Anybody know how to get in with porn companies?

Anybody know how to get in with porn companies?

I did adult video for a while but wasn't happy with the people I was with so loomed for others, but it seems impossible.

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keyholevideo.tv/index.php?entrance_accept=1
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Tits with timestamp and link to videos or get the fuck out

post proof you did porn first

Tits or gtfo

tits or gtfo

I want a top like that

Pic related isn't me.

first Tits or GTFO

I don't know how I could probe it.

Tits-gtfo

Is that a staple in your nose?

post a pic with you and timestamp, then post the video

titties or gtfo

Why the fuck would you post it then you attention whoring faggot

I don't have any videos, I don't like to watch them.

Because you have to post a picture you retard.

Well then this thread is shit.

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Doesn't make sense

Well the thread was for advice. Not for you to wank to.

I'm in porn, it's a fact.

Why?

prove it bitch

We need proof you faggot

ive been to the moon. its a fact.
See anyone can say that without proof

Go find my videos then, I don't have them in webm form.

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Take the staple out of your nose you gross whore

link it to us or we're done here.

cause OP's faggot and there is no proof

More pics pls

This

Fuck off nigger other people like it

keyholevideo.tv/index.php?entrance_accept=1

No shit faggot, are you fucking dense? or has your autism completely taken over? Should have posted a picture of yourself so somebody could help you get into gay porn. Kys

My name is Tony

Have you BEEN to pornhub? Any landwhale acne-riddled Wal-Mart employee willing to get fucked up her ass on her lunch break in front of a gopro is "in porn." That's definitely not some benchmark. Maybe companies you've worked for, DVD sales, etc. But just being "in porn" doesn't mean shit you pathetic fuckbag.

My career has nothing even remotely to do with porn and know off the top of my head exactly where you need to go and who to speak to in order to get in with the more well-known studios. The fact that you don't know this very simple information proves without a doubt that you're full of shit.

nice try faggot

Tfw these people weren't there for nugget girl

https: SLASH SLASH uploadfiles DOT io SLASH 82459

I actually work close witb a fairly successful adult film producer. If you'd like you can send me some of your info and videos, and you could possibly get clown out for an interview if my boss likes you

When did I tell you I was a woman?

What a spastic.

I live in London.

Inb4 people realize the timestamp is from the 28th of May

is this a fucking staple?

Not clicking that shit nigger

I didn't say or imply you were a woman. I compared you to every ugly hambeast with zits on her ass that's "in porn". The bigger studios shoot both it's actually rare that you find a studio that only does hetero or homo vids alone. You really are clueless and full of shit about having worked in the industry. Just go suck dick in an alley somewhere.

Wow, you have anger problems. Seek help. I can point you in the direction of a good shrink if you're interested.

Wasn't me

Eat a dick faggot I do what I want fight me.

Don't click this.

twitter erisu_waito

This.

OP has no proof and an autist-level knowledge of the porn industry in general.

I'm not on the previews on the site. I guess thread is dead.

you implied it and then gave no proof.

Welp, that's it, Cred Forums. Orbital insertion of sides successful.

I'm sure you know all the best shrinks, faggot. Time to get a refill on those meds you delusional wannabe-pornstar

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I own a studio. We pay very well. What city are you in.

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I'm in London UK

Fucking perfect!
Snapchat?

Didn't OP post a female pic to start this off and now posting more? Who would assume he/she/it is anything other than female or some weird pre-op tranny? Sage this dumb shit

I losted the opening pic and that's it, you retard.

I clicked it.......

If you do what you want, you should kill yourself then. Come fight me then faggot

nice thread op

Am I the only fuckfot that thinks OP needs to smile more??

I didn't reply.

Op

Start your site or just use Chaturbate you honestly can't tell me that you can't find clean guys that will agree to fuck you on camera I find that hard to believe I mean it would be harder for a guy to walk up to random girls and ask them if they wanna have sex on camera. You better watch out for fake agents that claim they are gonna check you out and talk to other companies.

O o

What is it brave user?

This is Cred Forums. Which seems to be the center of the gay universe theses days.

Are you willing to come to LA with a work Visa? you're hot, you could do pretty well.

Fucking hell I'm a guy, for the last time.

For women and gay men you don't even have to put 5% effort in to get into porn.

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put a shoe on your head

Pussy puhleeeez!

Nice boobs, OP

If anybody can find torrents for the site I'd definitely be on there.

It's November dipshit.

So you only put in 5 percent huh faggot

Nah about 8% I'm straight masculine man who did what you can only dream of.

Prove it

flaming yon

I agree with you, or xhamster has possible applications as well

>what you can only dream of

Nah fam, any of us have the ability to make a shitty b8 thread on Cred Forums

You didn't set the bar any higher

Link me a torrent and I'll screenshot myself and post.

Flaming yon

I'll prepare next time I make a thread, and shut you the fuck up.

Have you BEEN to google? Any emotionally distressed, suicidal crybaby willing to get overcharged by some know it all couch monkey can "go to a shrink." That's definitely not some benchmark. Maybe legit doctors your been to, programs that work, etc. But just being "at a shrink" doesn't mean shit you pathetic fuckbag.

My career has nothing even remotely to do with psychiatry and know off the top of my head exactly where you need to go and who to speak to in order to get in with the more well-known doctors. The fact that you don't know this very simple information proves without a doubt that you're full of shit.

London is in Japan?

Show your butthole and vagina. do you have any physical deformities? long labia?

do you have HIV? are you a junkie?

I can get you work in London today.

Duh.

It's b8 m8

Don't listen to this faggot.

I can get you work in Houston today.


$800 for a girl-girl scene

$1,000 for a guy-girl scene

$1,200 or more for anal sex

$4,000 or more for double penetration

Suuuuure ya will pal, next time ;)

she lives in London you child-molesting buttfag

Live in London? Do you escort?

We are located downtown, by Houston underground.

I don't give a shit you spastic colon. I can fly her down. We do it all time.

Why did you feel the need to hyphenate child molesting?

>we
who? you and your mom? you basement dwelling mong

Hurr derr talking to some trolling faggot that NEVER gave you a fucking updated timestamp. You children are ALL autistic faggots!

hahahaha

I'd be willing to pay you for services

I'm a guy

Wow must have been hard getting the correct angle with that stapler

Welcome to Cred Forums 2016 when you can fool anons into believing you're someone else with an old timestamp.

Are you OP?

They're literally asking for one, how were they fooled?

Yes

Lol good one

I'd still hit it.

I could lead you to some good pussy though. I wen't from getting paid for it to paying for it :(

Literally no one here thinks they are actually talking to this girl, that was cleared up a while ago retard.

Yeah, so. What difference does it make? Money is money.

Because they think that's meant to be a picture of OP. It's probably just some bitch he jacked off to months ago.

No. No one here thinks that. You are an idiot for thinking that anyone here is stupid enough to believe it, also for not already reading the thread.

it's like you don't even know why they're saying tits or gtfo
The only reason you would is when you doubt if OP is a girl or not.

Oh, sorry, forgot the insult you festering papilloma.

Then why the fuck are they asking for tits if they don't think OP's attentionwhoring?

>also for not already reading the thread.
Like I give a fuck. I only went on this thread to say tits or gtfo until I read the timestamp.

Seriously. It's these idiots that ruin it for everyone.

Cred Forums we want a real time stamp.that not so hard to do.we can teach you how to:)

Good Ol H-Town

Because they are probably not reading the thread and doing the same shit you are doing. OP already said he was a dude.

>Like I give a fuck. I only went on this thread to say tits or gtfo until I read the timestamp.

Nice try. Can't back out now.

>5/28/16
>tfw its the 26th....
>tfw shes trolling us

>The only reason you would is when you doubt if OP is a girl or not.
>Saying tits or gtfo because there's a possibility that user is a girl
This is newfaggotry on so many different levels.

Finally a nigga that gets it.

Best city in the world.

Fkn home sweet home

OP stated that it was not him in the pic, and that he was a dude.

Tits or gtfo you know the rules

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That's sort off my point. He's not even trying to imply he's that girl but they still believed it anyway. And it's still extremely newfaggy to demand tits because an user might be a girl unless they state they are one.

Wow very nice. Nice tits :) came to this

Gotta suck the right dicks

Wow that ugly face. And all people working in porn industry "activ" are pathethic loosers which are after 10 years forever without work unless they work at mcdonalds

I would have eaten those chicken nuggets right out of her gorgeous asshole

Nice I know your name.

Looks like you have breast cancer

You are an fucking looser. Go get an real job

Unless you want to get fucked in ass or suck dick you won't do much money and be a pathethic looser

Oooh, gotcha.

I've actually done that before. Not as bad as you would think.

Well....

Why does she have the derelict, "I haven't eaten in a week" look in all of her pictures? Is that a new thing?

L for the letter of what you are
O for the anushole you get fucked in
O for the mouth you get fucked in
S for the passive sex you will have
E for the erections you have to tense
R for you being ready for the cocks

I pooped one time.

I'm a nigger.

...but

You worked way too hard on that.

Just how she is, always seemed that way when we spoke together as well. She has this gloomy depressing attitude and isn't a fun person to be around because of it.

More?

Was she at least good in bed?

Gonna need to see some feet, OP..

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Let's talk about this slut with the staple in her skull instead of faggot OP and his pie-in-the-sky dreams of being assfucked into oblivion by big gay black cock all for a few 1,000 dollars.

As a degenerate like the rest of us, I would say yes. Kinky cunt.

OP confirmed gay

Any pics? Also, has she killed herself yet?

If you're in LA, I can hook you up. Otherwise, g'luck.

Not posting more pics, sorry user. Alive. Not sure about well, though. Better than before, probably due to heavy medication.

>Anybody know how to get in with porn companies?

>I'm in porn, it's a fact.

Fucking pick one you lying piece of shit.

>assuming all porn is made by porn companies.
Go back to jerking it to your mom kiddo

Assuming you holding a disposable camera over your sister while jack off on her face counts as "in porn" is a riot.

When someone says they're "in finance" I'm sure the first thing you picture is some faggot at an arcade swapping out dollar bills for quarters too.

kys

Loser, you mean?

Are you people fucking illiterate? Read the timestamp. Smh newfags everywhere

Yeahr but double O because op gets double penetrated

cancer 9faggot kys

op said he wasn't pic related
everyone already knows this is a shit thread

Get fatter

I kek'd

This thread should have ended here.