Stop right there darkie!! Dubs prove you're white and I'll let you go with a warning

How dare you call me a nigger

I'm black.

hi op, dubs here

i dindu nuffin

Awful lot of Nigerians in here

I was born in Kenya, officer.

I dindu nuffin occifer

All white here officer

Don't shoot!! just pulling out my dubs here

only op is white

Liar!

hands up dont shoot

tfw you're the only white person born from Kenya

We're all good here

I don't steal bicycles officer

No, trust me Officer, I am a white guy from Kenya. (I already roll dubs so this doesn't count.)

ayy

Here are my dubs offic.. wait why are you taking your gun out

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I left my ID in my other pants

I don't own lotion

this is weird i know that girl it was in mckinney the chick went to scoggins middle school with me agghhhh i was at the pool party when it happened weird shit

Melanin melanin on my skin, don't shoot me reaching for my glock10

please no, i have a job officer

Officer, I actually pay my bills, can I go?

>I'll let you go with a warning.
i don't know, that guy you chased with a gun was awfully light.

Hands up. Don't shoot

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alright kiddo, ill let you go with a warning, keep our streets clean

I went to college sir and not on a sports scholarship, but for actual learning.

oh shit nigga run. hands up dont shoot

Hey boss, one thing. Whites are the majority. Shouldn't the dubs be black? Or is this fine and trips are asian?

My dad's on his way home from work, I was just getting some McDonalds for dinner

I dinn do nuffin

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shieeeeeeeeet

I don't need to prove shit

ok

Fuck the police

Black lives matter!

White cops man.

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Woah officer, can't you see these dubs?

Go sit on your nightstick faggot cop.

hows middle school treating you?

I got dubs in the glove, do I have permissions to pull em out officer?

I didn't steal the phone I'm posting with

That's not what your singles say! kapow! kablam!

I'm... I'm white m8

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I have a license for these dubs officer

I DINDU NUFFIN

These dubs are mine I swear

That's exactly what a negro would say, GET EM BOYS!

It's a blast

Sir, Did you just assume my race?

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white guy reportin in

wuts all dis

Oh shit nigger what high school did you go to and when?

are you sure it wasn't another black girl? that's what every front yard looks like over here.

Will do officer white

youtube.com/watch?v=0hT8BoQx_fo

We wuss kangzzz

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right now i got to centennial high school i moved around to frisco

trust we all talked about her when she got arrested

I graduate 3 years ago and am at UTD right now but best of luck to you.

holy shit small world i was suppose to go to boyd

Yeah seen a lot of people on here from McKinney its really funny but yeah small world.