REP;Y TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

You OWE ME THIS

will op deliver?

Give me Grrrrfriend

worth a shot eh

Yay

Not sure how my wife will feel about this...

k

Thanks man, really appreciate it.

buying gf 75k

Y

ok then

thx fam

why not?

she wont be as fit as her tho

whoo!

Nothing to lose

I'd treat her like a new keyboard

...

Yass

cum

...

fuc, yeah right.. euphoric.jpg

Pls

no wai

I'm ready

Ok

ty

Might as well

h

Hocus pocus.

I can always hope

Here's hoping

:')

I'm calling bullshit

Yeeeeeeee

im redi

Anybody like Pizza Mozzarella?

Too bad this wont work. Worth a shot?

For my friend liam

thx b

k kid

I alteady do, can I get a second one?

my wife probably won't like that, but fuck it, here goes nothing.

Why not

ok :^ )

Sure op

Yes

About fucking time. I'm getting tired of the fleshlight.

Will wife find out?

thanks /b

But i have a boyfriend why would i want a girlfriend too

k

Doesn't hurt to try.

kthx

I already have one - no harm in 2 I guess

Yay!

sleep tight doggers

Lets hope this works

poop

May I please have somone who cares about me.

I need this pls

Definitely bullshit, but I don't lose anything by trying...

Last girl I fucked was a 10/10 like this, now my standards are fucked and i don't bother about average girls anymore, feels bad man

y not

Hell, may op deliver, for once.

(((doubt)))

Let's go ahead and see what happens

Worth a shot

Quick reply is best

but i dont need one well ok

Hmmmm
Check em

A boy can dream

I have doubts surrounding the authenticity of this claim

Just got out of a ltr but fuck it

yo

Alrighty then

nope

Please deliver

i love u

Will she have a feminine penis?

is this a thread about pokemon?

lol

Agreed

Not going to happen.

hmmm good job my boy

...

o.k.

Meh, why not.

Am desperate tbh

sure ill give it a try

Thanks man

ghghgf

tits or gtfo

It's ok everyone. OP will surely deliver. Any time now.

bullshit

Awesome

I'll roll

Cock Blocking Dog

You are now immune from getting a girlfriend.

Anyone below this will never get laid for feeding this cancer.

Who needs the fucking drama associated with having a girlfriend when all we really desire is a friend with benefits ?

eh why not

ty

M...Mommy?

im desperate enough

I just want my ex back

Hope so

Seems legit

No

No I won't.

Thanks

Y not nuggers

not real

In my experience, ex's are ex's for a reason.

Here goes

But I already have one? Can I Joseph Smith this?

Pls

If it dont happen, will kill myself

I don't need one.

CHECK THESE QUADS NIGGERS

ayy lmao

i'm married and don't think i can handle a second life.

the despair is real

SAGE

>Reply

Oh really

why not

I am now replying to this thread. Make it so!

...

Thanks mom

Not holding my breath, but what the hell.

she seems to have a good attitude

Eh why not

...

Fuck

pls

I saw this thread yesterday and posted in it. It worked niggas

hopefully

thank you sir

chance me on this

Plez

Lonely faggot here

a friend with benefits or a girl i can move in with?

: ^ )

what's good nigga
she better have a fat ass too

blub

curse me now

WELP its worth a shot, since I'm lonely as fuck

...

Im going to hit on this girl tommorow wish me luck friends

ty

kek

doubt it op

Pls. ive been alone for years :(

you didn't even write reply correctly, what are we suppose to do?

Love the hammock

SHEEEEEIIIIT I hope so

yes

Checking it...

nope

Roll

my wife won't let me lick her asshole. rolling for gf that likes her ass licked.

pls :(

RIP

Hell il give it a try

I know this won't work at all but why the hell not. Might as well post while waiting for the trainwreck that'll come on tv in about half an hour.

OP had better deliver this time. >:(

ok

I hope she's asian black or hispanic

what can go wrong

>WOTTABOSS

Lol why not

how do i rep;y

ok

pls help

K

does god exist?

I fuckin bet (if it works i will give you $20)

YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING LYING

What did he mean by this

:3

I am skeptical, yet open to this.

Please, I need a girl in my life.

op is a faggot

K

got rejected last week. Hope this works

ok

:)

I know it's bait but I'll take my chances.

Hhmmm

yas

this better be happening

Gave a love letter to a girl tonight. Dis better work.

K

I have nothing to lose

REP;Y TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Want!

please give me a beautiful Latin shawty

Ok

There is no hope for someone like me, Bumping for the lulz.

Caffeine girl

I want my ex back

okie

Allahu Akbar

doubtful

KEK PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

Š

also, check 'em

Sad rell

This Voodoo shit better work

i already have a girlfriend... in my dreams.

OP i really hope it happens

OP better deliver

Fuck it, let's give it a shot.

This fucking thread is Cred Forums sucks

last time i did this i threw up at a party all over someone

faith in Cred Forums lost by tomorrow :(

shit

I don't believe

Fukc do I have too lose, REP;Y

I doubt it.

...

There is nothing can actually get me a g/f. Thanks though

u must now. kek wills it

Worth a try.

We shall see user, we shall see..

whats the worse that could happen?

Eyy

go

13

ok

oh boy

never will I ever.

why not try?

I might as well

oH GOD YES PLS I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M LEGIT GOING INSANE REAL HUMAN CONTAC IS NEEDED

Please be a magical genie op

This is easy

well, actually might happen tomorrow, dis girl be comin round

ive lost all hope

I want a gf tomorrow

...

Please God

:_)

Replying

Lel

HELP

Ayyy lmao

worth a shot

i'm not that desperate.

yeah, i am

You go OP

OMG farewell loneliness thank you so much OP

By tomorrow? How the fuck is that going to happen tonight when I have no plans to go anywhere?

pleasant

...

Good evening OP.

PLS

Wouldn't that just be peachy?

I mean, I didn't post in a " your mother will die..." Thread and when I woke up my mother was dead, so this can't be wrong

Yeah, no

gf inc

please

What do i have to lose?
Oh yeah my virginity

Hail Satan

...

im kind of desesperate right now.
please Cred Forums make it happen

aey

whats a girl?

Not worth it to not post

Gf please

I hope so

that's cool.. do I need to tell my wife about her then?

Thanks, OP.

Ok

Fucking need one

sweet

All jokes as side this had to have happened to at least one person, probably many more than one

I don't want a fucking girlfriend, just someone to stick my dick in

REP;Y

I know it wont happen, I have never replied to the Mother death threads yet she's still alive. Its worth a try though

Help me pls

Give me a thicc latina/asian with a nice ass and im good :^)))

ffff

Thanks OP

Titty

Yeah right

i need a rebound

A Russian girl just successfully hawked her's for like $13,000... So, at least you have got that going for you.

Please. I fucking need this.

Haha...ha...ha...

Tfw gf tomorrow

in the spirit of the thread I will try anything legal suggested tomorrow

I don't want a girl friend but I want to warn everyone don't reply to this thread because by tomorrow I'm fucked

lol

plz

welp

If I don't get it I'm gonna just resort to rape

Thx faggot

killing yourself is legal

thanks op

:)

I need