Caught an intruder eating some of my chocolate.
Dubs decides a punishment. (Keep them realistic.)
Trips decides how he's executed.
(Nothing involving my body, no fire, I'm a collegefag.)
I do have a pocket knife, butterfly knife, and a 9" hunting knife.
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Death by drowning
Burn
Chop in half with the hunting knife than cut it into small pieces with the pocket knife
Than sprinkle it on food and eat it
smash to bits and snort
Pour molten chocolate into his ass until he can taste it
pour acetone on it
DEATH BY FREEDOM
LET HIM GO
death by melted chocolate suffocation
Salt and vinegar
its gonna fuck it up
punishment: put the remaining chocolate outside of his container so that he can see it, but can't ever eat it
Firecracker
Yes
don't have acetone on me
don't have fireworks because collegefag
Pull off their legs and post a pic
roll for this
this would be an execution, however, rolling for it
rubbing alcohol instead of acetone?
Drown it in ammonia and chlorine solution.
so close to quads, yet so far away
T tree ear off its legs one at a time.
UP THE POOPER
microwave
eat it ?
Microwave!
Rolling for this
ROLLLLLLLLL
>nothing involving my body
Why even make this thread?
shove it up your ass, faggot
Take it outside and let it go
because I don't want a cricket inside of me unlike you other fags
you'll get an execution.
shit
roll
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rolling for microwave
Microwave it
trips, not dubs retard
not winrar. executions need trips
Cut their bodies in half and watch as they squirm. >:3
this.
light a match and leave it under the glass with it
Winrar
Reroll
Eat it
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deliver faggot
also microwave
close with dubs. rolling again
Actual punishment; isch dubs feggeto, go through with it OP
thats dubs newfag
Keep it as a pet,and feed it only chocolate.
read. the. post.
Rolling for this
Roll
death by drowning
Let him have more chocolate and let him go
no shit it's dubs sherlock
gtfo
let it be free
Rawlin
There was almost quads. I'd have came.
Put it in a bottle of water and vigorously shake it
winrar
kek
This
M I C R O W A V E
I T
C H E C K ' E M
Obviously the most entertaining option
Reroll
Shit on it
this OP is a humongous faggot
death by choppy choppy knifey butterfly knife
This
/thread
xD
Ruling for this
drown the chocolate eater with melted chocolate
tear off its limbs one by one
Cum on it
melted. chocolate. suffocation.
ROLLLLLLLLLLLING
Jew him up real good. Interpretation is up to you.
Free my nigga
OP, are you going to deliver?
A punishment that fits the crime
microwave
praying for trips
Winrar,yet again op deliver
I said in the original post that I wouldn't do anything with my body because 99.999% of the time it's "shove it up your ass, faggot."
smfh I try to be realistic and this is the response I get?
Show him /d/
Microwave.
You're welcome.
the fuck do you mean deliver those arent dubs
also checked
Now
no one got trips yet, fag
also eat him OP
well.. it's realistic.. and its what everyone wants. and won dubs.. so deliver you faggot
cum on it
Give him a high five
Smash it with your dick
This
but dubs is punishment, trips is execution
if he shoves it up his butt, it dies
so you should microwave it
yeah, let me just shove a jittery little cricket up my tight, straight asshole. sorry I don't have a loose enough ass to do that like you would.
roll
Suffocate it with weed smoke
NUKE THAT SOM'BITCH IN THE MICROWAVE
Do it
OP is a fat tumblrina
kek
do it
Name it harambe,and then shoot it with a rifle
>kek
this
OP (me) has run quality underground bug fights on a comedy app and will not hesitate to take the life of a little cricket who ruined my chocolate-covered-pretzel eating experience.
It ate your chocolate so then you eat it in revenge.
My final try for microwave
it's gotta be the microwave
also you should film whatever you do
Rolling for nuclear execution
Make it fight another bug then
we need a winrar for microwave already. this is taking too long
roll
let it go. rethink your life.
only a fatass woman would get this pissed over a bug in her chocolate kek
reroll
OP here. Should I just nuke it? I'll try to make it into a gif
yes
na
Come on fucking trip get I'm losing a loli thread for this
Fuck yea
OP here, fuck this thread. I'm going to bed faggots.
yes just fucking hurry i want to sleep
Spare him. Crickets are bros :(
No you should do this
good, nightynight.
you're not me and never will be, faggo
no op
don't be a fag
just wait for the trip and deliver
you got to cum in it
OP (me) IS GOING TO NUKE THE CRICKET STAY TUNED
Post cricket for proof
Either one
thank god
I roll for it. Microwave
dodgin.
ravioli microwavioli
Do it
fuckin faggots keep trying to derail the thread. I'll make an exception to my previous rule. If quads, I consider any option involving my body.
Drown it in chocolate
>if quads
kill yourself faggot OP
With what? The microwave? Put the chocolate to take to his grave and remind him of his mistake
Proof.
This
Suffocate him in your urethra
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Of course he's gonna nuke it with a microwave. What else would he use, dumbass
a nuke
Nuclear weapons kek
^
a nuke bro
Boil it in hot oil
You've got very nice wriiting, OP
This
Hurry up,asshole.
GIF WILL BE UP SHORTLY
Op got blender? If so blend the fuck
pls
Hurry
put phone in microwave so you get a good video
Let the little guy go
This
FUCKING FUCK THE GIF FILE IS TOO LARGE
Post it somewhere else
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Just shorten it to a second of a second where it reacts to the nuke
imgur
microwave the bastard on the lowest setting so he suffers
Post it to imgur
Then put it on mega, youtube, or any fucking website you queer
Rolling
> XD
Kill yourself
OMG OP I'm dying of anticipation
Killed by an overdose of your chocolate
this.
Jokes on you faggot I like that song
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ugh hold on
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Kill yourself
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This isn't /r9k/ faggot
OP here. FUCKING FINALLY
NIGGERS
wtf is a nomrie?
How humane
Worth it. Eat chocolate in hell you bastard
>I'm a collegefag
>kys
and those fucking knives, dearlord you got uncle's fingers in the sphincter one too many times as a kid, didn't you?
Could you make the gif a bit smaller please? I can still barely make out some details
The most anticlimactic thread. Fuck you op
Reroll
kek
stfu that's the only way I could get it to upload
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But wasn't there two OP?
tiny gif but thanks for actually delivering
Retarded newfag.
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Fucking autistic dipshit
Let him go, butcher
He's already dead, retard. Try reading and clicking GIF's, fag
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