3
Brandon Mitchell
2
Jose Thompson
you had one job
Elijah Barnes
1
Jace Campbell
That was probably the easiest counting get I've ever seen.
Good job guys. That was jolly cooperation!
PS - To anyone who doesn't understand why that was a get, read the rules on counting!
Jose Johnson
1
Michael Wood
2 ahue
Nolan Smith
3
Charles Long
3
Cooper Peterson
Haha ha ha nice get you hax0r
Wyatt Harris
easy
Charles Cruz
8 and then wait guys
William Davis
>instant 88
Gavin Bell
winrar
Dominic Phillips
wtf
Eli Edwards
WHAT
Ian Morales
trips=888
Austin Ross
Speedrun confirmed
Ryan Cruz
Niggers tongue my anus
Benjamin Foster
Jesus that was fast.
I've never had people get through this fast.
Let's really crank up the difficulty with arguably the hardest boss in the game!
/s
Parker Robinson
Winrar!!
Carter Anderson
Niggers tongue my anus
Eli Gutierrez
That was easy
Joseph Jackson
3 get
Grayson Ramirez
7 minus 4
Dominic Reed
get=333
Ryder Ward
shit son what about trip 3?
Levi Cox
two down!
Carter Perry
Do these trips count?
Isaac Reyes
Easiest boss in the game give me a 3
Colton Wood
check em'
Jackson Howard
Praise the Sun...ny D
Joshua Young
GET
John Smith
SUNLIGHT FOR LIFE
Brayden Lopez
Getting two specific singles is harder than dubs famalam. That's two 1/10s vs one 1/10.
Luke Bell
STABBING THE BASTARD
Andrew Rogers
grats negro
Dylan Brooks
...
Brandon Watson
Wooooo
Leo Howard
We have a group of winners!
It's time to fight the first optional boss!
Furthermore, another optional boss has been unlocked by:
Leo Fisher
lez go
Gavin Collins
Here we got
Noah Carter
text
Dominic Jackson
fak uuuu
Aiden Bailey
Rollolol
Aiden Peterson
dub
Hunter Jenkins
Praise to the Sun
Nicholas Cook
waiting... funnest boss ever!
Julian Myers
only one? just take these
Kayden Collins
i am kill
Gavin Barnes
Check 'em
Lincoln Miller
ez
Noah Mitchell
Dubs get
Adam Cooper
Power up the bass cannon
Oliver Russell
ill take it
Austin Miller
Double dubs?
Colton Kelly
Slay it niggas.
Blake Martinez
Awww yea. I,ve been praisin...have you found your sun? Hell yes I unlocked both of the opt. bosses. Lets get em!
Luke Rivera
trips winrar?
Xavier Diaz
tfw you really are kill
no dubs
Jacob Gonzalez
Guys, we got it, we don't need to kill it even more...
Jonathan Wilson
WIN RAR
Landon Turner
Why dubs when you can trips?
Lucas Morgan
fukyea
Ryder Roberts
Ez
Wyatt Morgan
The legend never dies
Owen Williams
Fuck yeah I'm good
Mason Brooks
This technically counts.
Damn guys, he's already dead! Calm down!
Having defeated the Moonlight Butterfly, the next post that is off by one will be counted.
Let's get back to the main story bosses now.
Landon Jenkins
2
Leo Collins
1
Dominic Bennett
Rip pupper also 3
Jaxson White
2
Benjamin Davis
1
Nathaniel Smith
tres
Hunter Young
3
Brandon Long
4
Kayden Jones
1
Joshua Hughes
1
Ethan Kelly
4
Leo Adams
/thread I didn't sign up for feels
4
Ethan Howard
based hazel here
We kindly ask that you help remind us when we reach about 250 posts to make a new thread. Sometimes I'm forgetful.
Joseph Hill
1
Elijah Barnes
On it!
Cameron King
2
Connor Moore
1.
Brayden Long
everybody stop and let me count!
Gavin Murphy
3
Benjamin Ortiz
3
Chase Ortiz
1
Colton Stewart
1
William Ortiz
1
Jeremiah Jones
1
Hunter Carter
delete this post
Alexander Barnes
ONE
Tyler Taylor
^^^^
Jason Hall
2
William Collins
2
Sebastian Long
1
Cameron Myers
2
Christian Ward
Two
Grayson Gray
THREE
Christopher King
Nice counting guys
Nolan Nguyen
TWO
Julian Jones
3
Ian Mitchell
4
Logan Powell
4
Benjamin Richardson
4
Lincoln Roberts
1
Noah Thompson
ok im not counting, you guys sort this
Christopher Williams
Holy shit. According to the rules, this counts.
Good job guys!
Moving on!
Matthew Barnes
1
Xavier Howard
If that did not count I don't know what does
2
Christopher Peterson
3
Nolan Stewart
3
Tyler Adams
2
Nolan Moore
...
Michael Carter
GET
Isaac Clark
2
Jeremiah Howard
Dubs get. Go for the prostate.
Adam Howard
705413057
Logan Myers
Who gave me a machine gun?
Kayden Hall
kill kill kill
Jordan Barnes
IRONBRO TARKUS BLESS ME WITH DUBS
Robert Mitchell
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-DUBS!
Nicholas Carter
Wat, the counting was repeatedly interrupted
Logan Price
time to fuk this nigga up
Blake Long
rolling for best korea
Jayden Barnes
*Gitiing Good intensifies*
Charles Lopez
...
Jordan Morris
Read rules. Git gud.
Jayden Torres
TARKUSSSS TARKUSSSSSSSSSSS
Christopher Wright
Get
Nolan Perry
wait i'm scratching my anus
Ethan Morris
What do I have to lose?
Tyler Gray
Woooo! East Korea is the shit
Kevin Ramirez
I wish I was gud
Josiah Flores
Review the rules on counting in the first post, please.
Also, git gud.
-Based Hazel
Blake Allen
Tarkus you have failed me
Xavier Nguyen
reeeeeeee
Kayden Jackson
praise be to kek
Ryder Evans
Got gud!
Daniel Reyes
Dubs get!
Xavier Gonzalez
Well, you're now well on your way to gitting gud!
Justin Johnson
Maybe I am getting guder
Lucas Williams
Super Londo Bros next
Jayden Evans
dubs get
Caleb Stewart
brb kill slef
Isaac Ortiz
u r now gud
Justin Garcia
rollin 4 doobs
Josiah Mitchell
Can't invasion gud.
Oliver Rodriguez
>still using Drake sword
Samuel Cooper
yeet
Leo Ortiz
Get get get
Parker Diaz
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get
Cameron Carter
This champion has run around with his Humanity too much. We've triggered the first invasion. We need to defeat both the boss and the invader to continue!
Christian Campbell
Off by one.
Elijah Rodriguez
Fail and a win simultaneously
Christian Harris
*switch to uchigatana*
Kevin Turner
...
Luis Ward
Check em
Grayson Jenkins
Sex get
Ryan Clark
k putting my gamepants on
Luis Sullivan
Dodge dip duck dive and dodge.
Thomas Cook
404
no dubs
Nicholas Kelly
first post to be off by one, should count as dubs?