What does it do????

what does it do????

Wipes the ass, massages the balls, all in one smooth motion.

Christ, read a book, man.

Come now everyone on Cronenberg knows what a Plumbus does.

That's retarded. A ball massage is downright uncomfortable. That's like wanting a nail peel.

What doesn't it do?

Oh ive been a plumbi manufacturer for years, its obvious isnt it?

I mean by a female human, not your mothers Chihuahua / roomba with a wig you've been experimenting with.

If I understand correctly, fleeb is somehow involved.

Look you anime loving fucks theres no such thing AS A PLUMBUS and all its there for is to hypnotise you into not getting a gf

Fleeb is only 200 shmeckles an once under Cronen-Trumps presidency.

>anime

>>hypnotise

read the manual

Fuck you and your overrated Reddit show KYS, you cuck

>Real cool dude on a knitting board who probably totally bangs chicks, dude.

Too small / I am too drunk to read

Is it okay if I save this?

get your own

It's just a regular old plumbus.... nothing to see here... move along...

Fuck.