What is heavier?

Metal is lighter than paper so the metal

Obvious trick question... its the paper

It depends on the humidity.

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>being this retarded.

5 tons are 5 tons you retard...

feathers

It depends. What planet is this on?

It's metal you dumbass.

depends on what type of metal it is

5 tons of ice because its cubed

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In vacuum, paper is way lighter than metal, idiots.

Look, you're all getting confused because OP asked such a simple question and you're trying to find deeper meaning in it.

PAPER
WEIGHS
LESS
THAN
METAL

Don't let OP or any of these trolls trick you. USE COMMON SENSE.

Can't /thread your own post shithammer

youtu.be/N3bEh-PEk1g

Fuc of op

Neither, Skrillex bass is the answer you're looking for

why can't you just laugh?

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It depends what kind of metal

The material is the most important thing, not the weight.

5 tons of air weigh nothing.
5 tons of water weigh more, because it's liquid.
5 tons of metal weigh even more, because it's a solid.

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paper because you'll be carrying the weight of all those dead trees too xD

5th law of density... metal is more dense than paper so answer is paper

The paper because it can soak water and get heavier.

ITT idiots that don't know metal weighs more than paper

but don't forget the atmospheric pressure affects the relative weight of materials by different amounts.

A kilogram of steel because steel is heavier than feathers

My Pennis
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Isn't that a Dane Cook joke or something?

false 5 tons of feathers is the heaviest thing on earth

you can't /thread your own post
the fuck man.

5 tonnes of both

Atmospheric pressure only works in the atmosphere. The name says it.
Here, on Earth, there is no pressure of anything.
Don't try to mislead OP because he's a faggot.

Nice

in a vacuum everything falls at the same speed
>implying were in a vacuum

Paper,
Moisture in the air,
Surface area combined with atmospheric pressure,
White color under pressure from sunlight since it's shape is distributed across the curvature of the earth the center of mass is closer to the earth's core. Get fucked idiots.

Loophole! Well done user.

no you retard the paper would still weight 5 tons, there would just be less pieces of it.

Steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

Depends on gravity, the density and if they fall in a hypothetical perfect vacuum.

the correct question is which is more dense.

to which, the answer is OP is the densest of them all.

Nothing is heavier then metal, only faggots listen to paper.

What is tonnier? metal tons of 5 or of tons 5 paper?

*we're.

Did you mean penis or pennies?

Doesn't matter, the weight of the paper is constantly fluctuating more than the metal. Humidity fluctuates, atmospheric pressure fluctuates, sunlight fluctuates and the earths core fluctuates. The metal can also lose mass by rusting away.

Your mom fluctuates.

You mean tonnes not "tons"

Faggot.

Depends.

Are they African or European tons of paper?

Irrelevant, the weight of each substance is fixed in the opening statement, so the fluctuations would necessarily be at a constant net flux of zero.

Yes

And what kind of twine are you using too.

OP's mom is heavier.

Depending on the dimensions, and whether the material stated acts upon free fall.
If it were 5 tonnes, of 1 sheet papers, they'd likely float in each of their own direction, causing floating scatter.
The metal on the other hand, if a solid object, rather than say, 5 tonnes of nails, would free fall faster, as would the nails compared to the sheets of papers.
However, if it were nails, and one solid block of 5 tonne paper, the paper would fall faster, no?

Is the metal moving 400mph into a paper wall?

No u

you're mum

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:^)

/thread

Not on the moon tho...

/thread

well memed man

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>PAPER
>WEIGHS
>LESS
>THAN
>METAL
>Don't let OP or any of these trolls trick you. USE COMMON SENSE.

Really? Last I checked they were both 5 tons...

5 tons of sauce

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Diamond is the hardest metal.

>USE COMMON SENSE

No, he means "tons" the non retard way to spell it.

But it is missing some info here 4 example: Here on Earth or on Jupiter, or on the surface of Sun, at what distance from the surface, in a vacuum or not

A better question would be:

Which would be destroyed faster by one magma?

Yeah guys atmospheric pressure only works in the atmosphere, not in vast empty void that surrounds the earth apparently.

The 5 tons of faggot who is OP.

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This question is simple to answer. Paper naturally would be have more weight (or less) regarding which shit is written on it. Would you print all the Cred Forums miracles and bad rumours on this 5 tons, the scale would implode.

Ha ha ha. Fuckwit.

how much is 1 magma though?

your 5 tons

Didn't we already settle that question???

Yeah, but how much is one magma?

depends what kind of metal is it, if its steel beams then maybe jet fuel can melt it

your mother duh

one.
how hard is that to understand?

Metal. By far the heaviest music genre.

Goddammit, here we go again.

I kekt, OP.

i cant quantify that.. give me a relation! how much is 1 magma?

One magma is one magma. It's less than two magma, and more than zero magma.

Dude, you are sooooo wise and prudent. Let me fuck you in your ass, I'm so gayish this moment

Did you not graduate grade school? ONE. One MAGMA. If you need a relation, it's half of TWO MAGMAS.

but how much is one?

Look you just take two magma and split it in half. Then you have 1 magma

Oh, we pluralize it with an s? I thought it was without an s.

In a continuum of numbers it would fall between 0 and 2.

No. Only if one magma was twice it's size can you keep it without an s.

No the plural form is just magma

>USE COMMON SENSE.
I guess you mean use COMIC SANS

PLURAL? No one said we had more than one magma. Stick to the problem please.

You guys are real fags. Like, literally

I'm just saying you don't pluralize the magma with an S. It's just magma.

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noun, plural magmas, magmata [mag-muh-tuh] (Show IPA)
1.
Geology. molten material beneath or within the earth's crust, from which igneous rock is formed.
2.
any crude mixture of finely divided mineral or organic matter.
3.
Chemistry, Pharmacology. a paste composed of solid and liquid matter.

In fact, 5 tons of metal will have a minor archimedes effect compared to 5 tons of paper.

So the mass (in grams, kilograms) will be the same, but metal will be heavier (in Newtons)

see

Someone doesn't like fun

>So the mass (in grams, kilograms) will be the same, but metal will be heavier (in Newtons)

What if it was in New York instead of Newtons?

Is the paper wet tho

[b]Obvious, It depends on how well magma is conducting electricity[/b]

checked

it doesnt fucking matter, 5 tons are 5 tons you retard

it was fun the first time mr.trips

Then you must read the book "How to tell jokes for dummies"

Well when we consider that metal has a greater density than paper, it has a better gravitational field (very small tho, but still existant). We can iclude magnetic attraction to this, since our pretty earth has its magnetic field, tho depending on the area we would weight it it may even be smaller. Also since we are comparing weight and not mass, we could argue that no matter what medium the metal and paper is, paper will have higher buyoancy because of the larger volume, thus reducing the epherical weight eg. The vertical force on the surface of our planet. So i'm gonna have to go with metal on this one. Diference in about 10^(-100). But metal.
Get
Fucked

I'm no good at math or physics stuff but I know that poop, memes and ms paint simpsons porn is pretty funny.

>Then you must read the book "How to tell jokes for dummies"

This is serious stuff.

As paper will experience more lift, it would weigh less.

How much dirt is in a hundred foot deep hole, with a 50 foot radius?

Technically seen the metal is heavier.

They have the same mass, but due to the higher volume of the feathers the top ones are further away from the ground and thus get affected by gravity a little little little bit less, but it's obvious that they don't weigh the same due to this effect although they have the same mass

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You're fucking stupid.
Let's assume the temp is -230C, in which air(mostly oxygen and nitrogen) will be in a solid state.

none

Shit I just wanted to post something similar.

Yeah if we are pedantic there is a slight difference in their weight even though they have the same mass

The real question is "Just how gay can OP get"

Yeah, but how much is one hole?

Usually about $200. But if it's her back hole, $300.

I usually pay one magma.

Is this a ylyl thread in disguise? Because I lost.

Unless she weighs as much as 5 tons of metal weighs. Then I pay less.

Irrelevant.
It was stated that the weight was equal, thus, they are both equally heavy. If the volume or mass isn't equal doesn't matter.

There both the same but do u have moar user

oh this joke, they are both the same bc 5 tons

They're both the same relative weight, though center of gravity is a different story.

At the end of the day it's the paper because while the metal is heavy the paper has the weight of the colossal environmental damage it's production causes

ECO REVOLUTION COMRADES!

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so about 1/4 white?

If you made a kite out of the paper then the metal is heavier. If you make a plane out the metal then the paper is heaver. But we all know scissors win...

Beautiful bait

>It was stated that the weight was equal

No it wasn't. They said 5 tons. Now, if the metal was in North American tins, that would be 2,000 pounds. But if the paper is uk UK tons, then it's 2,240 pounds.

Therefore, 5 tons of paper weigh more than 5 tons of metal.

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>metal come from nowhere and does no environment damage

stay naive fags

>North American tons

dat ass

Looks like it weighs a ton.

UK or North American?

kek

>implying the use of different tonnage measurements

Mass would be different obviously. If the measurement devices were the same, we all know neither would weigh more than the others. Unless OP cares to set different variables that might effect the two.

/thread.. the things /b argues about.

The metal, obviously. Metal is heavier than paper idiots xD

5 tonnes of yer mom on mah dick, eyuh

No srsly, her weight is becoming a issue when I'm suffocating in your birth hole

Try to keep up. We already solved that.

The question now is how much you'd pay to shoot one magma into a hooker with an ass that weighted a ton.

youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA

four

I'd pay four

how much is that in white?

What a stupid question

higher res lazy fags

lololol

5 tons of paper will take much more space, and more space=bigger air resistance so if we would throw both of them from high, paper will fall last, so we could say that 5 tons of paper weigh more

What if it's the other way around?
Also, why the fuck would OP be talking about different tons?

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What is gayer op or a faggot

ah thanks fam

Is the paper wet?

IS THIS PARTICULAR METAL THE HARDEST METAL KNOWN TO MAN OR NOT

less.

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yeah ... that's not how weight is measured. Also: vacuum. Moron.

Metal of course it's way more heavy than paper

Look at it this way...

Guy in the US has 5 tons of metal. Calls his friend up in the UK and says "Dude, I need paper. I'll trade 5 tons of your paper for 5 tons of my metal."

Doesn't matter if it's the other way around, someone is getting screwed.

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because its not funny

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see

your mom

You so right. Dubs of truth.

depends strictly on gravity.
the ton is an unit of mass.
5 tons of paper on earth weight more than 5 tons of metal on the moon. and the other way around.

They are both 5 tons so one is not heavier than the other. However, paper is naturally more lighter than metal so there would be more of it than metal to meet the same mass.