HOW CAN WHITE BOYS EVEN COMPETE WITH THIS MUTHAFUCKA?

HOW CAN WHITE BOYS EVEN COMPETE WITH THIS MUTHAFUCKA?

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how did they balance the tennis balls on there?

That dick is ridiculous.

because it's fake

By not being in jail

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Photoshop
Also OPisafaggot.org

Ah, the daily SJW bait.

>FAIL

what you're seeing right here is called surgery, nigger

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It was probably a white man who constructed that fake penis. Niggers just don't have the technology. How can niggers compete with that? Enjoy your minimum wage jobs + child support.

aryiens lol

this be da white people lol fat fucks

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By staying out of prison

yall white bitches be mad as fuck shiit makes me luagh tb.h

What the fuck did you say to me little nigger,I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Army Rangers Wing, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Irish special forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am Blackmailing the FBI with their secrets who are using their secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but my government spares so expense on our weapons and I will use them to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Kiddo.

Well the only way we could compete is by buying a white dildo instead of a black one

I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.

But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?

In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.

Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.

Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again

Get a bigger fake dick

> Being such a new fag and a nigger

Alright, first off who even asked for your fucking reply? I didn't, so why the fuck would you even post that stupid shit, do you not think before you act like a complete fucking idiot on the internet? Are you actually this stupid? Pfft, if it weren't for my morals and humanity I would break you down like noone ever has you weak piece of garbage. Do NOT make me repeat this to you. I never want to see you reply with this shit ever again. Fuck you

It´s fucking plastic, look at it.

Who actually legitimately thinks this is real?

>Redditfag?
>Newfag?
>Just a fucking faggot in general?

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yeaooooooooooooo word deyz be all fat mah nigga

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Actually they can, the guy with the biggest dick is white.

Cry some more.