ITT we post how we think we'll die. Last digit of post determines probability of it (0-9)

ITT we post how we think we'll die. Last digit of post determines probability of it (0-9).

Dubs guarantees how you'll die.

>I'll die in a car accident that I cause

Choke on vomit

I get crushed by a UFO

I'm going down fighting

Dude your trips haha.

>I will die old, with a belly full of mead, and a whores mouth around my cock.

I get mauled by a bear.

Shooting myself in the head

I die in a motorcycle accident before im 40

That settles it, going down fighting for my life.

storm at sea

Uh oh

I die by suicide

Jumping head first out my window when they come for me.

heart disease @ April 6, 2054

Ill die fighting legions of the undead.

OD on xanax

Dying of a heart attack upon injecting the immortality elixir into my arm when its created.

I die in a hiking accident when im older than 75.

I die begging for god's forgiveness

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Nice.

musterbating to death

Over dose

Suicide

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I will get stabbed for annoying a circle k clerk named don after annying the shit out of him with my assie attempts at convo.

Die fucking a girl in the ass

Yay, cause I been predicting this for over a decade.

Death by snoo snoo

blaze of glory

I won't.

>Intercourse with a bear

cancer

cancer

sweet bear butt for me

If not suicide,asma from weed or sex with a lamia

Pay someone to knife fight me in an alleyway after smoking crack for the first time, then either shot by policeman or die of wounds the same night from the earlier fight.

Gunfight

death by death to death

death by nigger

Lung cancer.

Please don't be dubs

I'm on the brink of death by cancer.
>Tell my fam to take me to a volcano and drop me in with my mp3 player and headphones. Screaming my lungs out, saying that I've lived the best life ever

suicide

More likely just gonna die from cancer before they can even get me to the volcano

FUCK

Memes

oh fuck well rip me

rare aggressive form of cancer

Car crash or od.
How the fuck else you want me to die

Reroll, I'm not dealing with this bullshit

complications due to smoking most likely cancer

Fine, bike crash

You

Suicide

Fucking your mom

heart attack?

alone