Post yolandi

when you have nothing to sell, you sell yourself

you might say this is art, but if it is, it is a cheap one

Wisdom on Cred Forums. Rarer than a holographic pepe gif

Thumbnail looks like Malcolm in the middle youngest brother gone trap

God she is such a fucking ugly ass butter face, but I want to fuck her so bad

wisdom on Cred Forums, complete garbage tier

Who is this degenerate?

Yolandi

Disgusting

So that applies to every actor, singer and performer since time began? I may even apply to authors.

You're as deep as a puddle

not her

if making a shitload of money was that easy why hasnt everyone done it

protip: its not easy

It's just her name. How is that disgusting?

God fucking damn, is that a human?! "She" is a seriously ugly bitch!

>judging an act she puts on XD

fucking lost m8

YOLANDI FUCKIN VISSER

if a product sells, it does not mean it is good, it is just that the seller is good at his/hers job

ZEF ZEF ZEF

He said THIS is a Cheap one not not everyone...Read the Fucking Post...

dubs demand another

Best photo I could find

yeah, its almost like thats exactly what i was fucking implying

oh wait. it was. what we were literally talking about was a bad product

....sold well

>Read the Fucking Post...
Oh, but I did
>when you have nothing to sell, you sell yourself

>you might say this is art, but if it is, it is a cheap one
and that applies to any rt. I think Jackson Pollack is an over-rated paint-spatterer, and I do similar "art" when I emulsion my ceilings, yet other people rave over him and his work sells for millions. As I said, applies to all artists.

he was just trying to be clever (as are you) and crashed and burned in the process

Trips demand it

goddamn fucking eurofags

Fucking pure glenvista inbred special. Swear to god you can just see that she comes from glenvista or boysens that fucking manta

You do know she's Afrikaans?

WHICH music videos of hers do you anons like to jerk it most too?

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She's the best goddamn vocalist on Earth is what she is
Google Die Antwoord and prepare to have your life changed

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I wanna see her titties

Well aren't you the edgy one

>no one cares

Herp derp
>I don't understand so I'll just criticise

how is she so ugly and hot at the same time

lol homo

Smh tbh fam

She's actually hot when she doesn't look like a complete retard.

>no one cares
he appears to

Actually I don't care what you think, I know your type and you're insignificant, you're nothing, just a speck of shit in a sea of mediocrity.

That's a pretty amazing transformation, considering she's god damn disgusting normally

>he says, proving how much he cares
if you didn't care you wouldn't have responded, would you?

Wow das mighty edgy

Post a picture of yourself, I want to be able to compare.
You do understand that she is just dressing up as a character on stage don't you? Or are you really that stupid that you don't understand art?

kys

Wrong, you really don't get it so you...

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She might be cute if she didn't have a haircut fit for Dumb and Dumber? (But yeah I get it....) I also like trashy broads/ trashy clothed sex

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>fuck the shot

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>butthurt

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>Be South African
>Fuck Niggers
>Get AIDS

Not even almost

>be vidya
>not real
>just making it contraverzshill
>profit

It's just an observation of a literal factual progression.

I care you autistic little cunt nugget. Go post some dank webms or make memes about dead gorillas. Fuck I hate you children.

I know user, I was just messing with ya.
>me be SA too, so I know.

more proof of the depth of feeling. Go on Pavlov, come at me, Bro

Cool story bro

So you did, Pavlov. Let me ring that dinner bell again.........

Ordering more cock to suck?

No, you clearly are. Denial ain't working for you, son.

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you got what again?

Hahahahaha "art" ....oh wait, you're serious.

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Shes fucking grosssssssssssss

*ping*
And there it is.

moralfag on duty

BUT SHE'S FUCKABLE

>but but but you are...
Whatever you say bro

Did he insult your dream girlfriend? It's ok, kid. She'll still love you in your wet dreams. Don't forget to change your underpants when you wake up.

do you guys realy care about pop music?

> Cred Forums is finally dead

Cred Forums has been dead for fucking YEARS, famalam.

Now it's just a smoldering pile of shit and reposts.

>Nuh uh!!!!!
pathetic

Heheheheeh blindfag on duty

Not about morals you fucking retard. Do you even know what that means? Its about the fact that shes fucking disgusting.

Heheheheeh blindfag on duty

Guess what side I'm picking you're sitting on

No.

Fuck, I remember having that pink top. I looked so hott! Where did you find that user?

>That awful feel when the other chans aren't even that good anymore

>ToR is complete shit and even with a VPN, it still feels sketch

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

>why must you pick on mommy
>you all are bad men

You may not be able to understand what art is but it isn't what you think it is

Any woman that posesses a vagina is technically "fuckable," however whether you would want to or should is a completely different story.

Dope movie despite bad cut

sad but true story

>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
nostalgia isn't what it used to be, eh?

What movie?

Both of them were fucking horrible in Chappie. Shit actors. Ruined the movie.

It's light green you stupid nigger. Also no you're not hot.

rollin

Chappie, it was entertaining but I wouldn't call it a classic.

lol

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for real. "die antwoord" is a money machine transferring money from parents via children to big labels.

How could anyone take that kind of commercialized shit music seriously?

I'd prefer Justin Biber and his fan-fags over this ... just for their self-honesty.

b has always been full of retards, it's just full of fucking boring retards now. The other chans were never better just slightly less retarded.
Moot at least would do something awful now and then to flush the shit out

It's the haircut that turns me off.

Don't you have school in the morning?

mmmh, yeah... moot to the rescue

chappie was fucking shite my man its true my man because every 2 seconds my man they would say my man my man

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>irony
>_________________
>you

fok bru, you eva been to Jozi b4 ekse?

To hell with the haircut, I wouldn't touch that shit even if it passed through a quarantine zone worthy of Area 51 bio-chemical warfare division.

no good sir I am not a nigger

less moot, more maddeth

>tfw no one probably remembers maddeth

OK, that made me chuckle a little

You really are a douche, don't you have some dirty cunt to flush out?

I will happily take 15 keks its more then that fucking movie got my man

So many years and not a single decent pussy pic from yolandi, it is devastating

Oh yes those old days
>2014

She's the hottest ugly person I know

It's for our own good...

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But my dear man, you do not need to be of the negroid persuasion to visit the city of gold. Many a white man entered the gates and did forthwith much money and merriment make with the kind assistance of the natives.

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Moot got blacked?

How about you fags fap to a real woman?

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Actually, i believe that pic was from 2007 meetup

want something a bit older?

Oh cool, she's producing more music.

how about we leave 2005 and step into 2016?

I would walk across a field of lego for the chance to hear her fart via a walkie talkie

Here she is now. Eat her pussy, bitch.

not her

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shes 50 bro... not sure that is her 'now'

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Actually I'd prefer the screen flashed green and red with cocks everywhere and horrible music playing that you couldn't turn off. Could you please do this for me?

Yolandi is what happens when an std takes human form.

because these pics were taken this year. She is still amazingly hot.

Get your fucking face in her crotch.

Bro.

>horrible music playing that you couldn't turn off
what is ABP? Or muting tabs?

i'm not sovietrussia unfortunately

And you are what that STD wouldn't even touch

fair enuff bro, but cant I have both?

Go make your own thread faggot

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>forgot pic

isnt technology great

This may very well be true but more white men likely died in the black city of nog

Only if Shirley gets it first.

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deal

bury your face in her ass

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nice.

2008 she was the hottest

Zef bru

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fok man ekse, we still on this kak are we?

Answered your own question. You're making yourself look a cunt m8...

Anyone got moar?

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Coalburner

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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She's hot af. Not conventionally pretty, but so hot

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heard they breaking up

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keek. shit I lost my folder of home made sex dosll.

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I know she probably tastes like bin juice but I wanna suck her pussy something fierce.

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at last. time for me to make my move

i'd drink her bin juice like a man dying of thirst in the desert

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Dis 'n mooi stukkie vis

>she exposes her pussy and ass live
>not a single good shot

Why?

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an excellent q!

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Is there any other famous chick that is sluttier than yolandi? (Other than pornstars of coarse

I love me some Shirley but, dude, the 90's are over.

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Yo-Landi is no slut sir!

fuk now look what youve done you are just encouraging him

how does she do that?

how does she only show half her ass?

does she glue her pants to one of her butt cheeks?

hmmmm.... that is a tough one.....

i'd say Miley Cyrus.

celebrity-slips,,,,,com/miley-cyrus-full-frontal-nude-nipples-and-strap-on-in-candy-magazine-18613.html

>how can a angel break my heart?
>a angel

Actual retardation.

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thanks for this facebook post

Tfw nu-Cred Forums would rather drool over traps than fuck a woman

>its a newfag declares that Cred Forums is dead episode

>how does she only show half her ass?
>does she glue her pants to one of her butt cheeks?
thank you!
>someone asking the important questions!

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do you actually not know that die antwoord is how s.africans say the phrase "the answer"?

the name of the band is the answer

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MOOOOAAAAARRRR or some links pls.

hahaha leuk plaatje. zo had ik nog nooit over voorvocht nagedacht.

I'd like to have sex with her.

Proof that Cred Forums loves a crack whore. If proof were needed...

Crack whore is better than the traps you faggots nut over

It's fake bruh

someone please kill this mutant already....

Sorry your butt is hurt.

looks legit

Double dubs, I speak the truth.

>do you actually not know

Ja boet, ek weet
>actually knows

Talentless and ugly, so she flashes the audience to gain approval.

You mean they weren't just doing an homage to the band?

no, they were doing homage to jayzus

Well at least shes rich.

No it doesn't look legit in the slightest. The skin colour literally changes

I like her, but I can't stand that fucking haircut. She would look hotter with normal hair.

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It's not easy, it is often just random. It's not necessarily skillful.

WHY??? She's a skank at best.

Confirmed sisterless virgin.

It's called lycra you inexperienced basement dweller. Super stretchy pants that cling to the ass and don't slide down that easy

you seem to know a lot about it.
you wearing lycra pants right now?

sure

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These fucking degenerates have a child together. And they named her Sixteen.

>you wearing lycra pants right now?

No, ur mum was wearing them before I fucked her.

I inquired and she told me all I know about lycra.

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hate them all you want, but they've accomplished far more than you will in your pathetic little life

Leave this thread at once you scoundrel. You're not welcome here.

>No, ur mum was wearing them before I fucked her
Don't you have homework to do young man?

I'd love to be in that.

Don't think you know what hot is scripfag.

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About as hot as Joe dirt's sister.

you mean this bitch?

I'd be afraid my dick would rot off afterward. What a fucking nasty skanky slut!

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*snowflake detected*

You're my sister, you're my sister!

I'm not so sure accomplishing a net loss to the world is really that praise worthy.

Aw fuck yea i didnt know she had done nudes. thank you black baby jesus

Lies. That picture is a fake. Everyone was a whippet thin cyber guerilla swigging jack and striking fear into all who crossed their path..

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what the fuck is wrong with people looking like they fell asleep on a party full of tattoo tools.

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Riiiiigghht, because die antwood totally gets you and shit, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=x4utH5uWK6c
dude thats why she was famous in the first place
how old are you?

Snacks :(

Once you go Snack, you never go back

Why lol
She's human trash

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Bruuuh what is she on. Give me some of that substance

I tought my name is earl was her only gig, never did the math

Gay.

how old are you?

Is this the girl from the movie chappie?

23

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yeah.
now fuck off

her accent is way hot

amsterdam is een kankerstad :)

yolandi :sound like a linux distro

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wtf i swear you are still in your teens

how do you not know jamie presley was a playboy model?

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This

You know what they say:

Once you go black...

...you get aids

>bait

nasty bowl haired skank with even shittier "music"

see

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kys? what then, yolo and lol?
fuck, my 10 years old son already been through this stage like 3 years ago.

Playboy was before my era, went straight to limewire porn

underrated post.

bro, do you even lift?

Poes

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dude im only 26 and i knew about this

and how do you not know she was in joe dirt??
how do you think she was just in my name is earl

its obvious you are 19

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