HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS??

with this

that's a dildo

That's a dildo. Faggot.

By
>being smarter
>being able to be seen in the dark
>having a clean history
>not having STDs
>not being an ugly mutilated edgy creature

I have two cocks.

By dating human females.

You may have the hippos and the land whales.

Repost. Anyways you put a dildo in your pants

How the hell can anyone compete with that??

With this

Best of both worlds.

By not using Photoshop or posting pics with a dildo in my pants.

Da fuq you say to me dildo dick,I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Army Rangers Wing, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Irish special forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am Blackmailing the FBI with their secrets who are using their secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but my government spares so expense on our weapons and I will use them to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Kiddo.

Compete by buying a larger prosthetic penis than is shown in these pics, and learn how to properly adhere and apply makeup to make it look natural.

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Have you no pride?

Itt people with small dicks

That's fake as shit, Notice how he has to hold/hide it.

By having a penis that doesn't rip your gfs vajayjay into pieces. Believe it or not, there are quite a lot of women who wouldn't like being drilled by that. Also, think about handling that thing...you could never just wildly fuck someone, you would always have to take care not to punch their cervix too hard.

If a dick that big could get hard you'd die from low blood pressure

The future is here.

can confirm... i have hit multiple girls cervix.
it always ends the same way...
that look on their face... and the pain you can see them in... really fucks up the moment...
you continue to be as gentle and as shallow as possible or you just stop...
on the flip side if you are in the right position you can hit that sensitive spot that is right beside the cervix... and girls love that shit...

How can you compete against this op

>Pretending to know about sex
>Goes on Cred Forums
Im disappointing user, what kind of person would go on the internet and tell lies?

How the fuck does OP stop being a massive faggot and stop posting the same faggot shit?

This. You'd have to be a colossal faggot to just search for pics of dicks and post them on Cred Forums all day. OP is a giant faggot.

Ever things about niggers that is positive is a lie how do I compete against a dildo with a better dildo it's called a hitachi

It's a nigger so literally 50/50 chance it's already a fag

Thanks for giving me a solid kek, mate.
Enjoy your day.

lol if that's real, that man is fucking cursed, never will he know the joy of going balls deep in those sweet sugar walls

Friend him. Have him send pics of that monster cock destroying your dream girl

What competition? That thing would be a hindrance in most races, land or water based.

Well for starters, mine can fit in her farther than the tip. Not much you can do with a girl when you have to be careful about rupturing her insides if you even hump back.

Cut and Uncut, this is truly the answer to the centuries-old debate.

With this

You may be joking but it fucking sucks. When you pass 6.5-7 and have 5+ girth it just becomes trouble. Never getting any blowjobs without teeth or more than the tip and not being able to do quickies. I mean it's a confidence boost but ohterwise not that fantastic

this

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Your girl sends this pic of her to you. What are you going to do?

>HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?
I don't. You think I want a chick who's been dug out with that fucking thing? At the very least, she's got internal hemorrhaging. A woman's vagina is on average, 4 inches deep. Enjoy only getting the tip of that disgusting thing into a pussy and hurting every woman you fuck with that thing. It must suck being you tho honestly, only ever fucking nigger bitches with huge pussies. Normal girls would take one look at that and run the fuck away. Those are the chicks I fuck. Nigger.

Alpha as fuck!

urmad

Whos the slut?

I send a pic of me like this

Nothing. Gloat over my superior (white) intelligence, and try to refrain from killing myself.

Also, start killing young niggers. The baby niglets are so fucking easy to kill. Nobody gives a fuck about the 2-8 year old nigger kiddos. Just hit them with your car or sneak them some drugs or... fuck. Just kill the lil niggers.

This...

But it's a myth that black people have bigger penises than white. You can have both intelligence and a big penis. you need to kill everyone to get over your size

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And? What the fuck does one big penis mean? Confirmed no intelligence. You should try to have both.

I think it's 4 inches deep if she's not aroused. You can probably fit about 7-8 inches in most women if they're aroused enough, but more than that would be pointless

What about chinese dicks?
Everytime there's a chinese porno these asian guys with 2 inch dicks come out and usually they're impotent and have to cum with a half-chub.

Most girls that arnt skanks who fuck every moment in time usually don't care for big dick , hurts their pussy more than makes them cum .

this guy has a super blown out asshole, it looks like a windsock

hoverhands?

Castration is the answer

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We have the same watch.

>We have the same watch.
DO you think the nigger can tell the time though ?

Nope that's why the judge does it for them.

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>Nope that's why the judge does it for them.
BOOM !

> What be the time Master?
> Ten years boy.

How do you deal with a small dick? Is there surgery?

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Kek subtle yet devious

Another nigger with a another stolen watch

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Be white.

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Easy, I'm white.

White guy with a black dick?

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I compete by being able to get my penis inside a woman, without tearing her in half and causing her pain.

I had a friend who was hung like a donkey and he struggled to have decent sex with a few of his gfs as they just couldn't take his girth. Guy was seriously depressed that he couldn't fuck

This

By remembering that a vagina that accommodates that size is too big for us to enjoy. If she is a size queen, that means she is loose. They are throwing themselves into the trash for you.

have fun trying to get laid with any thing besides a landwhale.

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He literally has tits. Looked like the roids gave him gyno. Kek

>heavy projection
Not even that user but i can see youre a faggot

I didnt know there were chinese pornos
You seem to know enough about them tho

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