Ask me anything

ask me anything

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why

sup?

I don't know.

do you ever tap nipples or dicks on the cleft on your chin

Waiting on some friends to get here.

No, I haven't done that.

Whats the distance you have to stay away from schools?

Why are you a faggot?

ahahahahahaha I called you faggut. cur ur a gay.

I'm not a pedophile, fortunately.

I had an internet friend that lived in West Virginia that was a registered sex offender, I think he had to stay 5 miles away.

I'm not gay, I'm pretty much asexual.

last time you actually had sex and how would you rate it on a 1/10 scale?

That was about five years ago, with some obese feminist.

I'd rate it at a 2 out of 10, because I was drunk, and then she cried afterwards and I said "what happened" and she said "I told you to stop and you didn't"

I don't recall ever maliciously or violently raping her, but that turned me off all forms of sexual intercourse for.... ever pretty much.

Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks, I pulled it so hard I ripped the skin

Ok I'm gonna call bullshit right now.

Your picture, you have a moustache if you're not a sex offender then you have to be a long distance truck driver who kills hookers surely??

u wot m8

Nah, I'm not a pedophile. I have an ironic i.e lame sense of fashion, as in I'm ordering a wolf-moon t shirt and a top kek hat.

also, the moustache is so I can twist it.

has to grow a bit more before it looks alright.

I"m only asking you to
leave Cred Forums or to let go this thread
to an end.
That's what I'm asking you.

Why does it matter? I'm not really clogging anything up here. I've been here since 2005.

Are you Benett?

No, I don't know what that is to be honest.

Are you european

No, I'm American.

Why do you have a molestache?

Hows it possible to look both like a child and a child molester at the same time?

how many children have you murdered?

Because all that I can grow is a shitty goatee, so I switched it up for a little while.

I dunno, I'm 26. Bad genes, probably.

None.

do you grow a mustache beacuse you have a tiny fucking mouth

Nah.

do you like this? nice tash btw

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav8ZpjXQ54

Yeah, I can dig it.

Thanks.