If you're circumcised it's because your parents don't love you

If you're circumcised it's because your parents don't love you.

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When will cutfags learn?

im circumsiced bc my mom didnt want all the girls i have beeen with or ever will be with to be disgusted by my fuck up ant eater dicks. uncut fags consider suicide, girls think your dicks are gross.

You mad, cutfag?

You mad, cutfag?

retard cant even (You)

It's too bad my dick won't grow cheese in it if I forget to wash it, I sure am missing out.

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Nigger, please.

What if I am circumcised because of medical reasons? They still love me, right?

when you posted there were only 4 posters in the thread, i know how to cover text with pink too, ant eater user

no people are just stupid and they don't know what they are doing to their child...

Femanon here.
Circumcised penises are absolutely disgusting and you should kill yourself.

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I may be circumcised but I'm sure as hell glad I wasn't aborted, yet liberals actually want circumcision to be illegal but abortion to be legal.

Son is due in 10 days. He's getting that disgusting moldy dick cheese infested skin lopped off, faggots.

>Cutfags are this butthurt about being mutilated.

>Femanon here
Yeaaaah sure mate.

you must have the shittiest life ever to pretend being a female on Cred Forums. please consider jumping off a bridge

I'm circumsizing my kid because I don't want her growing up to be a loser faggot.

>forget to wash it
Do you live in Africa or something

Butthurt cutfags detected.

>circumsizing
>her"

Have fun being dumb as fuck.

Gender equality means circumcising both genders. It's 2016 you bigots.

>if I forget to wash it
This only proofs that half dicks are subhumans

Women all around the World outside Shitholeistan and USA prefer uncut dicks. As you should totally avoid both mudslimes and spoiled, nigger-loving murrikan chicks, uncut is the way to go.

I don't get it. I was cut at birth. I jack it 3 times a day and sex is fucking awesome. my dick looks pretty nice too. i mean i have nothing else to compare it to, but i'm pretty happy. most girls i know are scared of uncut dicks.. and yeah that's immature, but i don't want my son to have to go through that..

lmao haven't seen that point made before. cheers

>most girls i know are scared of uncut dicks..

Americans..

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Kek, keep believing that Snuffalupagus

Butthurt cutfag.

Another day, another cock obsessed OP.

Yawn

Shitty boring life you have there m8

Your son will be old enough to decide for himself whether he wants to be circumcised or not before he has to worry about having sex

I do okay cutfag.

Well, maybe in the United States of Fucktards.

Circumcised since my 17y, way better for me and any lady I banged.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=u9UN3aqapFo

Disgusting flesh pouch cheese-dick motherfuckers BTFO

>Gee I wonder who could be behind this post.

AdamandEve.com polled 1000 women on the subject.

Over 54% of the women polled said they prefer a circumcised penis, followed by 33% who had no preference. Only 3% of the female respondents said they prefer an uncircumcised penis. And nearly 10% of the women refused to answer.

have fun with your disgusting looking anteater that most women report not preferring

cut at 16. didn't work right before then, works great now, looks/feels just as good.

Were all these women from barbaric countries?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision#/media/File:Global_Map_of_Male_Circumcision_Prevalence_by_Country.svg

youtu.be/GjUCR44qZLE

I wish my parents had me cut so I didn't have to grow up uncut having to deal with uncut problems and having to get cut when I was older anyways.

U clearly mad.

Losing sensitivity is a slow process, but eventually you'll notice that you're going numb.

t. Mutilated at birth

phimosis ?

Say that to yourself

Why do you even care about strangers dicks?

Circumcised many years as an adult, still think it feels better than when i was uncut.

>most girls i know are scared of uncut dicks
Kek, in what movie do you live ? Jewbreaker the shekel ?

Hands up, anyone else got phimosis?

Because cutfags are so butthurt they think it's a good idea to make their children cutfags.

See

guess you forget washing other things too then..

Define many years, because this is a decades long process we're taking about

Most circumcised people don't care or are happy they don't have to deal with foreskin.

1000 American women yeah

>don't have to deal with foreskin

Lol like it's some huge extra appendage which keeps getting in the way

sure, but i knew a kid in my neighborhood who had to get cut at 14 cause of some issue and he said it was the absolute worst thing ever. i have no memory of any pain so..

Then if it's decades what does it honestly matter ill be an old man. But that's bullshit anyways.

7 years and it doesn't feel different than the first month.

I've heard that your penis doesn't grow at a normal rate and those with their dicks mutilated have on average an inch and a half less length and an inch less girth, because all of the nutritional development in that area has to go to heal the scar tissue where a lot of your penis was. The procedure of penile mutilation is done to make masturbation more difficult. This is because as there is no foreskin to use as a lubricant and the hand must be moved across the skin rather than the skin moving across itself it is neccesitated that the penis has a lubricant between the hand and the itself rather than the natrual method. This method of masturbation is less pleasing and less enjoyable; because it is less sensual what happens regularly is that the victims of this mutilation sexualise different ideas because normal and healthy fantasies can't help them climax. This is also because they see themselves and internalise the idea that they are the victims that they can perpetuate this idea.

It is regular that they fetishize over unusual things like diaper porn or rape or children because the dark, beast like impulses that drive those fantasies brings them to climax, even if it is less satisfying because they wished to attain it to be relieved of their sex drive. Finally it makes sex worse because the foreskin acts as a type of seal with the labia; the circumcised penis draws out and away the fluid of the vagina because of the bell shape of the glans.

This means that men with circumcision have smaller dicks, a harder time jerking off with more effort that requires cleanup and worse sex that is less pleasurable and requires interruption for the addition of lubricants simply because of this mutilation that their parents had performed on them because of barbaric beliefs. It's a disgusting thing that it's taboo to talk about this in this way; apparently accepting and normalising this grevious act of mutilation is just what is required of society; it is grossly understated.

M8 I had but got rid of it in around 5 weeks. No problem. Just do stretching stuff i used to not be able to see my entire pee hole.

i'm 29 and it still feels fucking awesome and i get boners like i'm 16. maybe i had a good jew

Yeah, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with the most sensitive part of my dick, and all it cost me was a dried up, cracked, numb head, a pretty gruesome scar and a bunch of hair growing up my shaft.

>forget to wash it
?

I'm now 25 and yes, I lost a bit of sensitivity. But as I find it prettier, I clealy gained confidence, which turned to be very usefull at bed. Totaly worth it.

Actually in the U.S. now the majority of infant boys are not circumcized, so by the time he grows up, he would be thought strange for not having a foreskin.

Sweet, it's okay to do stuff to babies because they won't remember

adamandeve.com might have a slight distortion of perspective considering that's a pretty christian website... I wouldn't consider that a fair poll, ay?

For me it was an extra annoyance that just got in the way. I don't feel like Im missing anything.

> USA Survey
AdamandEve is basically a sextoy enterprise, meaning that :
1) Majority of people that did this survey go on pornsites regularly, and circumcised penises is a norm on theses movies. It's exactly the same brainwashing than the one with shaved pussies (I have to say that I like shaved pussies).
2) The poll has been done in the U.S.A, where circumcision is a norm.
Too bad that in a country where most of the people are circumcised, you only obtain 54% of preference.
Show me a real study made by real scientists.

What do cutfags and little girls with terrorist Jihadi parents have in common?
They only have half their genitals intact! LOL!

well, 90 % of white boys are still circumsized in america, so unless he wants to marry a black girl and commit race mixing (which I doubt you want) then your point is irrelevant.

like abort them?

Forgot to add that the poll is biased by the population visiting Adam&Eve website, but that come together with what I said.

>got in the way

of what? were you tripping over it?

We give babies vaccines to babies becauae we make health decisions for them as parents, send them to certain schools, choose to not let them watch certain things, etc. It's called parenting. Parents circumcise their kids because they take care of kids since infants and if that means that their kids are less likely to get infections, easier to clean, less likely to get stds, doesn't hurt sex, and is culturally more acceptable, i don't see why you wouldn't have it done. Most circumcised men don't mind it at all except the few loud babies on the internet.

uhh durr biggit hurr durr haha h aha in clevurr ur a biggit its the currin yeer chanj ur fuhkin opinyin noob hah a xDDD big it

fucking this.

According to that guys train of though, yeah i guess

So basically what you're saying is these results are accurate towards people who are into sex and give a shit about certain aspects and aren't clueless naive fucktards. Basically anyone experienced. Gotcha.

No, my what I'm saying is that the sample of this poll is biased. These results are therefore biased
A basic thing in statistics, you know.

So what you can conclude is "women who buy sex toys tend to prefer cut cocks."

Circumcision of a penis makes it worse at sex because it draws fluid out as there is no valve like covering at the base of the glans. The thing with the studies you read is that misreporting in these studies is regular because of people having anxiety of sharing their true thoughts about their personal problems.

Having vaccinations and not letting small children watch horrifying content is one thing but removing part of a humans body is completely different.

People don't get infections in their foreskin; the foreskin actually protects the glans and makes it far more sensitive. Cleaning an uncut dick is a ten second daily routine and it's fucking retarded to use that as an argument seeing as you spend more time either wiping your ass or brushing your teeth or applying deoderant.

If the way my dick looks affects cultures perception of me as a person then bring it: I'd never want it for myself or anybody else to have a mutilated penis and the normalisation of this to me is one of many significant problems that we face as a species.

>less likely to get infections, easier to clean, less likely to get stds

The only STD/STI it seems to help with is HIV, and it's not easier to clean

It's harmless but unnecessary outside of areas with high HIV rates. Otherwise European hospitals would be coming down which scores of infected dicks

This entire thread is literally a dick contest. You should all consider suicide as a variable solution.

Exactly. We should see if the result is significant too, but seems to be.

>Fag without foreskin reporting in
Truth be told, I lost my foreskin as a baby, so it's not something I can be upset about. It's like feeling shitty because you have a big forehead.
Sensation may have been lost to some extent, and I hate that my dick looks dried out if it hasn't been in something; but I still get the same endorphin release from my brain when I nut, so who cares?
>Uncut fags always want to make cut fags think their dick is awful because they're dissatisfied with their own penis

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>who are into sex and give a shit about certain aspects and aren't clueless naive fucktards.

Do people actually read themselves before posting?

It is absolutely easier to cleab and STAY clean.

Source : cut as an adult, and this is the most obvious benefit. I have not had a stinky dick one time since being cut. If i didn't shower for 1 day i would have a smelly cock when i was uncut.

When uncut guys say it isn't cleaner i think they're oblivious or pull shit out of their ass.

Have you no shame? You're anonymous, but now everyone here knows that you, the author of this comment, are stupid. How can you post comments this dumb without wanting to die?

I'm loved then

>Circumsized penis

Who gets circumcised?

1. Neckbeards with no personal hygene "it's easier to clean a circumcised dick", it takes 10 seconds to clean a uncut dick, lazy fuck.

2. Jews - do I even have to explain?

Ugly af.
Exactly the reason why I love being cut.

At least my parents want me to get pussy

>oh yeah John, I'm really getting into sex now man. At first I thought, you know, like every guy does, that thing's just for pissing or you know... the occasional helicopter. But dave at work said that if you want to have the time of your life, then it's neccesary to cut some of that thing you piss out of off so that you can enjoy it - properly. And boy, was he right! I had to go through a painful procedure, it required stitches, my dick actually shrank in length and girth by about an inch apiece as the scar limits the growth during erection, I couldn't jerk off for months and when I could I couldn't achieve orgasm because it just hurt too much. It's just been, well, better!

I do, every single fucking day, because of what my dumbass parents did to me.

>pull shit out of their ass

Don't have to, I got a teflon ass when i was a baby because it's easier to clean

you had a smelly cock, so you were probably a good candidate for getting cut

So if you want an experienced American sex conisseur lady, there's a good chance she likes them cut.

Btw Americans are more than 50% of Cred Forums anyways. We aren't catering towards Mongolian whores.

You post this as if being less sensitive is a bad thing?
I don't know about you, but I enjoy not busting after 30 seconds, and my girl does too.

All uncut dicks get smelly fast.

Except women enjoy sex with intact penises more because of the gliding motion of the foreskin. Cut dicks are more likely to fail to bring a woman to orgasm or cause her pain.

Never encountered any dick that smelled bad. Maybe i'm just lucky

Sure thing butthurt cutfag.

so do armpits... it takes about a day... it's a pretty regular procedure to clean those areas of the body, mmkay, so that you smell nice, mmkay. just another thing you gotta clean nice, mmkay

If you start these threads it's because you have low self esteem about your dick.

>busting after 30 seconds
maybe if you are 13, I am 24 years old and I am not circumcised and I can fuck my girl for a long time without busting and when I eventually do I am still hard so I keep going. We usually keep going for hours.

show off your mutilated penis then

Yeah, I have incredibly low self esteem about my dick because my parents mutilated it.

Uncut dick is different than armpits.

It can smell just a few hours after the shower.

If one drop of piss stays in the foreskin, it stinks fast.

If you have a night of fapping and the cum that leaks stays inside the foreskin, it stinks like hell by the morning.

Its nice having a cut dick waking up clean every day.

Butthurt cutfag.

>So if you want an experienced American sex conisseur lady, there's a good chance she likes them cut.
More like
> If you want a porn addict lady, there's a good chance she likes them cut.
Or you could suppose that ladies loving cutfags are not pleasured by them.
All of these suppositions are just garbage.
>Btw Americans are more than 50% of Cred Forums anyways. We aren't catering towards Mongolian whores.
The question is that womyn prefer circumcised dicks or not, not if porn addicts prefer circumcised dicks. Your fallacy is invalid.

>Its nice having a cut dick waking up clean every day.

Keep telling yourself that cutfag.

uh, no? like... no. nope. no.

no.

nope..

still, no.

As somebody who has a uncircumcised penis with quite a lot of foreskin it just smells like genitals which have been washed about a day ago - that normal, not pissy but kind of like it smell. Very similar to the one that girls have when you go down on them. Just normal. Not unusual. My penis is easier to masturbate, feels better, can go for longer, feels better for a woman than an uncut dick and is larger :) guts broo

There's a lot of retardation in this thread, but this takes the soggy biscuit

In all of these fucking threads people are so insecure. Why do you care so much about penises? I am cut and have never felt bad about it. No girl has ever said a word to me about cut or uncut and I've slept with 20+. Stop being concerned with whether or not you are cut or whether someone else is cut or uncut. I remember back when I was underage and was worried about what a girl would think. They literally don't give a fuck about your dick unless it's tiny. This is such a stupid argument.

Adamandeve is a sex toy website, not a porn site.

Even if your assertion is true, it would end up that porn conisseurs who are women prefer cut cocks, which is an inclination that women who are more into sex like it cut.

Either scenario doesn't help the case for uncut and women.

Uncut Amerifag reporting in
I have noticed over the years that pretty much every stereotype about dicks is bullshit. My dick is tiny by Cred Forums standards, 5.25 inches long. Been with more women I can count on my fingers and toes, not a single one complained and a few complimented me on my size. All of them but one liked me being uncut, and the one that didn't like it didn't care enough to avoid sleeping with me.
My dick has never smelled like people claim it should. I clean it daily, and cut or not if you don't clean it daily you're disgusting. I last much longer than the majority of women I've been with in bed, but admit that my first sex experience was shitty and I came way too early. Sensitivity doesn't hinder my performance, and my fucking God does it feel heavenly when getting a blow job where they feel around inside the foreskin with their tongue.
In summary I couldn't fucking imagine being cut, might as well just cut the whole dick off. There are benefits to being cut but nowhere near worth it IMHO.

cutfag here. I regret my parents doing this. It's not about parents hating their kids, it's about culture and ignorance.

Yeah, it's so nice waking up every morning with an irreparably fucked dry, cracked dick losing sensitivity by the day. I would hate for my internal organs to actually be internal. Probably going to cut my face off next so my tongue can be nice and dry and clean too.

you mad, cutfag

it's just piss taking on a website, don't Cred Forums in serious mode

Im not uncut. Incut implies its the norm to be a degenerate. Intact is the word i prefer. It implies cutfags are degenerates, as are their parents for not respecting their bodily integrity. I am glad to live in a part of the world where they allow men to have superior orgasms.

have fun being stinky everywhere else i guess cutfag

This

Because you know what a blowjob feels like to cut dicks. This is such a dumb argument.

>hey guise, blowjobs feel good for me
>you must not like them as much as me
>muh dick is best because blowjobs feel good

nice double dubs

Cheek is far more sensitive than any of that. Sensitivity =/= pleasure. Lrn2bilology.

Vaginas are far, far dirtier and harder to clean than intact dicks and yet you don't see anyone outside of third world shitholes advocating for cutting them up.

im sure your son will appreciate having only half his dick

He could just roll the foreskin completely back and expose the glans

I like how you think it's just dessicated by default. Learn yo dicks boy!

Kek at failed logic.

> Even if your assertion is true, it would end up that porn conisseurs who are women prefer cut cocks, which is an inclination that women who are more into sex like it cut.
The only assertion we can make is that people looking for toys and maybe porn prefer cuts dicks. Believing that these people are "sex connisseur lady" is an assumption.

You're an idiot if you think that's the same feeling see

Yet most women I talk to have had a strong opinion on cut / uncut. Open the subject and they'll have a lot to say.

Plus, you forget that american men go on this website too, meaning that they can participate to the poll and falsify the results.
This poll is a joke and not a fact at all, and you know it.

I like the feeling of cut blowjobs better than when uncut. Its nice when they pull back with the tight skin and the head being all the way out.

>they'll have a lot to say

They're women. They'll talk for ages on any fucking subject no matter how little they know about it

Argument? I stated my personal opinion. insecure?
Also, I shouldnt expect a cutfag to understand, but the actual foreskin iteself is a giant source of pleasure for me. Like i said, might as well cut the whole thing off once youve experience having one.

>Gayfag detected.

Still just because the skin is pulled back doesn't mean it's the same feeling as a cutfag observes, whether you like it more or not

No woman I have talked to has ever had a preference on the subject

I do open the subject. I did with all of them I think, but certainly most of them, because I was really insecure about it for a long time. Turns out I had nothing to worry about. Maybe I got lucky and only find women that like that kind of thing. Idk, just my personal experience.

>cutfags

They'll never learn.

A glans is a glans though, just one is getting a foreskin stimulated at the same time.

It's an extra thing, like having the balls played with at the same time, or, for those who are interested in that kind of thing, a cheeky pinkie in the pooper

>Cutfags face when being BTFO.

If american men would've found out about the poll, the internet intactivist army would've came in and manipulated the results. Its actually probably a more accurate number since intactivsts send in their armies to certain articles to upvote and downvote comments when they're brought attention to something. These people surveyed were people who have previously purchased female sex toys, no intactivist arny could've been notified. It's probably the most accurate you could get online surveying american women.

This shit right here. Like I stated, its another source of pleasure for me. Completely seperate from the rest of my penis. Again if you had yours cut at birth theres no way for you to understand.

It's a fucking online survey nigger. Find a real scientific study and stop arguing about things that mean literally nothing.

Fucking cutfags WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

You mad, cutfag?

Kind of hard to learn if they were cut at birth.
Its like a man wondering how a clit feels, he can only guess because he can never experience it.
I'd rather castrate myself than lose my foreskin, but then again that has an added benefit of letting me fuck people without getting them pregnant.

That tone isn't helpful, user. We're the victims here, some of us are just to retarded to admit it.

Why are so many cutfags promoting circumcision? It doesn't make sense.

Scotfag who went to the US

when there slept with 6 girls over 2 weeks, all of them were "oh" or reacted to the fact i had foreskin. By the end they all said they preferred it, when hard it looked nicer etc.

if you have a dirty dick from being uncut it's a hygiene issue, not a dick issue.

Source or fuck off

It's difficult to admit that your parents could do something so horrible for no reason when you were completely defenseless and trusted them for your care. So they rationalize it, latch on to every bullshit reason they can find to justify what was done to them. The worst part is that they'll probably do it to their sons too. Son has to look like his dad and all that. Narcissistic pieces of trash. That was my dad's reasoning and I hate him for it. At least my mom gave it some thought and did it for since-debunked health reasons.

Hey guys, I've decided ears are stupid. I'm going to start cutting both ears off all infants. It will cut down on people needing to wash behind their ears, and I can hear just as well without ears.

This is literally how stupid cutfags sound.

Being a bifag that loves intact dicks makes being mutilated 10x worse.

Cutfags are idiots don't worry about them.

This isn't normal.

But when a retarded cutfag, it is.

Enjoy your mutilated dicks.

>all the girls i have beeen with or ever will be with
Very optimistic of you mom

Not true, one side of the argument barely has what one could describe as a penis.

Butthurt cutfags need to grow it back.

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my parents don't love me because i ruined their life by being born, they just used to be catholic so mah dick is cut

Restoration is actually pretty great. The bottom of my head is normally covered and is quickly regaining sensitivity and moisture. It's not the real thing, but it should keep me from killing myself until I can stick my retired fixed income parents with the multi-thousand dollar experimental foreskin regeneration bill they deserve.

Americans are so butthurt they need Soros to infest our countries with archaic terrorists and nig-nogs to balance the score.

The Catholic Church is not pro circumcision, that had nothing to do with it.

>when hard it looked nicer
Yeah but when soft it's fucking hideous. That wasn't necessarily a compliment by them.

Butthurt cutfags need to get a life and a proper dick.

>Ok son, you're a man now, let's talk about whether you want to be circumcised or not
Sounds like a fun talk to have with your parents.

youtu.be/W2PKdDOjooA

Cutfags will defend this.

No dick looks nice when it's soft, if you think yours looks nice when soft i have really bad news for you. euro girls prefer it and from experience american girls loved it too (even if only because it was a new experience for them)

but all that aside, it's not about the girls, it's about the fact sex feels better because i have foreskin, i can decide to remove it whenever i want... you can't put it back on.

Trust me, it's a way better talk to have than having to ask your parents why they did it.

this image is something i could use well

>having to ask your parents why they did it.

When cutfags realise their parents are retarded.

I don't think my mom was retarded. She was a nurse and doctors she knew and trusted lied to her about the benefits. My dad on the other hand, is definitely retarded.
>Muh sons dick has to look like muh dick

The doctor's are basically Jewing the new parents into getting easy money.

I can't imagine asking my parents why they circumcised me. I would rather kill myself. For the record, I'm glad they did.

Why would you be glad?

You have no idea that sex feels better with foreskin bc you've never experienced it without. If that's your dick in that pic, it still looks gross hard. Sorry you think that's nice bc a girl lied to you.

i'll go with the 10+ girls but insults aside

I know because science tells me it feels better, removing that many nerves is something like 25-30% of the feeling.

Sorry user.

Bc I cringe everytime I think about what it would be like to have to deal with a foreskin.

Damn your hand is fat af

OR the dick cheese that grows on uncut Fags but yes a lot of more girls prefer the useless for skin at birth to be cut off for the dick to be more pleasant to look at

Yeah dude, the thought of actually having feeling in my dick makes me cringe so hard.

yes, yes it is user

It was a pretty unpleasant experience. I wasn't planning on doing it yet, but my mom was adamant to know why I had been so depressed before I went away to college again. I'm pretty sure she thought I was going to come out as gay. She cried and said she wouldnt do it again with today's knowledge. Felt a little better afterwards. Haven't talked to my dad about it yet, don't know if I ever will considering his reasoning was so retarded and backwards, and he's a stubborn fucker who thinks he's always right.

Looks like an optical illusion caused by his freakishly stubby thumb to me.

I am a *certified* Gentile.

>be burgerclap
>too lazy to clean foreskin
>better cut it off

More like
>Be burgerclap
>Have no idea what a foreskin does
>Parents mutilated my dick
>Better do the same to my kid

timestamp or gtfo