What was the last law you broke?

I didn't wear my seat belt earlier today

>thug life

Selling powder

Went fishing with no licence on private government property and finishEd my beer on the way home

The first law of robotics.
-Darpanon

Sold food stamps to my disabled mother.

Smoking weed

She's in need probably more then me but i haz to make a profit yo.

I think I know you.

I pay a girl to come over and fuck me silly once or twice a week depending on my budget.

Probably I've got a large presents on here. People love me for whatever reason. I'm like I'm drunk as fuck here is my day to day life and it's erupted like crazy.

I meant irl. Either that or Mt friend and you break the same law

95mph in a 70.

I made a Disney account withour parents permission

Getting a bj from loli

126 in a 55

I ate an orange while taking a bath

It's legal here, but I don't smoke.
Speeding was the last law I broke, unless you count forcing two spiders to fight as animal cruelty.

91 in a 70 (highway). 850 dollar ticket felony reckless driving. Fuck that pig

threatened a female police officer i would fuck her until she died

How'd that work ??? You fuck???

Downloaded a car.

Nah, I spent 15 days in prison. Just got back home couple weeks ago

95 in a 55, and my fine was only $650..

I love you

Being this sexy.

You're too sexy for that shirt

Too sexy for my car, by far.

some law that said men can't have sex with boys under 16

No he isn't you fucking google

I only break laws of physics.

9/11

Got a copyright infringement letter for nearly a thousand dollars a couple days ago.

This country lol. Fuck this place.

I'm going to find you and skin you alive you worthless shit

DUI

Get a good lawyer, you can beat that shit easily.

Who the fuck are you???

Moving to Canada seems like less of a hassle.

Two people breaking the same law

What are the odds

Bestiality.
Helped my gf get fucked by our dog

Piracy (although I'm not sure if it's a crime here because I've seen government officials do it in front of me).