Pic very related

Pic very related
>Be me just over a year ago
>About to get deployed to Afghanistan at age 20
>Been married for 2 years
>Decide to clone my bone for wife
>Don't fuck, jack it or anything for 2 weeks
>get ready to clone my bone
>Dick diamond hard
>Normally 7 inch but pushing 8 I'm so excited
>Give freshly made vibe to wife
>Don't tell her its actually my cock
>When I get back Ill tell her
>She'll have been fucking my D while Im gone
>Year later get back
>Ask her how she like the dildo
>Thiswillbesohot.jpeg
>Says she never used dildo
>15 year old little sister came by after deployed
>Sister has sex questions
>No older sister to talk to so confides in wife
>Wife says feelings are totally normal
>Says here take this
>Gives little sister dildo I made
>Says use this and don't feel pressured to fuck
>Past year sisters been banging my bone clone
>So disgusted its been ruining my life past week
>Can't tell wife
>Can't tell sister
>I'm so messed up
What do user? Help me Cred Forums

Except it's not your penis, it's a mold of your penis. Don't make it weird, user.

You fag, that's hot

do what every other good vet does and kill yourself

This

>sister gives 15 year old 8" dildo

nope

so did she cum?

lmao

ask your sister if she enjoys the dildo, dont be retarded about it she will be embarrassed to hear this coming from her older brother, then tell her not to be embarrassed or ashamed, offer her the real thing.
Tell your wife.

I think the real question is if I clone my bone and do but stuff with it is it gay?

clasical

Pics of the sister?

gr8 b8

An fucking hero.

roll

You only have one option left.
>Tell em both so you can fulfil the incestuous cuckhold foreshadowing

This, but be blunt about it.
Lay down the law so they know where you stand, otherwise you may as well castrate yourself and get a sex change.

>Hmmmmmmm wonder what she was using instead

starts with b, ends with c

my sides

make a double sided one and watch your wife fuck your sister

Well, my dick is hard. Well done.

Says dick is hard from some total BS story and then posts some anime porn. Congrats dude you exemplify the perfect basement dwelling stereotype of every weeboo loving perma virgin that uses Cred Forums.

This, congrats for burrying this out though

>Don't fuck, jack it or anything for 2 weeks
>Normally 7 inch but pushing 8 I'm so excited
cuz thats how it works
not
fucking faggot

Not that user but-
U wot m8?

SAME

implying your wife wouldn't recognize an exact copy of your dick, and then proceed to randomly give a dildo to a 15 year old.

gr8 b8 m8 no h8 I'll r8 8/8

jody

You don't usually reach full mast if you jack it all the time. If you wait a week or two, you'll be harder and more engorged than you've been in a while.

All you fucks are so new. Old copypasta, try harder OP

why does it matter?

...

Kekkers.
No

I have no clue lmao.

i get off on posting a fake story that has been on this board more than your moms nude photos and watching people post responses as if the believe it is true so I will shamelessly bump this thread.

I had a sim incident..
I made one of those for my Girlfriend.
I go away 6 months out of the year for work.
come back ask her hows the toy.
She explains it went missing a day after she brought it home.
Finds out her ant has it taught it was a item left over from her older sisters batularett party and who know if its being used or just sitting in a draw ...

Ether way its honestly nothing to worry about its a copy of your dingdong and not the actual item so its honestly not a big issue unless u make it one..

a bic? I don't think you know how to spell, friend.

And you just outed yourself as a total newfag who's been here for maybe a week.

Some tasty pasta you got there OP

lmao ive seen this posted at least 6 times
copypasta

your bitch sister could never take my huge cock if I had cloned my bone.

WEW

anyone ever use one of these?

kinda wanna go fuck myself

Quit being a little bitch.

I've considered this as well. Ideally while sucking myself, but I haven't been able to do that for a while... Working on it though.