Postponed suicides

nah meme rap is the worst

can I marry tay

k, lets quit this shit

tried that position irl. hurts irl. 0/10 do not trie.

ok; compromise. shoegaze is best genre

shoegaze is pretty dope

u wot

glad we could come to an agreement.

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encyclopediadramatica.se/TayTweets

I hope our two great nations can live in peace eternal

I'm gonna take a nap before the debate since I didn't sleep last night see you cuties

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Lick my dick

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nobody is going to touch your dick ever, except you.

n-no u

aye aye captain~

lol I know

fucking homos

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brb dinnar

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Trump posted on leddit reminding everyone to watch the debate

wewlad

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nibi why do you even like porn just go celibate stop fetishizing what ul'll never have

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This is all I have though.

i know
give it up, you'll die happier

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katia when is the debate thing

>Cant get sex
>"You dont deserve sex"
>Look at porn
>"You dont deserve porn"
Really starting to hate humans.

26 minutes on any stream

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nice camel toe

give
it
up
hobos shouldn't dream about Lamborghinis

Too bad, I like porn.

you'll be healthier if you don't

go fuck your dad

What does that mean?

ugly people fuck

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plz don't choke yourself i dint mean it

I return

you missed nothing

I'm going to poo myself

I figured

so whats been up in the world of bazza?

porn is bad for you

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chicken sandwich, waiting for the debate to start. Your day change at all from earlier?

don't choke me either

get

Well I want sex and cant get it so what the fuck am I supposed to do?

stop masturbating

Why?

Nope. Might go get food in an hour

Otherwise work and WoW has become my life again. This is awful

fuck an ugly

so basically me and ffxiv, lovely

it'd be pretty funny

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Despite my addiction being out of control, I am actually enjoying it. It has been a very good expansion release

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I need someone to make a comic strip about someone saying "If trumps gets in, I'm going to kill myself", and then proceeding to go into a booth and vote for trump.

That's what I've heard yeah, irl friend of mine went way way overboard and already has gone through it completely on 8 chars

Nah

Jesus Christ

Thats a bit of overkill

yeah he's uh, a bit special. Another irl friend of mine convinced him to quit WoW and join us in FF now that he's done everything there is to do in WoW

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Holy shit do you want to hear about a typical gay fantasy come true?

i'd like to hear about atypical gay fantasies come true

Well, it is atypical for typical gay fantasies come true!

WHAT IS SOURCE

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support.google.com/websearch/answer/1325808?hl=en

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Does anyone have a webm or link to ZonkPunch's new asriel animation?

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tities

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grope the mits

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put ur # n mai fone :3

glitter boy drawss the best youthful plump chubby boy body type

They're called moobs.

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Why is sex this impossible thing that most people are just given?

baby (babyyyyy)

Felix is loli :^)

they're called breasts

Get outta here, Peter, you already got your sticky.

On a guy they are moobs.

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both boys and girls have breasts

that was so long ago

At a certain fat percentage they become boobs or moobs.

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Uh... What?

man + oobs = moobs
woman + oobs = woobs

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oh
that was for james
you can have sex right now if you want

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Okay how.

i just want peter o'toole to come back

Play with my man-woobs.

just go ask people i guess

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take a photograph of your lotioned moobs and post it here

Go resurrect him.

That does not work.
The people willing have a disease or are buttugly.

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>Lotion
What am I, a girl?

butts are beautiful

everyone is gross though

lube>lotion

girls put lotion on all the time, it's ok you wont melt

Some

Untrue, some people are amazing.

i can't reverse time

they're all sticky and leaky

wow rude

Have not you hear of Frankensteins?

Not if they're a virgin.

Pretty sure you have a disease.

go away

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what is so special about virgins

asthma doesn't count

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They have no pre-concerned requirement of your performance. You both can experiment and experience at the same level.
Its like playing a videogame and playing with someone of your own skill level and getting the most enjoyment. Its not fun with someone experienced because you get your ass kicked, its not fun with someone far less experienced because they are boring.

You're an asshole anyway so I dont care.

I need pitou x ferris

cmon nibbers don't do this, you know I love you

YES. I TOO NEED THIS.

i can't continue this conversation
i have a lot of reading and whiseky to get through tonight
stop thinking about sex so much it's stupid and so is everyone who cares about it

Can't we all agree that A Flock of Seagulls is badass and just talk about them instead of fighting?

You tell try to feed me bullshit. Not happenin.

I guess im stupid, but that is already apparent.

you'll fit right in with all the other sluts

it's not feeding aaaaaagghhhh

I'm not gonna stop liking you, you can't make me.

Nibi, you're just out of touch. And I'm out of time, but I'm outta my head when you're not around.

Sluts have sex though.

Why dont I deserve sex then and now apparently porn?

that was a bad meme Fool

I don't think you don't deserve either of those things though. That was just katia being dumb because he doesn't like you for whatever reason.

you will yoo

Don't you dare call Hall and Oates dumb.

My luscious mantits need no womanly lotion.

Unforced errors.

Katia has more sway and relevance than you.
Agree with him, turnip.

You do you.

Debate was pretty dope

uh oh

i cannot ever be anyone else
it's tragic

Trump whiffed on openings that anyone should've punished, and the moderator was on HRC's side. But she looked like an evil robot the entire time. I'm not sure who wins.

Uh oh? I'm on drugs again.

Pls listen and give opinion.

soundcloud.com/user930684899/krustykrabtheme

At one point her voice was dying

I didnt see the opening

Hillary dodged all controversial shit while Trump at least addressed it

I think Trump nailed the ending though

me too

I didn't say dumb, just that the joke was reminiscent of a dad joke

why does someone who doesn't like you have more sway than someone who does like you

what

Mine is fast acting and short lived. Not that dumb plant stuff that makes me angry.

Dodging the controversial shit is good. If controversial shit has airtime it's in peoples' heads. That's an objective win for hillary because she didn't spend a lot of time talking about it.

Missed openings:
1. Holt brings up cybersecurity, trump says nothing about emails (objective cybersecurity failure)
2. HRC brings up homegrown terror, trump says nothing about immigration which is objectively a factor

those are the big ones

Kek, that's a good idea user

She really needed to knock this one out of the park and bury him before he could so much as get his foot in the door and that didn't happen.

Don't you dare insinuate that dad jokes are bad.

everytime i smoke weed i freak out
i'm not the biggest fan
the effect is so varied

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You should try hallucinogens instead.