KY jelly urself

It's all fuckin watery. I edged for a single day and that's what I got.

Enjoy the camwhore

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I've tried the Mary Jane a few times, but it hurts my lungs, so i wasn't a fan.

'Bout two minutes to midnight- It'll be the mercy killing of the human race after realistic normie VR porn wipes out ninety percent of the human race in a single generation.

You have an ugly dick

Nice
No shrooms or other psychedelics?

amazing

>dude weed lmao xDDDD

I was lamenting that you don't even get old-fashioned blackout drunk- S'just UnAmerican not to

thats a good idea and like thats a short game too it wont take much time

i legitimately forgot why i had you find this
but i do remember you are my ultimate hero for this!

Thanks Nibi I'll keep it in my heart always

There's already some of that so I've heard.

Nope.
Eh, I was never really that patriotic so, oh well.

I just beat the cyberdemon, and afaik I've only got a few levels left.

Cut it off

Good job me, wrong fucking thread

i looked in the trophy list and i didnt see one for that. really all i needed was like combo points being fettel and like doing all the challenges

That's my fetish

yeah youre pretty close i think

I was more referring to the one for completing the campaign with a partner

yeah i didnt see that in the list. we can try it again though!

Kinda wanna rape

Bad Nibi, no raping

No one will have sex with me though so it is my best option.

i hear free style rap is fun

youtube.com/watch?v=KSY4mFib8Xw

A suicide will be nice and neat.

Sure, maybe some other day cause I'm not sure how much time we could squeeze in for that along with gta, if we don't have too much fun in gta to squeeze in any at all that is!
Imma squeeze into bed myself so I'll make it happen faster, night to you kittysweets >//

I said rape

see ya nanarbutt~

That's gay Nibi

but rapping can be fun

Fap.

oh yeah you were collecting all the gravy for like two days. you didnt save it in a jar though

It was one day, and that's gross. I'm not the cum wizard.

but you made it sound like you were collecting it like i had suggested you do

Might get myself some "research chemicals" soon depending on if I can get a reliable place to purchase them

i want to molest

what sort of chemical

Chemicals that aren't illegal (yet) but are basically the same thing as currently illegal drugs.

liiiiiiiike

He's gonna drop MDMA and dry hump someone in a strobe bar.

1P-LSD (weirdly enough), 4-ACO-DMT, etc

hottttttttttttttt

ooooooo! sounds like a blast!

What

im confused

Unfortunately, literally just today the House of Representatives passed a bill wanting to make those chemicals (not 1P-LSD though) illegal for regular consumers to access, it goes to the Senate soon.

I'm scared. Why do you reply to everyone in a separate post?

You seem like you'd be a fun guy to hang out with and get fucked up.

Replying without quoting is best for of responding.

you can just make your own dmt. itll be fun!

because after i write this one and post it another reply pops up so i just do that. WHY IS THIS AN ISSUE?!!? GOD!!

I've actually had really good experiences with drugs I've tried so maybe. I'm able to stay calm through mostly everything and generally just sit there watching the effects happen
I could. I have a shitload of HBWR seeds that I could use to make some LSA vodka or something, but I'm probably gonna save those for a party with some friends from work who have more experience with it.

saving them is a better idea. but yeah imagine how much more fun it will be if you make your own!

I just get really, really, super fucking drunk. Like a whole bottle of jack and a few beers in a single night kind of drunk.

Being drunk is very fun, haven't had a bad drunken experience yet. Makes everything feel more fun, and lowers a lot of my subconscious bullshit that I don't like

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jack is grody

I could actually eat some of those seeds right now and just ride out a trip while posting, would be neat to try.

hoiiii

Not sure if I feel like experiencing a drug for the first time over 8 hours this late at night though

mew

I got alcohol poisoning by myself in my apartment last Christmas, woke up covered in vomit bleeding from the nose. Must've been a good night.

Sup dude

It's cheap whiskey that doesn't taste horrific. It'll do pig, it'll do.

How the fuck can i get my hands on MDMA? I don't want those shitty pressed pills either.

I would love to drop some with another furfag.

i need to get fucked like that

Same
Can't help you there

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I wish I knew. I recently found out that the supposed health concerns are BS propaganda. Did you have lewd things in mind?

do it for the experience

wem
what up brometheus

it makes my tummy hurt

discord now lets you create your own emojis, so I'm making a bunch for me and my friends chat. what're you up to, brosiedon?

Come this November I will have been single for 6 years.

Whoop whoop.

>they're just dick emojis

Alright, gonna head to bed guys.

they're all tiny dogs

nite

oh awesome! i would love to fuck around with that~
i am vegging out on netflix and wasting life~

imagine me throwing confetti

sleep well duderoni

I've run out of good dog pictures to shrink, so I need to find some more
whatcha watching?

Yeah, loads of anti-drug propaganda.
Yes to the lewd things too, very lewd.

You realise you have to earn sex you cunt.

there are infinite doggo on the web you can use though
family guy is on. its perfect for background noise. id ont have to pay any attention to it yet i can catch everything thats going on.

Or a pityfuck

What lewd things did you have in mind?

I've got lots of doggo pictures, I just have to find ones that shrink down into good looking emojis

ohhhhhhh. they probably look like smashed dog poo if they arent good

yeah, it's important that they still look like doggos when theyre squished

like your face?

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well have un making those emoji~
im going to pass out. byebeyeybe

nite nite

Loads of cuddling and physical intimacy.
Apparently physical sensations are fantastic, but some people can't ejaculate which sucks.

I got loads of bd toys anyway.

I was thinking something... Rougher. No worries though, I'll make sure you cum.

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Well I've managed to significantly depress myself.

I'm gonna head to bed, ni night guys.

nite

You could tie me up and milk me if you wanted to, that on mdma would be so fucking hot.

I might do that, but I wouldn't let you cum for a long time. Even so, I might just ruin your orgasm.

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Sleep time. Goodnight, faggots.

nite snarf

good night little guy. sleep tight.

hey bird boi

hey user

do you like getting dicked?

would I be here if I didn't?

maybe.

When's the last time you got didcked?

forever, literally

you're a virgin?

yep. I've had toys in me, but no real dicks

Do you want a real dick in you?

hope you find whatever it is your looking for.

definitely

a penis attached to a cute guy

do you have a nice butt?

This is the movie Stalker isn't it

It's pretty gud actually

it's not bad

Maybe I should dick it...

do you want like a personality behind the cuteness? find someone to care about and be cared about to?

or nah?

maybe you should post some fucking images with your replies, boy!

Correct, and it was alright. Thought it was gonna be a little high-minded for me but a cynical edge that hooked me. Though apparently I'm a fucking pleb because it's allegedly entry level Tarkovsky.

I've got toys to play with when I feel like it

for sure. If I'm going to lose my virginity I'd rather it be to someone I know and like than some random hookup

Maybe you should post your cute butt.

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Sup fagbois

whatsup homo

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get out of here desktop wallpaper

toys aren't the same

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the toys are larger, but I'm sure a real dick would be more fun

Taking a day off the gym. I sprained my weak shoulder. What's going on with you?
Here's a better one

Real dicks are warm and they fuck you automatically.

not much. you can make your own emojis in discord so I've had my fun making a bunch of those. now I'm just chatting while tipsy

and that's why I want a real one in me

so come get dicked.

you're at least one country away

that tiger's arm is ripped wow

How would you know?

because I only know of a couple canadian here. and I assume your in america

Making emojis. What a existence...
Yeah they walk on the all day :)

all the better to spank you with~

it's a bunch of shrunk down dog pictures like this one

murica, fuck yeah!

Come on down for a dicking.

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Ok. But I don't think puppies are a good choice for concern

but they look great when shrunk down to 128x128. especially cause you can tell what the original shrunken one was

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but I want a canadian user

Is my all-American beef too much for you?

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maybe

hey luc

It's okay, I'll be gentle with you; I'm a registered republican.

Hello

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hows things?

got raped

I don't know, I play with some pretty large toys

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So you want it rough?

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I'm just saying you wouldn't have to hold back

Fair enough then. Maybe I'll pound ya' full force. Though, a sling usually makes that sort of thing more convenient.

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Going okay.

been selling lots of stuff

Yo guys, im not gay or a furry but i'd love to suck dicks and these pictures are pretty neat. Keep going.

any things stand out?

$120 PS1 game and a $40 NES game

I love BJ's!

In dreams I walk with you.
In dreams I talk to you.
In dreams you're mine,
All of the time we're together.
In dreams in dreams.

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What toys?

these and a couple smaller ones

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bump

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Nice nice.
I mastered my med chance and i'm trying to take the large version.
I would post pictures but i'm away :/

give us a show?

I've only recently been able to knot the med nova, and the small one i've only had for about a week

that's lewd, also it's too early in the morning

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well, could always screencap the request and deliver later. it's not like I have much better to do.

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but then everyone would see my butt

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i rather see the aftermath of your knotted hole

it would probably look pretty loose

well.. it's not like they're gonna see your face or anything. here's to hoping you've got a glorious looking ass.

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Don't listen to that crypto-fascist.

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