You know whats funny?

you know whats funny?
i could kill all of you faggots.
i could kill you and then fuck your girl.
i could fuck your girl and then kill you.
and no one will do shit because i am a master of disaster.
i will kill the dead.
revive the living.
deflower a slut
and molest a priest.
Fucking faggots

...

said the 55kg bitch in the photo

post body bro

It was funny until it got cringey.

3/10 user, better luck tomorrow

>wants to see other male bodies

Gay

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

K

never skip your leg day bro

I will shoulder bash you into the oil drill that's next to your dirt but you fucking towel head looking ass bitch, you may think you can kill me, or fuck my girl, the most you're gonna kill is your 6 year old brother with a bomb on his chest, and the most you'll fuck is your pet goat, I didn't realize Al Quaeda let you guys on Cred Forums, fuck outta here.

אחייי ישראלי מה המצב
יאללה אחי זיין את האנטישמים האלה פה בCred Forums

Seeing me you'd just say GREETINGS WISEMAN
Your Sanskrit shit wouldn't help you out, just as your 60kgs weight

i swear if i kicked your leg it would shatter your knee cap with those chicken legs, your just a scrawny kid...

>What's leg day?

Eat a burger, anorexic faggot.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Are those abs? Or is that chest cancer??

Skip leg day often?

molest that priest.

So tell me the time and the location
You couldn't walk with those legs ever again

You are the problem
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