Why aren't you enjoying a little Caesars pizza? It's delicious, convenient, & affordable

Closest one is 2 hour round trip

It'd is all about that Papa Murphy's take-n-bake pizza.

That All Meat stuffed pizza is the best. It is filling and satisfying initially and the best breakfast pizza ever when leftovers.

Gives me weird vivid and intense dreams afterward though.

bc it literally taste like your moms ass.... old

That pizza is good shit, especially the deep dish! And for a good price too! But I will agree, the crust does taste like it's made out of the same material as the box.

Self-check of triple-dubs

It's 1:30 am, I have a headache. They don't deliver and I don't want to walk 30 minutes to the nearest Little Ceasars. And I don't even know if they're open this late.

That's why.

Not a bad opinion, Mr. Tripdub

I ate one for lunch already today.

I'd rather eat a fucking digiorno or red baron. Luckily there's a place nearby called $5 pizza and it's actually really good.

How much is the box in ops picture?

That's as thick as a cake.

I had it for dinner

>they dont cost $5 in my area
Honestly thats the only reason ive ever gotten little ceasers in the past is that its $5. Its all kind of bland but when youre really hungry its some good shit.

Also the cheesy bread is definitely one of my biggest guilty pleasures. Makes me hate myself after eating it but good god is it good

i work there... all the employees smoke weed, also some girls leave theirs shoes in the bathroom, becuz we didint have lockers, i use to sniffe their shoes. one time a girl leave her sandals and her shorts... i smell them so hard, her sandals smell so good...

I find little ceasars is the only pizza that still tastes good if you reheat leftovers the next day

>That clear cheese
>not eating cold pizza

For $5.41 it's not a half bad pizza.

Little Caesars is the worst left over pizza.
See for better alternative.

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The only option is to eat it cold

has it right

this this cheese pizza or garlic bread to the left?
i honestly can't tell. it doesn't look like it has sauce but it is a prebaked pizza that was frozen and sits in a food warmer all day.
so like...it wouldn't be super strange for the sauce to loose most of it's moisture and become thick

I have had many pizzas. The only major chain that makes worse pizza than Little Caesar's is Chucky Cheese.

Both are way too salty.

Where I am, the best pizza for the money is Papa Murphy's. Good and affordable.

No thanks. I'm not hungry after eating my delicious Chicken Lentil soup from Aladdin's Eatery. Affordable AND no taste sacrificed.

>inb4 sand nigger food

Use a toaster oven. If you nuke that pizza it's going to come out like dominos.

Well it's better than Pizza Pizza and Pizza Hut, which are the only other chain pizza places near my house.

I dated a cougar that owns the local one, the sauce us literally cheeze whiz. Kraft brand cheese whiz, and a baking soda wash with rock salt.

You're welcome.

Little Caesars is cheap 5 dollars plus what tax is but still that and sams cola good stuff. However i will say the crust could be better.

Why would you eat it cold?

The niggers burned our little Ceasers down now lil sis has to sell ass behind the truck stop

Little Caesars deep dish stuffed crust 3 meat with crazy crust is the best pizza I have ever had, and it is still cheaper than most other pizza places.

Because dominos is about 10x better than that swill you call pizza

how much to just buy her out-right?

cold pizza is damn good. A standard breakfast food, actually.

Always do.

If i want deep dish I usually order jets man that shit is tasty

Shit list of pizzas.

Little Caesars
Pizzahut
Domino's
Chuck-E-Cheese
That bullshit square pizza they use to serve at school lunch between the 80s and like 2005. Everyone always liked it but it was litearlly fake cheese that was like melted plastic on a piece of bread about as thick as cardstock.

And fuck those nasty smiley fries too.

Because it's fucking midnight and they are closed

Because after working for Little Ceasers, I'm too disgusted to eat there.

Three orders of crazy bread

Fuck off with your greasy cardboard corporate fast-food bullshit. I make my own pizza and it's fucking awesome.

soundcloud.com/ceaser-ya-bitch/lil-ceaser-5-dollars-ep

That shitty little pizza was always still frozen while the fruit would somehow be hot at my elementary school. No idea how they were that retarded.

You really need to try more pizza places. Shit-tier pizza is shit.

this is the funniest shit I've ever read because that was the first thought to my head as well

Tastes good man. At least dont microwave it, pop that bitch in a convection oven.

soundcloud.com/ceaser-ya-bitch/three-meat-treat

Because I live two doors down from 711 and there pizza is the same price and equally disappointing

soundcloud.com/ceaser-ya-bitch/bacon-wrapped-deep-dish-pizza-exxclusive-mixtape-from-lil-ceaser

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2nd

There's a place just a few blocks from me that has huge slices, GOOD beer on tap, and they're open till 2:30am on weekends. And if I tell them to add heavy garlic, they don't fuck around.

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I legitimately like LC's pizza. It tastes decent, though definitely nowhere near high quality, it's cheap, and it's fast. The one thing that irritates me about it is how Illitch plans to turn the new Red Wings arena into a goddamn pizza advertisement instead of naming it after a Detroit hero like Joe Louis was. I know corporate sponsorship is the way of the future and all, but dammit, I was proud that we hadn't stooped to the rest of the league's level.

I think I might be gay.

because I only eat real pizza that's round and properly sliced.

Surprised any of the newfags on this thread are born before 9/11..

My lunch ladys was pretty alright. I always got to get extra food on particular days because the food i liked. None of the other kids would ever take. Mashed potatoes, green beans with some nice ass seasoning, scalloped potatoes, cranberry sauce and carrots. Use to get like x3 the normal servings of all that shit. Fuck. Now days because muh childrens health. They cant do none of that shit any more...

Dominoes master race

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faggot

Do your momma know u gay?

this isn't a soundcloud thread. fuck off.

at least the other user's shit was relevant.

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>hurr durr the pizza tastes like cardboard
Shittiest pizza criticism ever. If you don't like little caesars, you are a dumbass

Because im too busy enjoying this
youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

3rd

what year is it?

Not sure, maybe some other user knows

>Look, I'm being edgy by calling all popular pizza franchises shit

Name god-tier pizza then

He can't. They never can.

>2016
>still eating poor people's pizza.
kill yourself. actually just stay the course. that shit will do it for you.

Having an opinion is edgy now? God damn. Fuck you.

Any pizza that actually uses real food is good pizza in my book. If theres jalapenos I want to taste them if there's tomato chunks I want to be able to taste their texture. Not taste like tomato puree

They cost like 6 dlls on Mexico. I'd have them all the way over Domino's or Hut.
Costco's one is better tho.

home made italian pizza. lrn2cook fagit.

go away with your factory food.
nobody wants to eat this.

>real pizza
>has fucking leaves on it
I hope you don't take yourself seriously when you spout your bullshit, cunt

Because I enjoy being fit and processed grains , sugary sauce and cheese are high calorie garbage that isn't satiating in the least or nutritious

having an opinion means being able to contrast quality. all restaurant grade pizza is just salt, sugar, chemicals and grease. it's like comparing dog shit to horse shit. it's still shit.

Because they're closed, I don't have any money right now, and they're like 20 minutes away from me

holy crap! Alabama finally got the internet? now all you need is running water and a family tree that forks. I'm honestly very proud of you. Good job. Keep it up

>delicious
no
>convenient
they don't even deliver
>affordable
so is decent pizza

I fucking love me some next day leftovers Little Caesars

You're probably a middle-aged fatass who likes to pretend he cares about his health, and tries to impress people over the internet by telling us how 'unhealthy' things are.
You're not fooling anyone. Everyone likes good tasting, Little Caesars pizza.

Whenever I have leftovers I always have at least 1 or two slices cold and then heat up the rest because I like it both ways

King of the Nerds thread?

i guess the most convincing way to call in sick is to actually have food poisoning. so hey, why not?

Their Stuffed crust deep deep dish gets me diamonds in the sack.

>Pretending to be high-class
>Browsing fucking Cred Forums at 2:30 in the morning

this is the shittiest marketing campaign i've ever seen

Still no names, you're just shit-talking, I'm simply tired of that whole "this brand is shit, and all of those you're thinking about are shit too" crap. I agree with Chuck E Cheeses and probably Dominos, but what about Papa John's?

Name some good brands or stfu.

we're all very impressed at how fancy you can make "shutup ur fat n gay" sound. i bet you were first chair in English class.

back to the subject at hand tho. little Caesars is garbage and if you like eating garbage pizza then that's okay. it's also okay that i don't trust the opinion of someone who eats garbage.

tldr: no u

Best cheap pizza for the money. Breakfast pizza is pure sex.

Because I live close to a blaze pizza shop. I can get a build your own with as many toppings and a drink for the same price.

I'll be a follower of Ceasar if I get the option to add roasted garlic and diced garlic and mushrooms with olive oil and ovalini cheese

My nigga. I use to live right next to a little Iraqi mart. Fucking miss those days.

but he's right

"What's in my mouth? It's gotta be dick's!"

we can kick you out with them if you like

Theres one literally right down the street from me like 3 blocks and I still generally avoid it. its ok, still not that good. Actually got a place right next door to my work with some fuckin awesome pizza for $4 right now

They don't deliver, and they used to run ads that essentially tried to pass off their lack of delivery as a good thing. So basically they're the pizza company for dumbasses that can't figure out dominos' site...

LoL nah I'll take that dudes mini mart when hes gone though. Probable make some pizzas instead of those explosive Iraqi burritos.

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Because I bake real pizza's for a real Italian restaurant

i gotta tell ya, i'd think twice about starting a business in property owned by ex arabs. I mean its a free country, but some freedoms have consequences.

>real Italian restaurant
do you also live in real Italy? because if you don't I've got news for you sweetheart.

am i the only one who had all his finger and toenails hurt to look at that?

>implying a real Italian restaurant can't be found in the United States

No, same

Last time I ate there I tasted nothing but soap.

The local pizza place is way better.

like Olive Garden?

Papa Murphy's pizza is so good, I just can't find anymore in Michigan.

I love LC 'zza but its too greasy for my sensitive stomach, i get diarrhea after half a pie or after a slice of deep dish

it cant. its american by default. it might be loosely Italian themed but trust me, it's not Italian. ever go to an "authentic american resturant" in south korea? i have. and its not at all authentic.

I have "trypophobia" but this didn't make my skin crawl at all. No reaction to it.

Also little ceasers is shit. Pizza is pretty shit. Only thing good their is the cheesy breadsticks. How does your cheesy breadsticks taste better than your pizza, shameful.

That's where you derive you definition from? Let me guess. You think the breadsticks are great? Bad news pal. Olive Garden is about as italian as Tacobell is Mexican.

seriously, people here. whats wrong with them? i mean i know its the midwest but goddamn.

The local lc is worked by crackheads its also next to a liquor and a dottys.

I've only been once and I've only ate the crazy bread, just walking in there an looking at the employees makes you not want to eat