Tfw you're a twink top and love bottom muscle fags

>tfw you're a twink top and love bottom muscle fags

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Post moar

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Very nice.

Got any of men cumming on others face?

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Fucking brilliant

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This is good, thanks

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>tfw i'm gunna find u and i'm gonna make u my bottom. Gonna tear ur little twink hole with my thickness and fill u to the brim with my hot load and make u hold it in while i drop a second load down ur throat

Can I watch?

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Ugh...I wish I could find a twink top. I'm a tall masc guy (but slim and secretly smooth) and everyone puts me right in the top category

Anyone in Ohio looking for gay buddy? Looking to experiment...

hooooot!

Don't ever do that again.

>tall, but slim
I'd prefer this manlet to you

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I'd fuck you but I'm old as dirt and pot bellied.

moar cum

This triggers gays

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Gunna find u op. I'm learning how to trace IPs as we speak....
Snapchat?

I'm bi and greedy so I'm happy

Thats moar like it, thank you

>I'm learning how to trace IPs
Nah, it's impossible
Also, I use dynamic IPs

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Fucking great

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Gay it up. bummers

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Don't have much porn with trannies

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Thats ok, you are doing great

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Why are twinks always into very masc guys? I dont get it

cool

Homosex is like watching paint dry. It makes me feel nothing. Not do I feel disgusted, nor do I like it. Zero

hnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg

No, many twinks are into twinks

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Jesus, that tongue movement...

You're into giving or taking cum?

Giving, in faces and over arses

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What about you?

The same

Fucking great isn't it?

these pics do nothing for me sexually i find it gross

but when i see a hot shemale muh dick turns to diamonds

Sure

Lol, he's not even passing

cos we're all sluts

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Channing?

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loving the precum

not really my type but why not

thats fucking hot

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Moreeeeeee

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Is it you?

Oh, it's you again. Sissy from last time here.

No

Homesexuality was a mistake.

Hello

Perhaps

If anyone wants to add my snap: ablatch21 feel free

How are you? :3

The only mistake is not more homosexuality.

R you twink top or muscle bot?

Fine. And you? XD

Muscle bottom

Horny, I haven't taken my cage off since last time. :O

I'd add you, but I have no snap

Why? :0

Because I'm a good little sissy. :P

Why is gay sex so hot? Sex with men is waaaaay better.

Do you wok out, sissy? :D

Not really, I do just enough to stay fit. Do you want to punish me for that? :P

Yes and to make you look likte this
I want a super muscle slave bitch :D

I'd still like to worship your feet in the meantime.

You should work hard to get the attention of your Lord XD

How about you work out with me and I get to lick your sweaty feet?

I'm not too tall (175 cm) and if I start getting muscles I'll end up looking like this *_*

I just want your feet to get sweaty. :O

kinky

I'm a naughty sissy. :P

So you should obey your God who orders you to get as much muscle as possible :P

Will I be your piss bitch?

Yes

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I kinda have a thing for piss and sweat.

I can piss inside your ass :D

You'd like that, wouldn't you? :O

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Yeaf, if your ass is huge XD

How else would you like to humiliate your little bitch? :P

Make you lick my shoes :d

*_*

And sniff your socks too?

Sure

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I love you

I love you too :D

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I want to lick your feet. :P

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Will you try to get as much muscle as possible, bitch? :D

Now that's more like how I look. :P
If you want that, sir.

Yes, I want you to look like this :D

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Jenny Weasley LOL

I'll do anything to serve my master. :P

I don't believe you :o

Come here and punish me if you think I'm lying.

Haha, I will only come and punish you when you look like this :D

Anything to be your piss bitch.

Even steroids? XD You sound like a docile bitch XDD

Only if you promise to humiliate me every day.

Str8fag here, can someone explain to me the logistics of this top and bottom thing? Like why does certain qualities make one a top or a bottom. Cant yall take turns?

You like getting fucked, you're bottom. You like fucking, you're a top. You like both, you're a switch.

Lol, I promise :D

Most fags (70%)are verse, 15% are tops and 15% are bottoms

Ooooooh so its like the who is the pitcher who is the catcher thing.

lol

Yall so nice.

It's like who's the key and who's the keywhole

If you're straight, tell me, would you let a gay mate suck your cock if you knew he had a crush on you?

Only for money

Being dominated by straight friends of mine is a huge turn-on for me.

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How is it related ITT?

I think we've had enough of these Hillary threads for one day.