Has anyone gone to a sex party?

Wow... that is so inaccurate and reeks of someone who literally has no idea about the scene and how it works.

Refrain from commenting about something you don't know anything about.

Lol triggered

>Refrain from commenting about something you don't know anything about.
You're lost, aren't you? Did you wander in here off the street by accident, or did someone point you in this direction as a joke?

how's Jill doing, virgin?

Why don't you try the website swissfuckers dot info?

>Oppie answered his/her own question

I am an above average attractive male with an open minded girlfriend, so being who I am, how would I go too one of these in Australia.

Picking up girls at the club/pup with my girlfriend for threesomes is fun but a sexy party would be a great experience.

Lol this faggot assuming I'm the same as that other guy

Enjoy being triggered

Well isn't this ironic. Oh sorry wrong word, I meant, 'Pot'.

Did you not like my post?

Have fun getting sloppy seconds on some beat up, broken marriage, 45 year old, disease infested, slutty, landwhale gash.

Oh yeah I forgot, nice samefagging, samefag.

which state OzAnon?
There's bound to be a few swingers clubs that you're just not aware of

Queensland, not far from Brisbane.

I guess driving up too Brissy would be the best option.

I didn't assume you were anyone. Your comment, the one I quoted in greentext, stands alone to show you are lost. Your follow-up post confirms it.

I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.

But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?

In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.

Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.

Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again

Wrong again. I won't post a screencap as you'll only bawl "Paint" like a 3-yo in nursery school. I could post a photo of the screen, I suppose, but you're not worth it.

>My comment
>The one I quoted in greentext

Once again, this faggot.

faggot

Eh, its better than John copypasta.

Okay so you have the following:
Diversionz Swingers Club
Chateau Vino Swingers Club
SEQs Parties

What age group is you and gf in? Also is she bi?

Mike's Place.

Lol I didn't even ask but seeing as you brought it up, your refusal to do so only confirms it, faggot.

You really are making a right wanker of yourself, ya know?

get rekt

You spent way to much time bothering to write this.
Simmer down now.

it's a copypasta you utter fucking moron

The amount of idiots in this thread is just stupid, I'm only here waiting for my next (you) from mr. samefag

Alright, first off who even asked for your fucking reply? I didn't, so why the fuck would you even post that stupid shit, do you not think before you act like a complete fucking idiot on the internet? Are you actually this stupid? Pfft, if it weren't for my morals and humanity I would break you down like noone ever has you weak piece of garbage. Do NOT make me repeat this to you. I never want to see you reply with this shit ever again. Fuck you

Smelly

Ah...sorry. I didn't realise that you were both hard of comprehension and an irony bypass zone

The reason I quoted what you wrote and said you were lost was that you referred to an user posting about something about which they know nothing. 95% of all posts on Cred Forums are made by people who don't know what they are talking about, so if you didn't know that you must either be lost (i.e. not a regular here) or you must be stupid, and are putting yourself in the 95%. Clearer now?

I'm beginning to suspect the latter.

>TL;DR BAWWWWWW

Nice text wall faggot, way to assume I posted that shit. I don't even know how many people in this thread I've pissed off just by replying but this shit's hilarious.

Actually, this user
unwittingly did it for me

Baited fag

Ah nice, I am 24 she is 19 and yes she is Bi.

Evryone here has me mixed up with someone else that's posted in this thread already.

I'm literally only here to shitstir.

>I'm not OP
>I'm not the guy getting butthurt over copypasta
>I'm not you
>I'm not one of the guys talking about swingers
>I'm not the guy that you greentexted about

Clearer now?

Been to quite a few.

First was when I was around 19. Girlfriend threw a party and all her lesbian and bisexual friends showed up. Ended up having a three way in the shower and had public sex while the rest of the party watched. Cash.

Went to a swinger club in LA 3 times. First time just had sex in public and didn't meet anyone we wanted to fuck. Second time found two couples. Ate a lot of pussy, sucked a lot of titties. Ended up fucking a tiny philipino chick and a black escort some other guy brought while a few guys body worshipped my ex in the corner. Best part was fucking the black chick doggy style while the tiny asian chick went behind me, grabbed my buttcheeks, and rammed me into her, basically fucking her using my borrowed penis. Cash.

Third time found a tiny Ukrainian couple. She was about 5'1, naked, with a sign around her neck saying 'Full Swap'. Her name was Katya and my girl was named Katherine so I got a double handjob by 2 Kats at the same time.

Haven't been back in a while, and I'm kinda ok and done with it. Got away with it without any harm done and my girl and I were breaking up soon anyway and we figured to have some fun while we were still bound to our lease.

I actually just got STD tested today. No gonorrhea, cly, or syph, from the throat swab but it'll take a few days to find out about blood and penile swab.

Dude, that dick swab fucking sucks.

>mfw my comments cause autists to bicker

You can also just use Fetlife and find local events in your area. You'll find tons of tumblerina gender fluid otherkin diaper furry faggots, but if pussy is pussy to you its out there.

Your new is showing. Time to stop now.

It's mildly amusing that you think you're pissing anyone off

Maybe it's because it's 6AM and I can't sleep but this gif is freaking me out. Story?

My new is showing and yet you guys keep replying with all these clearly pissed off responses.

Don't try and deny it user, I've already clusterfucked the thread and you can't do shit about it.

please shut the fuck up and stop samefagging everything, faggot

In all honesty just create a profile on either RedHotPie or AdultMatchMaker. If you verify your account, chuck a few pics up and put effort into a profile you'll get messages galore. Plus there are groups on both sites regularly looking for hot young couples to join

Clearly you're good at this. Which comments are yours?

It can't be the last two in your post

There are either two or three people currently pissed off at me, so I'm happy. All it takes is a (you) here and a (you) there.

How can I be samefagging when I'm not trying to make it look like I'm more than one person?

This faggot here throwing around words he doesn't even know the meaning of.

True true, I will have a look for sure. Thanks for the info.

...

samefaggotry strikes again

well, if you're from the USA I think it's actually true. However from Sweden (masterrace duh) this is the biggest lie I've ever spotted.

Itt: fucking losers

Not me, that was my first post ITT. You just posted like you think you're some master trole, rather than a youngster disrupting his first thread and being overly proud about it. Personally, I'm not invested ITT and don't give a shit if it gets disrupted or not

Protip - trolls never admit that they are trolls. Your new is showing.

What's up

oh, my bad

Where did I use the word 'troll', user? I may have disrupted the thread but I can assure you, it's not been intentional. Once I realised what was happening, sure, I went along with it. I'm not bragging about it, I'm merely saying it was me.

Keep calling me new though, maybe if you say it enough times it'll come true.

I ve met a couple earlier this year who shoot porn, do swinging, orgies etc. I was invited to the girl's birthday party which included a striptease dance from her a one of her friends, leading to a 4some in the bedroom not 30 minutes later. I have also gone to several meet-up and bdsm events in clubs and bars though I ve never visited a swingers club, reason being that when I searched for reviews and info online most people were crying over how shitty these places are, with barely any women available but many middle-aged and old men instead.

Tell you what man. It's not all that great. The couple I mentioned is in an open relationship which, kudos to the dude cause he fucks like a madman, but is no way to live with a girl you are taking care of. He pretty much uses her as an opportunity to enjoy the fuckfests while she spends most of her time being an "anarchist", "idealist", "political activist" but most of all a "feminist" and a "free spirit". If you guessed she is an average piece of shit... you guessed right.

The rest of the group (their other friends) were not better either. Every girl I met (I like calling them girls but I m talking about women ranging from 19 to 46 with an average of 30+) either is or has been morbidly obese in the recent past and if she isn't/hasn't she is most likely obsessed with "relinquishing" her beauty so that people "will start noticing her for who she is on the inside". Oh and guess what. Sex parties are not necessarily how you watch them in porn. There are people of all kinds of kinks and shit in them. Dudes that want to feel dildos up their asses and women who are straight up messes and seeing them undressed would make you go "yeeesh. damn woman".

Maybe if you have the right connections, the right attitude and the right looks you can get lucky enough to enter a dream cum true, but most cases are like this^ unfortunately.

>Where did I use the word 'troll', user? I may have disrupted the thread but I can assure you, it's not been intentional. Once I realised what was happening, sure, I went along with it. I'm not bragging about it, I'm merely saying it was me.
>Keep calling me new though, maybe if you say it enough times it'll come true.

Those are the only two that are mine, don't make me screen cap pls

Actually I take it back I clicked on a wrong post and just noticed it now.

Shitty smile face and 45+ year old and 30+ bmi were my only posts

You have to put other text in to have a point user, you can't just greentext my post and assume everything will blow over.

>Lern2grntxt

>I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you

Has it all

>and more employable
Still counts success by the number of boss-cocks sucked.

Yeah how does it feel to being a successful slave?

How does it feel to be baited?

But how many kids do you have?

How many of those kids have kids?

That's all that maters in evolutionary terms.

Poor Africans are beating you in the only metric that matters.

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

>Stale Pasta

Yes I have a sex club place that happens 2 times a month 3 blocks away from my place,
I fucked my landlord there and a few other people I never thought where into that kinda stuff.
It is strictly don't kiss and tell. Masks are encouraged. If someone tells who and what shit hits the fan for them, plenty of people in the higher ups are in this club.
Also its $400 a month per person man or woman gay or strait or both.
alcohol and blow and weed are provided as long as its used in moderation. No harder drugs are there. (people take E and G before they go though).
Never a shortage of women as there are a few paid to be there hung up in swing thing and dancing and what not.

>You have to put other text in to have a point user, you can't just greentext my post and assume everything will blow over.

What the fuck is 'G'

gas

>You can't greentext what is already greentexted, double greentext is not a thing
>Checkmate

GHB

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma-Hydroxybutyric_acid

We get rave girls at the club lots

How does it feel to be cross-baited?

Every bait pasta has shared characteristics of exaggerations and shit that make them stand out. Only asshat faggots get baited by the responses though.

>muh greentext
Cancer

Try adult matchmaker.com.au
Several bonafide groups are in there

Geroin or gethamphetamine, called special G on the streets

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Ah never heard about it called g. Then again I've never heard anyone talk about it at all outside of contexts like this

So you drug rave girls and bring them to swinger parties and everyone is complicit?

How does it feel to know that both of you are shit? Or, if this is one huge samefag, that you are shit?

How old?
I'm in Brisbane and have been trying to convince my gf to swing for a while

I have a friend that's a part of the poly circles. I believe they have meetups in brisbane

what? They drug themselves
They want to get fucking high and fucked all night
Pic related

>You can't greentext what is already greentexted, double greentext is not a thing
>Checkmate

...

>Tries it out anyway, still only mere greentext
>Waiting for his next (you)

any bay area places or groups?

Assuming you mean the SF bay area, there's the power exchange in SF, that's about it, as far as dedicated establishments I know of.

Don't say bay area like it's the only fucking bay in the whole world you literal retard

Gonorrhea

there's a "bay" in the south also

I saw sausage party and it's honestly what my new fetish is

>Tries it out anyway, still only mere greentext
>Waiting for his next (you)
>You can't greentext what is already greentexted

>Still trying and failing to prove something
>Will still be rewarded with another (you)
>Will never double greentext

>Still trying and failing to prove something
>Will still be rewarded with another (you)
>Will never double greentext

Looks to me like hitler wanting a little girl to pose for the cameras but she doesn't want to.
Creepiness comes from the frame rate of playback. Old cameras, etc.

>Lost count of the (you)s
>And still he gets more

>Lost count of the (you)s
>And still he gets more

>Lost count of the (you)s
>And still he gets more

This thread turned into 2 or 3 15 year old autistic fucking clowns arguing. Jesus christ it gave me heartburn.

>>Lost count of the (you)s
>>And still he gets more

>Lost count of the (you)s
>And still he gets more

Old people do orgies. Young people run trains!

>Still can't double greentext
>Thinking an extra arrow is double greentext

>Lost count of the (you)s
>And still he gets more

This.

Let's get back to topic

The whickham

>>Still can't double greentext
>>>Thinking an extra arrow is double greentext
>>>Lost count of the (you)s
>>>And still he gets more

Taking from first hand experience there?

>>>>Still can't double greentext
>>>>Thinking an extra arrow is double greentext
>>>>Lost count of the (you)s
>>>>And still he gets more
>>>>More arrows amount to nothing more than a greentext

>>>>>>>>Still can't double greentext
>>>>>>>>Thinking an extra arrow is double greentext
>>>>>>>>Lost count of the (you)s
>>>>>>>>And still he gets more
>>>>>>>>More arrows amount to nothing more than a greentext

>>>>>>>>>Still can't double greentext
>>>>>>>>>Thinking an extra arrow is double greentext
>>>>>>>>>Lost count of the (you)s
>>>>>>>>>And still he gets more
>>>>>>>>>More arrows amount to nothing more than a greentext

for guys, theres only two ways to get into the swing scene:
>being in a relationship/marriage
>be attractive and not a fat sack of shit
so. you're out of luck...

Thanks. I made a bet I could get you to reply 10 times just by greentexting your replies, but I was told nobody, even on Cred Forums, would be that retarded. You proved me right.

We had one when I was in the 8th grade. Worst idea ever. Imagine being in a naked pile with 6 girls and 5 other guys that are in your class. Imagine class Monday morning after that. It took about 6 months for us to get over it. Then every once in a while you make eye contact with one of the others and both of you immediately remember and know the other remembers too. Then there was the HPV scare when one of the girls had cervical cancer to deal with the next year. As the story goes, that was supposedly the only sexual experience she had ever had.

TLDR: do it only with strangers.

Sweden, more like Allahland

>Heil hitler

now thats what i call degenerate

Congratulations. Because replying to a guy who replies to you is called 'retardation' nowadays.
Also calling bullshit, you've just lost your nerve.

>Newfags

pls elaborate if you can, seems super interesting. any good stories without too much revealing detail? or a link to the website or something

fucking assblasted

Not the guy you replied to, but I live in Brisbane. I'm a 19 year old healthy attractive 2nd year university student. If you're looking for a nice introduction for your gf, I would be happy to have a threesome with your girl, user.

nice dubs faggot