Dear Cred Forums

Dear Cred Forums,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Cred Forums will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

nice b8 m8

it's 00:53 in uk, you're late

Lies. It's shitty bait.

Kek, that's what the cool kids would say right?

The Pink Clique will rise above the hate and cummies!

I just came. Shut it down for good. My ultimate fetish. The death of the chan

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>except this time it's the leader

It's like the flyer you unconsciously throw out...you know, the sad little restruant that you will never ever visit.

9gag lmao.

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Newfags don't know about my librechan

Are you the guy from "V for Vendetta"

>kek u cant do sh*t
kek you can't do shit

Um first of all, anonymous isn't run by 9gag.
2. Why would u announce ur entire plan to everyone to see???
C. That's not even how anonymous talks idiot. Your grammar reminds me of an unsophisticated poet

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Fuck off faggot

>kek you cant do sh*t

Op here. I think if you chalk your c drives you will find something good surprising. Believe me yet?

I love the smell of copy pasta being made in the morning.

Yes, hurry up and give me them cummies

well what's gonna happen to Cred Forums?... and who dafaq is this highly trained waste of space piece of shit?...

Check em

Cp is pretty much immediately taken down, all gore threads are shit tier, and the comedy here falls short of the title of "comedy".

Your move, bait-man.

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Moot here. What u want?

You're not moot, you silly Willy!

I thought Anonymous was supposed to be fighting for freedom of speech and expression? Like, by all means close it, I just thought this was the type of censorship that user was fighting?

Yes I'm moot what op want?

W00t!
/get_thread!

If you are the REAL moot, then show me how to get quads on my funnyjunk account.

i like stairs

Not to be too technical but it's 5:10 PM Pacific Time now so really we have 6 hours and 50 minutes?

Durrr I Thot Guy Fawkes was the leader of anonamoos.

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Fantastic. Few will get this.

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this bait is shit

Lmao, Heaven.

1337

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

>Except this time

Kek

trips and i'll post it

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We are anomalous, we do not forklift, we do not foreclose. Erections

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inb4 nothing happens

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don't hack meh plz...ive got too much to live 4

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>moot

they have no leaders retard go back to hacking minecraft

this shitty bait turned into a shitty thread. at least the "attack his fb Cred Forums " gets nypa, or some excited fuck telling the kid he's in grave peril

kek. i screenshotted.

Sage

I know this is a troll but please. Please. take down this shit website so I can take my life back from the grips of Satan