Give me a haiku Cred Forums

They wandered alone,
even though they were both there,
All they saw was memes.

Tagging me in the post doesn't make you any less gay

Jerking off to some hot girl
It is time to cum
Oh shit she has a huge dick

I'm pretty sure it makes him gayer.

5 7 5 retard

I can not wait for
Donald Trump to be our
Next president fam

They attack
They attack
They are on a rampage
Unleashed from ancient time
Stumbling from the ice age

You just made a 5 6 5 congratulations you are a retard.

I feel like I'm a mod in this thread

shut the fuck up
black white or asian
kill yourself

faggot ass OP
dumping haiku thread on Cred Forums
spiderman thread now

fapping to hot wimenz
making my day
nigger walks in frame
can't stop
came anyway

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

faggot bee original at least

I don't know what this monstrosity is but it ain't a haiku. Hell, it isn't even poetic

Fag

OP is female
so tits or get the fuck out
unless not female?

5 7 5 retard

Bee bee bee bee bee
Bee bee bee bee bee bee bee
Bee bee bUrself

That's not poetry,
and you are a huge dumbass,
leave this website, please.

yay someone knows how to haiku

Fuck poetry
Hail GWAR

Who are you to say what is or isnt poetry?

Freezing~wind from the far land of the dead...
Please blow up some skirts!

You are a faggot
There is no escaping it
Even your mom knows

refrigerator
fuck my big black ass in the
refrigerator

Who are you to doubt me? Who am I to doubt ye?
What is and what isn't poetry is of irrelevance,
for the only thing that's fact,
is your own faggotry.

Thank you for the rhetorical question; it makes you sound so smart.

niggers are high
niggers are low
time to go
back to africa

I chuckled.

I took a big shit
When I was done I sniffed it
And then I ate it

Are you kidding me
Who threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

Kek'd

there is a rule
i know of none more
Cred Forums's rotten core

bring me incest
bring me gore
i love to bask
inb4

niggers exist
they are real
give me the feels

i love this Cred Forums
i need this place
so i'll say this
don't wish to nag

OP IS A FAG

Banished for many times,
with chances given yet wasted...
This being the last.

...

Haiku's consist of
five syllables in line one
Then seven, then five

>Get it right you faggots.

You want a haiku?
Oh, I'll give you a haiku!
You MOTHER FUCKER!!

Give you a haiku?
Well you know I can't do that.
I do not want to.

haiku haiku hai
ku haiku haiku haiku
haiku haiku hai

Fuck chicken weiners
Pig weiners are where it's at
Fuck dog weiners too

Many keks to treasure
The evolution of lulz
Life here is still sad

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

...

Online game player
Level 1 is a real pain
Powerleveling

Eat possum asshole
You scrotum gargling fucktard
lurk moar newfaggot

That was 6 syllables, then 7, then 5.

Congrats, you're an idiot.

Try to time it right
It's not easy to pull off
Check these duplicates

God, I want to die
Will you please kill me today?
No? Tomorrow then?

Obnoxious oldfags
Why am I still lurking here?
So much wasted time

You see what I mean
I'll probably get it now
Gaze upon the dubs

Strange things lurk on Cred Forums
Jedi table crow is one
Fluffy ponies, too.

Haikus are tricky.
But I will try and do it.
Just like OP's mom.

I savor regrets
Through mistakes, I can grow wise
But I must move on

Annie, use the force...
Wait! Stop! don't kill the younglings!
OK...Luke, use the force.

>Nigger nigger nig
>I got my nigger out my
>Refridgerator

Dinner is ready
Slow cooked chicken with veggies
Meanwhile, the world starves

thanks for that user
you have kekled my scrotum
with your fancy words

No creativeness.
A blank mind is full of bliss.
Why do you do this?

Cthulu slumbers
His grand city awaits life
It finds only death

Havel's Ring is great
Styling on rapierfags
With my zweihander

Kek

haiku for user
dressed as hexagonal bird
wielding light saber

Mouthfull of benis
I will repeat what I said
Mouthfull of benis

You are telling me
This is a spiderman thread
Lick my sweaty balls

get the fuck off your high horse smartass, kill yourself.

work my life away
looking at this computer
take my breaks on Cred Forums

not that user but
haikus are pretty easy
not sure how you failed

Challenges of life
Don't lose your way, based user
Your day will soon come

Lost, tired, sick of love..
With working authority
But little control

fuck, you salty mother fuckers better ignore this one.

looking for a thread
to have a good ol wank to
but can't find any
:(

OP is a fag
all who write haikus are fags
shit, wait a minute....

ITT: Retards who have no idea what a haiku is

I don't understand
what is is you are saying
say it in haiku

Satan, oscillate
my metalic sonatas.
Vanna wanna V?

Faggots in this thread
Stop trying to sound so smart
and come check deez dubs

How much wood.
Would a woodchuck chuck.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

almost October
the moon takes off its pale clothes
the trees bleed music

МАКАКА ВЫШЛА НА ПАПЕРТЬ
МАКАБУ ШАТАЕТ
АНОН ОЗАЛУПЛЕН

I think I will wank
Before taking a shower
Likely Latina

I stuck a toilet
On top of my brand new shoe
Shiggy diggy doo

Jesus Christ, wait, what?
This user is clearly high
I don't understand

Fuck shit, off by one
Bateman cries in his office
Sexually dead

A haiku for the asshole who cut me off in traffic today

>Bro I swear to god
>don't ever let me catch you
>I swear to god bro.

My IQ is high too
don't mean to excite you
but I do keep it short and simple
like a fucking haiku
I'm Raichu
at least until he is put inside to
a little poke'ball to make sure that he does not bite you
because he is a poke'mon
but most of all a rodent
I've been smoking weed all day
and god damn this shit is potent
I'm looking for endorsement
someone please call Nike
but chances of that happening are really not likely
I might be
someone who decides that he does like you
despite that you have Herpes Simplex
but it's Type 2
I invite you
to come for a road trip
give you twenty dollars if you can fit my whole dick
inside of your mouth cuz my shit is so long
if I add another inch
I could tattoo this song
I'm trying to get a bong
so that I can get a buzz
it's a fucking toy story
and she loves my Woody cuz
I do what I does like you knew who I was
I'm the fucking pimp mac daddy boss just because
I get it in like a no look fade away
plus I'm always paid in full and you punk pussies is layaway
I came to save the day
call me Superman if you must
but I'd rather Clarke Kent
come here Lois I'm trying to bust
you're actin up
actin like you won't get smacked and fucked
no sexism here
but when this bitch backs it up
the shit is like my kryptonite
I'm hopin that her shit is tight
cuz otherwise I'll be jackin off with my fuckin dick tonight
I'm really more the givin type
I eat the coochie and I bite
I'll take you out like sniper fire
"Got the pussy in our sights"

you wasted all that time on nothing

My lack of humor
Makes it hard to write haiku
That invoke laughter

We are all stardust
Sandwiches are very good
I am your sandwich

WEW LAD
E
W

L
A
D

>Damn fuckin straight.

You have not idea what a haiku is do you?

>either way that was horrible..

She is dead for good
But Pepe never will be
Trump already won

If vodka was water and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up,
But vodka isn't water and I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up.

...

I do I just don't care
>and that was legendary

i like it.

Your glistening eyes
Can leave my head spiraling
But all by myself.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Falling leaves.
Touching the ground with crisp
The fall is approaching, coldly

Fuck bitches get money yea
Oh yea fuck yea
Muck yitches bet foney gea

fite me irl
hook u str8 in the gabber
i sware on me mum

True paradise lies
In the Person who dreams it
Op is a faggot

Hardly legendary if at all

Big muscles, funny
I would love him if not for
His baby sized cock

Internet tough guy
Navy Seal copypasta
Wants love and tendies

Off by merely one
What'll come next in this roster?
Only chink moot knows

Haiku are easy,
Sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

>Implying you're old
None is around anymore
Cred Forums was never good.

all you had to do was copybut you couldn't even do that right.

when you copy someone elses idea.. on the same thread -___-
this is why Cred Forums has gone downhill.