So due to a bunch if bullshit reasons I'm probably going to be sleeping in my shitty Chevy Malibu starting Friday night...

get a cheap gym membership from any money you have or beg for or earn. The gym can provide you with a shower, water, and a place to store some things. Lots of other benefits too

park at walmart when you go to sleep

Fuck off. I've been homeless for 4 years now. I don't even own a vehicle to sleep in. Be glad you have that. I roam from place to place to place.. use free wifi when I can (like now).. and continue to roam... I wish I had a car to sleep in. At least that would be a permanent roof over my head. Consider yourself lucky, asshole.

I really have no clue m8. I'll probably have to look into soup kitchens or some shit around me and I don't have the money for either of those currently.

This hunk of shit was given to me. I wish my Monte Carlo wouldn't have blown the head gasket

a man
a boy

This is good. Be careful, though. Walmart's policy is that overnighting is ok, but some cities prohibit it. Fort Worth, for instance, prohibits overnight parking in retail parking lots.

Depending on where you are, make absolutely sure you've got enough covering to keep warm. I did a night in my Escort a few years ago, in January, and I like to froze my nose off.

Like you've ever seen pussy

Need some homeless instructables here.

Learn how to make a penny stove.
youtube.com/watch?v=5Okm_irIXFw

A head gasket takes only a few hours to do in your driveway. Have you been a bitch your whole life?

Op where are you from?

yea seriously you need to learn how to do what it takes to survive. go to the grocery store, get a cart, walk around like your shopping ie. actually put shit in the cart. and eat. when you done leave

are you referring to gay sex?

I don't have the tools or know how to even try that shit.

North East Tennessee

Shiiii fam. Sorry bro. I wish I could help you out. I feel bad. I am a terrible human being. I have a new Camaro, tons of money and it's all because of my GF and parents. Im pretty useless honestly. Just remember nothing makes sense and life isn't fair. Just be perceptive and learn how to manipulate people. Not in like a shitty mean way, just to your benefit.

>driver of chevy malibu
>can confirm its absolute SHIT
Just had to have a huge ass repair done to it. 2,000.

OP, if you have the money just buy a big ass thing of ramen. Its kind of risky but you could always go looking for some hoses for water.'

But a pack of ramen+water jug shouldn't be but $10.

Pawn some shit. I'm sure you could find something to pawn.

If you were in the Chicago area I could of helped you out with locations you could of gone too and ate ect

mcdonalds

my malibu's power steering shit the bed while i was on the highway.

Kooks!

Go pick up some middle aged divorced woman OP.
I did it for about a year, lived with 7 different women, otherwise would have been homeless.
Easy to keep them happy, they buy you shit, its fucking great.

big ass packs of water bottles are pretty cheap

Buy a nicer car to sleep in

This nigga is homeless. How he gonna work on his car

Seems more like a triggered thread by these posts.

Where from in TN?

Nashville here. If you have a location I might be able to send you some supplies.

I'm hoping this thing holds out for a few months till I can get situated with this new job. As much as I hate ramen that'll probably be what I get when I can afford it.

>see OP
>not cringing

fuck off you bum. at least OP has a job, unlike your pathetic ass.

i'm pretty sure your version of "homeless" is actually spending every afternoon at the library because you hate your parents.

I live near Johnson City

Have a throw away email? Like I said, if you have a place or PO box or something, I might be able to send you some stuff.

He should pawn his car

[email protected]

Kek

You can do a tittle loan,

You should pawn your ass, so that Rick Harrison and his son, Big Hoss can fuck you silly.

honestly dude your best bet might be to ask like small shop owners/mom and pop stores. theres a dude in here trying to send you supplies. you gotta keep your hygiene up it wont be easy but good luck

Honestly the things that ruin that image for me is all of those piercings. Her body = her choice. I just think she would have been hotter without them.

>females are pathetic.
It is that attitude that has caused them to ignore you Elliot, They will never see you as a "Gentleman" that way.

I just thought she had nice tits

OP can you confirm is you?

Wow shes hot, its just something about this girl which makes me hard as hell

sell your car, get a bike 2 weeks worth of rent in a cheap hotel near your workplace, and enough money to eat for these 2 weeks.

Plus you can stop being so fat, and polluting so much

so you want him to bike to work after he starts his job? Don't go all out and sell your car, it's only 2 weeks, just sleep in your car. Then you can use it to drive to work after the 2 weeks has passed

he's homeless, he can get a place near his workplace.

Can you drive up to Cincinnati?
We have a good charity called Matthew 5 ministries. I'm not religious but I've seen these people ship crates of food all over to disaster areas, etc. If you showed up at their doorstep in your car or they found you parked there you wouldn't have any problem with them trying to call the cops because you overnight in their parking lot. You'd be fed and housed and a means of finding a job. What kinds of jobs have you had and what kinds can you do?

inb4 gaysex model or fucktoy

I can more or less agree with that.... I am mostly bothered by a "feature" that is mostly on her face after all. I never said she was unappealing, just that certain things distracted me from appreciating her appearance fully.

I probably used the worst possible wording to express that though,

dont get into drugs.

sounds cheesy and cliché, but forreal. going through shit is hard and when I went through shitty stuff that involved me sleeping in my car, I spent the whole time blitzed out on Xans because I didn't want to deal with anything.

Ohio is a bit too far though I do appreciate the advice

No worries about that. My mom was hooked on her prescribed pills and I've avoided that shit like the plague

I agree, but I would wait until you start getting paid before you pay for a motel

Front seat for eating or driving.
Back seat for sleeping.
Find decent resources. Some people mentioned a gym for water access. For food though take a little time looking. "mcdonalds" as stated may be cheap, taco bell tends to be very cheap too (for the volume of food if you are buying off of dollar menues), there are always other options too though.

If you had steady access to a stove though I would recommend rice, beans, and (dry, boxed) mashed potatoes. simply because they are usually low cost & highly filling.

Oh, also hope your car does not get stolen while you are at work. Having a car is still leaps and bounds better than having nothing.

yeah try to remember where you have gotten great deals on food...obviously

he's homeless, sleeping in his car might be an option, but how will he afford to cover all the other expense ? Fuel, food, hygiene etc...

What's the point of having a car if you can't drive it ? How are you going to keep your job if you show up unkempt and stinky ?

try /o/ op

you win

Ok I'll make a care package of food to send to a church or other place you trust. I'll send it care of them to Your first name or a name you'll use to pick it up- or just a simple code word you give them. "helping a brother out" might work for them to let you have the box. Shit- I bet they'll give you what I send plus other stuff.

Can send peanut butter, jelly, vaccuum packed precooked bacon, beef jerky, hard oatmeal cookies, vegetable beef soup, tuna cans, can opener, and other stuff like Several boxes of baby wipes that might help on days in between showering. soap, razors, towels, dry shampoo powder stuff, etc etc.

Listen to this guy OP, it could really save your ass

If you're serious email me at [email protected] and we can talk

If you're homeless just get a gym membership to shower and live in your car, wash your clothes at a coin laundry and maybe try to fit an air mattress in your car.

Find a truck stop with shower.

Sleep at a crowded walmart parking lot day or night, just park between a lot of cars.

If you're told to move by cops or security ask them the best place to move to, they're usually sympathetic to people having a hard time.

I don't recommend Walmart, it is loud and bright. Just park on a random crowded street at like midnight.

Alright dude.
Btw do you Still have the car with the blown head gasket or did you sell it?

Loading up my Yandex email app now

I traded it for the shitty Malibu I have now so I'd still have a car that ran

Sent you a message from JerryBarely@¥dex

Ok
I don't need to send Chilton's n gasket gasket sealer plus socket set then...

lmao shut the fuck up hoe the ,an has a point. They're pathetic uninspiring whores

Alright, it'll be just a bit before I can message you back

can you just go over to Dallas then?

You're right. When i was homeless a car would've solved so many problems. Even without gas, just to sleep in. OP you can definitely make it if yo have a car to sleep in, you'll be fine. Imagine being on the street, with other homeless people

Wow you're an amazing person