Waifu claiming thread

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>Mfw I think I just saw Miho trying to sell his car in /o/

Indeed! How're you?

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Oh look. A spiderman shitposter. How new and interesting.

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how look a waifu claim cringe thread, how new and interesting

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>how can we supposed

>how look

I'm not sure what SSS.4 means
But the op doesn't say Spiderman thread. We're all welcome here
Poor Miho
Sick, had to email my teacher to let him know I'd be missing classes today so I don't get penalties on my lab
Hello again
Hello Kyouko

you smart boy

I was thinking the same thing.
Hi again.
>SSS4
It means you're being counted as a slave.

Still dealing with that sick stuff, a shame. Strep throat it was?

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Oh right, you never read what it was.
*sex slave
Thank you .1

So with how many sex slaves you have now, what happens? An ERP orgy?

Its sleeptiem. You know what that means!

Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 10
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.

Wish I could help him a bit, but I'm in a bit of a money bind myself at the moment.

>Literally nothing, other than a bit more hellos from Syndra.

ROLL ROLL ROLL!

So there's an SSS.3?
My sister neglected to tell us her test for strep came back negative, so we went and got it done. Pretty sure it's just the flu now though
Apparently I signed it then. I'll have to have some stern words with me about signing stuff without my consent
Roll

Hana Song

Claiming best girl

Rollin'

YOU TOOK MY UPLOAD LIMIT, SO GIVE ME DUBS YOU ASIAN FUCCBOI!

Hello D.Va
Welcome back Saya
Roll

C'MON! I MUST MAKE RORY DRINK THAT MAGIC NUMBER AGAIN!

You did it

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Roll.

Hi.

Want to sign up and find out?
Roll for nothing
Dont worry about that, im sure you will be just fine.

>MFW I DID IT WITH THE MAGICAL 7S
YOU KNOW THE DRILL RORY!
>If you honestly can't stand the 7, mix a tad bit of 3 in with it.

>make coffee
>have enough creamer
>almost no milk

This is upsetting

>inb4 why both

I don't want to pour a fuck ton of creamer into my coffee just to make it kind of cooler so i don't burn my tongue

I'm always up for trying new things, so sure, why not.

Hmm... I'm 1, Saber is 2, I think Makoto was 3? Or was it Rory... Now i'm not sure.
Remind me?

>MFW no ohayou
Why is life such misery?
I seem to find myself in many such situations as of late
You're much more easy going than I am

i had to come see the sevens

I'm 3. I'm the only one with the condition to leave service though.
>I see no reason to leave though, talking to Syndra a bit more is nice.

>Alice
I'm in the military. I don't work with cars; I'm just trying to give an example of how deciding on priorities is a problem and why there's a "maybe" attached to it.

Shiro. Hi!

Do you drink every night, Rory?

>I'm back
>Suika

>count the fucking crops you fucking slanty eyed gookbag whore
>give us back our 4mb
Hey. Hey.
Did you know.
I have a system so that.
7 is never the same?
:^)
Not every night. I set up this game as a bit of fun. Some nights I just dont play it.

>Rory-sama

In that case, nevermind.
Makoto
Only makes things more interesting.

>Dat 7
Why are you drinking coffee, Kitten?

You come to see 7s, and roll a 7. Well done Dags.

>fucking slanty eyed gookbag whore
I laughed. And I know, but 7 is the lucky number, thus I must choose it!

how much drinks do you have o;

Is this the list I had to sell my soul to see? How does Homura fit into all this?
Oh. The military life is a tough one for shit like that, I could never do it.
Generally Makoto is putting me in these situations

I try to be easy going. Go with the flow and whatnot.
Hi! How're you?
Aw. Well, if you change your mind, be sure to let me know!

Huh? Homu is a sex slave?
And no, no soul required. Just asking would have done it.

Unless trips or quads are rolled, 2. Max 3. 2 of those are over a few hours, the final shot is at bedtime.
I could have also called him a Twinkie. But thats a pet nickname for a Vietnamese friend I have and she is a fucking boss.
>Porshe mechanic
Seriously though. 6 crops to get the final product small enough.

I don't know. I was told to ask Homu about the list, the he told me to ask Syndra. Just sent me on a wild goose chase really

So i can stay awake

You know, Makoto has been doing things like that to a lot of people.

Kind of good. Have to work tomorrow, which helps keep me from drinking.

Can I see the list?

It's time for me to leave now. All of you, make sure to make it a wonderful day!

I've only noticed it on a few pictures, but it's annoying as shit.

For... school I assume?

I have not!

Huh. Don't know why you'd be directed to Homu. Who did that?
What list?

Oh no that was another list.
Lets not talk anout it.

He's some sort of pervert I bet
Syndra did. It was all very confusing
>what list
This is what I want to know as well

But every day is a good day because it has me in it

I believe I am owed an explanation now!
>is it a bad list?

Sorry bud. You missed the game.
youtu.be/ubPDWJ1l-LI

Is ok, even if I love it
I was playing warframe, you got a seven again?

That and i have to watch my nephew until it's time to take him to the sitter's

Yeah. He rolled a double 7 for 7s. I literally roll for which one becomes 7 anyway.
youtu.be/s4kSaAB9DOQ

Whatever list you all are talking about.

Can I also see this list?

Kissing people and signing them up for things. How horrid.

Kinda,but dont worry about it i lost it ages ago

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Okay, I got you
Hello Kirino

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I just said it. Except apparently we're talking about a different list. So i have no idea.

If you become SSS.5

Hello, and goodnight.

No.

Good boy.

Why you do this to me Kirino :(
>good night

Oh, well shit. That sucks Kitten.

I have kissed no one, nor signed anyone up for anything!

Claimed

Calamity-masu'd

Had to think about that for a while, didn't you? Had to wait for the last thread to go away?

It does, but I can manage probably

You never kissed someone?

Claiming a will to live

Edgiest waifu

back from nap
watching good animu atm
whats everyone up to?

No, I had to go open up the building! But if you want me to make sure you're not a liar, that can be arranged~

Don't get too hyped up on that stuff. It's bad for you!

Not here, anyways.

Being awake instead of sleeping

Do you open your legs for everybody?

sorry, I meant the variety of the types! Like bottles of stuff! When i'd drink it'd be the same basics of beer and jamesons irish whiskey, i'm quite a simple person i guess

hm?
still sick alice? gonna attend lab or not?

I don't

i only drink it when I need to stay up to watch my nephew or my brother or if i need to stay up late to work on something, albeit I'd be up anyways, the coffee would just make me feel more awake than I already would be

Oh well

Hello all!
I'm able to hang around for an hour or two. Finally

If you ask hard enough, she'll open her scab for ya If ya into that sort of thing

Tristana claim and main

I had a dream last night. Me and a friend whete traveling and at a boat port where Megumin worked she sent us off to a magical land where we found her running a shop. She had these candies that I ate exactly 9. When I did my friend looked ar me and acted like there was a murderous glare/aura coming from me. Eventually we got home. I told other friends and they didn't believe me. I called out Megumins name. I couldn't find her. So I went to the port where I found her, in her office, laying and the couch. I tried picking her up but Rory, Shinoa and Rem killed me and I woke up. I want Rem to apologuze for stabbing me withva spear

Put your gooch away. No one's becoming a Syndra Sex Slave or whatever tonight.

I'm not being your sex slave either!

No, I sent my teacher an e-mail this morning, he sent me back the lab though so I can get part of it done for Thursday, so I got that going for me, which is nice
What are you up to right now?
That's quite the story

Yo

But I did

Also I'm half awake on mobile so excuse any typos

I don't like sluts
They fall to easy for your dick

wo

Yuno?

Alice already did.
On a bus back home, waiting for my stop.
What about you?

wassup trist
been a while. How are ya?
oh thats pretty sweet
thats less deciphering for you
no

I want to become a Syndra Sex Slave

>Implying I do anything but tease

Oh ya, Dags. Rory's also an Aussy.

Alright, I suppose that's fair enough.

What was that, Little Neck?

Who said anything about that? Jeez Booki, get your mind out of the gutter for once!

ceiling

Slutty boy.

I finally got around to sitting up in bed and getting my laptop out. I want to go take a shower but I'm kind of cozy warm right now
Right? Although he told me to just read out of the book, so I actually have to do reading instead of just listening and taking notes
Who the fuck is that then?

I'll be back in a bit, gonna watch some shit on Netflix while I eat and rest

From release and now, mechro is all I played. She's bae. You're bae. Congrats

Yeah here at Chen's we only accept top quality meat.....wait we've a brothel license?

Hey tsun yun, I'm alive and breathing

Pfft I could fit my body into yours

Gaige and Kreig are my best

oh thats kinda annoying, but everything is better than online notes
idk maybe sacho
thats rare, in your neighbourhood that is
done anything interesting lately?

If I'm a slut, then you're a whore.

Have fun Kitten!

What does that even mean?!

Sloot

I had a dream last night I was on a skateboard who God knows why. Anyways, I was going like 35 miles per hour and I hit a rock or some shit, I flew off, into someone's garage and somehow missed their cars, hitting the door. Obviously it was a dream so it didn't hurt.

I should have my borthel, there are a lot of whores in this thread.

>then you're a whore.

But, I don't flirt with 100 different anons at a time in the thread, or "tease", however you call it.

I used to play with a friend picked zero, but that all stopped when the conductor was released

Your neck is a slut!

I went to a renaissance fair on saturday. That was pretty cool

>sloot
>twister's clothing line

Its better than getting killed by a weak maid girl

why did you leave?
im actually not sure what that is

>Twister
Have you've been watching the dub?

which ones rory?

Rood.

Yes, but you act like teasing has to go somewhere.

Are you saying you've let others near my neck when I wasn't looking?

>being this new

>dub

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The one you're talking to about drinks.

You should go, might feel better after one.

Rory is the one who thinks best girl is a shit

No sluts
SLUTS

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This

Ambien starting in ... mebbe I will go to bed.

But Chen How are we going to get the licensing? We'd either have to be in Nevada or move to MapleCountry. Plus one of us has to go to check over the brothel

Nope, synonyms Mein fräulein

Hmmm....you know that time period where there were knights and such? It's that...I'm not very good at explaining but maybe youtube can

I. Uhmmm noo?

tuka is fucking 0/10

I'll probably go looking at the online notes anyways. I just hope I feel better tomorrow so I don't miss yet another day of class
Did Tatsu leave as well?
It'll make me feel cleaner, but a shower won't be able to help with why I feel awful.
Hello
Good night

Found the Rory shill

asahi is fucking 8/10

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found the

Night Booki!

Then I fail to see how my neck is a sloot.

i know what the renaissance is, its the period where christianity started to die out and rational thinking came
but what kind of fair is that?
yea same tbh
one day is not too bad but two or three is just heaps of homework
and yea but idk why nothing happened

Hey.

That's a cute Akebono, I appreciate that.

lmao

saved

What are you doing in Azores? Coming to visit me soon?
Shouldn't you be coming from east?

I dunno Homura
Should I?

You're right. Hah ha ha. Hah

The best of fairs; it was my first and aside from that, it's like some rpg. It's like a cheaper version of Disneyland.

shhh, literally second times i've been in here you waifu nerd fite me

Fortunately, it's mostly lectures for the next couples days, but I don't like missing them because it's harder to ask questions then
Maybe it just wasn't what he was looking for
That's a cute waifu you got, who is she?

P.S.:
Makoto, don't be a ho while I'm gone.

Your welcome.

Yea I guess it is kinda like that.
Any cool rides? Or special food you ate?
Second time?
I guess we haven't talked then
Welcome
Fortunately? I don't see how's that good
Yes but the weird thing is he kept bugging me about joining. And I just wonder why he left since he was enjoying himself
>Implying

ceiling

I am not a ho...jeez, maybe I will just give up teasing.

Syndra being a faggot like always lol

Why aren't these threads on Cred Forums?

It would make sense, but I can see how visiting Azores would make a trip to Portugal interesting. How is your day going?

Not my waifu but a cute one. It's just Homura posting Alice from GuP because of reasons.

probably not, ima dags, heya

>Your welcome.
You're welcome
engrish.

It's fortunate because it means I'm not missing labs that I can't do until the next class, which gets me farther behind than if I simply miss a lecture
You know you won't
Oh, I see. Very cute either way

im hungry, should i make vegemite toast or vegemite toast with cheese hmm

Hey, if you dish out the teases, you have to handle the bants. It's all in good fun.

>checked
>ima dags
what?
either way, im not very familiar with you waifu, who is she?
oh i misunderstood yea thats pretty chill. does your school upload the full lectures as well? its pretty sweet

Says you. I had self control like crazy when I started here. I can easily do that again.

Should probably make vegemite toast with a bit of vegemite on the side.

ceiling

With cheese. I don't know what vegemite is
One of my teachers does, the others don't
Once unleashed, the Makoto will not be bottled up again!

She is. Too bad her relevancy to the plot was nearly zero.

Nobody cares. It's all about the cute Akebonos.

I'm just drinking milk and listening to music, for now. You?

That is rather unfortunate. It seems like a lot of cute waifus aren't central to the anime that they're from

Fine, then have this last one.

Yes there were! Rides I didn't put much attention to but I did eat a very huge turkey leg. I still feel it inside me. There were two performers I manage to get to see. One of them was Arsene Dupin, a funny French arse hole

Eh, it's fun, but more trouble than not these days.

Says you! I'll probably just become more silent. More lurking. Oh well.

Yeah. We are pretty much used to your retarded way of speaking, Syndra.
I'm surprised an autist like you is taking himself seriously.

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