This kid is an actual piece of shit

yeah man, I bet OP couldn't catch a fucking fish like that
>fishing thread engaged

Oh no the dude got puss while elsewhere while your fapping off your dry dick in anger because you're getting none. Such feels for you user. You should probably just end your life.

lol he fucked your girl

FUCKING CUCK

he sounds like a cool guy tbh. you sound jealous bc you joined the army thinking it would give you a sense of permanence & importance but all that happened was u got paid a nominal wage to get PTSD & let somebody fuck your gf while you were away.

Also have u ever caught a fish that big? No?

holy shit I must prettend I care of this crap

the b is not an personil army

He's a sponsored gamer AND a drummer? No wonder your bitch chose him!!

LMAO U PROBABLY DONT HAVE SHIT FOR INSTA FOLLOWERS

Dude seems like a bro and OP's just a jealous faggot

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Wasted trips for a thumbnail

Somebody text this guy pls and tell him he caught a really good looking fish

How is 443 trips you retarded faggot?

>trips

Why don't you do it yourself

>implying I haven't fucked another man's wife and would be outraged by this behavior
Fuck off, faggot

>trips
get your fucking eyes checked

OK fine I will

Gtfo not your personal army

hes in Georgia?

i told him

Welcome newfriends, how are you enjoying your visit?

kek'd

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Dude looks alpha AF, I bow to his masculinity

Shouldn't we be ruining the girl? He just a squirrel trynna get a nut.
(takes two to tango)

NYPA, but that's a pretty nice bass he has there. Seems like a cool guy

>this
Post pics of the woman, faget

lol OP's probably gonna get his ass kicked now

Real trips

that fish is pretty good

I'm in the same state/area code as him

Good

okay, now iv been on 420chong now well over 10years \o/ woop
and i can say, you, are, A, faggot. not going to tell you 420chong was better back then. its all just shit n cheep kek's. enjoy.

Lol no he won't! U think fish man is gonna travel to another continent to fight this faggot?

Bro probably has bigger fish to catch and better things to do with his life

you think faggot won't come back someday and fishdude won't be waiting for him for whining about him fucking op's gf?

Not supposed to mention B faggot read the rules again newfuck

Lmaooo true.

>rules
>B

gtfo newcuck

Dont worry OP! There's plenty more fish in the sea!

This. Are you sure you're not over reacting op?

kek

Great job faggot, ask him about OPs info and post it here.

Wrong but try again summerfuck. The reason we have much more shitpost is because of faggots like you, fucking cock sucking cuckboy

im sorry plz dont tell the mods!! ill give u anything

Nice fish.

ah yes the old "hold the fish as far away from your body as you possibly can to make it look bigger than it really is" bit. he is indeed a piece of shit.

"fucking cock sucking cuckboy"

>B

>& it's a really good fish
berry nice

I've catched a way bigger fish than that.

>Get cuckd by a back country teenager while you're on vacation
>Sperg out and try to get a personal army request
Everyone should find out who this guy is fucking then find out who her "bf" is and ruin OP's life
Fucking cuck

This. Reverse army is best army

But you didn't learn proper English did you?

caught

Kek

All good except one thing...
Please don't mention Cred Forums ever again!
We need less normies here, not more.

Bump

Still waiting for OP's demise.

>But you didn't learn proper English, did you?
Punctuation matters, faggot.

Jesus Christ you're the biggest fucking newfag I've ever seen. This is real cringe.

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Your girl fucks another guy while you're away.
It's the guys fault.

cuck

You're not supposed to mention Cred Forums you fucking faggot

This is true.
But remember what they say...
>some squirrels are fake
>some squirrels get da nuts
>some squirrels just plain ARE Nuts!

Actually he's the type of Cred Forumsro we need around here.

Fucking kek

it's not fightclub newfriend

Hmmm...
Lurk moar faggot.
This was not as cringey as you are.
In fact, it was as real as real gets on here, you worthless nigger.

hmmmm 706 area code so Clumbus GA right? You stationed on Benning and this dude is fucking your girl while you are deployed or on a training rotation in the baltics?

>assuming that using the words "Jesus Christ" on Cred Forums is less cringeworthy than requesting a Cred Forumstard keep our site to our own kind.
GTFO Normie!

i called him, he hung up on me.

that's a nice big fish he caught
i should order a pizza for him!

he's fucking another guys chick?
alpha as fuck
he's catching chicks and fishes?
he's a magnet, i bet his dick is big too.
this kid is my hero.

>caught

Learn fucking english motherufcker.

it's "catched"

>Cheater and fucking a man's girl while he's on a different continent.

She's the one with the problem, not him, unless he's raping her.

Go fuck off faggot

Using the word "normie" that's cringe you all are fucking losers

I think OP is offended.

Richard, I have forwarded this post to the police, they also have your number. Expect a call and Fuck off.

Damn he's sexy

Kek

Even the photo says BAIT breh

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nypa, kys

>op getting cucked by an alpha male
NYPA
neck self

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.