Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun...

Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.

RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 20 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!

Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.

Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.


There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.

Rolling to slay the beast!

I stab it in the butt.

Live long and prosper

PRAISE THE SUN

rolling!

bring it google

Some of you may remember me from the other times I host this thread.

Here's based doge Hazel. I noticed the winning roll, will be posting next boss soon.

WINNER!

Nicely done champions of the sun. However, this boss is just a tutorial. Let's move on.

penis

easy, just roll around the fuckers legs

pen15

he's goin down

PRAISE IT I SAY

>climbs tower
>plunging attack
>rinse and repeat

WIN RAR

I guess it was easy after all!

Overkill!

Alright, moving on to boss 3.

garfield

Slay the beasts!

I got this get for your late doge

Niggers

ok i got dis 1

...

Let us join in Jolly Cooperation!

Using up your dubs too early user. Hold back for the harder bosses!

nerf dark sword from

DIC

Times up Bell Gargoyles!

Roll!

Winrar

Here's a kill without a summons 5 get

PUT EM' UP

says you!
winrar

back to back with. gargoyles confirmed bitch boiz

Well done champions!

I think it's time we increase the difficulty a bit.

just need a 1

Fuck him and his dogs with these dubs

Buds

Praisin ain,t easy

easy we just got 2 dubs on the last boss

Ez

bring it, kennelmaster

This nigger is easy. It's his dogs that are little shits

I summon Saitama to beat the shit of that demon

KILL IT!

suds

I,m out of estus! KAMIKAZE!

lets go

Optional boss 1 has been unlocked. Will come later.

lil BEACH

We killed it yay

...

good game user

yo just jump on him over and over

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Rolling.

For real?
Aww yea.

Delivered

naw man gotta just roll all over the shit.
dem fucking doggos tho.

Winrar

DIC

911 was an inside j...o hey dubs

Fuggye

WIN RAR

Dubs got!

The first optional boss has been unlocked, but it's not quite time for it yet. In the meantime, meet boss number five!

1

2

3

Gaping dragon is optional you faggot. Also 2

3

2

you had one job

1

That was probably the easiest counting get I've ever seen.

Good job guys. That was jolly cooperation!

PS - To anyone who doesn't understand why that was a get, read the rules on counting!

1

2 ahue

3

3

Haha ha ha nice get you hax0r

easy

8 and then wait guys

>instant 88

winrar

wtf

WHAT

trips=888

Speedrun confirmed

Niggers tongue my anus

Jesus that was fast.

I've never had people get through this fast.

Let's really crank up the difficulty with arguably the hardest boss in the game!

/s

Winrar!!

Niggers tongue my anus

That was easy

3 get

7 minus 4

get=333

shit son
what about trip 3?

two down!

Do these trips count?

Easiest boss in the game give me a 3

check em'

Praise the Sun...ny D

GET

SUNLIGHT FOR LIFE

Getting two specific singles is harder than dubs famalam. That's two 1/10s vs one 1/10.

STABBING THE BASTARD

grats negro

...

Wooooo

We have a group of winners!

It's time to fight the first optional boss!

Furthermore, another optional boss has been unlocked by:

lez go

Here we got

text

fak uuuu

Rollolol

dub

Praise to the Sun

waiting... funnest boss ever!

only one?
just take these

i am kill

Check 'em

ez

Dubs get

Power up the bass cannon

ill take it

Double dubs?

Slay it niggas.

Awww yea. I,ve been praisin...have you found your sun?
Hell yes I unlocked both of the opt. bosses.
Lets get em!

trips winrar?

tfw you really are kill

no dubs

Guys, we got it, we don't need to kill it even more...

WIN RAR

Why dubs when you can trips?

fukyea

Ez

The legend never dies

Fuck yeah I'm good

This technically counts.

Damn guys, he's already dead! Calm down!

Having defeated the Moonlight Butterfly, the next post that is off by one will be counted.

Let's get back to the main story bosses now.

2

1

Rip pupper also 3

2

1

tres

3

4

1

1

4

/thread I didn't sign up for feels

4

based hazel here

We kindly ask that you help remind us when we reach about 250 posts to make a new thread. Sometimes I'm forgetful.

1

On it!

2

1.

everybody stop and let me count!

3

3

1

1

1

1

delete this post

ONE

^^^^

2

2

1

2

Two

THREE

Nice counting guys

TWO

3

4

4

4

1

ok im not counting, you guys sort this

Holy shit. According to the rules, this counts.

Good job guys!

Moving on!

1

If that did not count I don't know what does

2

3

3

2

...

GET

2

Dubs get. Go for the prostate.

705413057

Who gave me a machine gun?

kill
kill
kill

IRONBRO TARKUS BLESS ME WITH DUBS

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-DUBS!

Wat, the counting was repeatedly interrupted

time to fuk this nigga up

rolling for best korea

*Gitiing Good intensifies*

...

Read rules.
Git gud.

TARKUSSSS
TARKUSSSSSSSSSSS

Get

wait i'm scratching my anus

What do I have to lose?

Woooo! East Korea is the shit

I wish I was gud

Review the rules on counting in the first post, please.

Also, git gud.

-Based Hazel

Tarkus you have failed me

reeeeeeee

praise be to kek

Got gud!

Dubs get!

Well, you're now well on your way to gitting gud!

Maybe I am getting guder

Super Londo Bros next

dubs get

brb kill slef

u r now gud

rollin 4 doobs

Can't invasion gud.

>still using Drake sword

yeet

Get get get

shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get

This champion has run around with his Humanity too much. We've triggered the first invasion. We need to defeat both the boss and the invader to continue!

Off by one.

Fail and a win simultaneously

*switch to uchigatana*

...

Check em

Sex get

k putting my gamepants on

Dodge dip duck dive and dodge.

404

no dubs

first post to be off by one, should count as dubs?

trident this fgt

incoming dubs

How bout these dubs

Invader has been slain! Focus on the boss now!

getgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetget

Invader down

The dubs are dead. We have lost.

Invader has been famished

Firebomb this nigga

...

sheck me

Don't give up yet user! Start back from the bonfire once more! For Hazel!

Done

fking last hit

can we kill the fucking thing already holy shieeeet

This fucker is toast!!

Don't lose hope, man! We can't hollow!

Adventuring is our life, we're prepared for the worst!

4

fuck this threa

i wanna suck gaping dragon's tooth folds

One last try!

longest no dubs thread ever

here are the needed dubs

Op is gey

Giant Dad pls?

...

Little late to the party

literALLY CANCER

Let's do this!!

1

OHHHHHH SHIT

Praisin is so adorable

Dubs are dead Cred Forumsoys

Checked

WITNESSED!

Trips get

HUZZAH

there be dubs

Oh snap

win rar

Wtf?! He won't go down!!

Nice Chest ahead...

this pro carried our asses

Two dets of dubs achieved!

Onto the next! Will be making a new thread, keep your finger on that F5 button for our next ... ContenderS.

another one

I declare this now a get thread

...

So wait, is this in the same universe has a blood borne?

Checked and confirmed

NEW THREAD

ALL POSTS BELOW THIS WILL NOT BE COUNTED

YUS bos is ded

This isn't OP

Oh shit, I didn't even notice that

Yes, it is OP.

Can confirm. Is based Hazel.

swtf

LOOK

Iron Markus FTW

Come to the new thread!

Aww now we cant get the demon greathammer

Get

i have the dubs dont worry