Why don't you have a girlfriend again /b?

Kinda still in a pit of alcohol abuse and self loathing after the last one.
>inb4 beta faggot

Isn't it obvious? I'm browsing Cred Forums for heavens sake.

Fuck relationships

Obvious troll is obvious

I do she's 21 and freaky as fuck

Probz something to do with my far right wing ideology in a mostly libertarian society.

I'm ugly as fuck. Some girls literally said it in earshot of me in high school

pic related, its me
feels bad

Not that bad bud.

I have a boring personality and I don't approach women intimately even though I get attention and warm smiles from them all the time. I am a larger guy so I've heard from friend's girlfriends that I look too intimidating to approach even though some of their friends have been wondering "who is that handsome guy" etc when they've seen me briefly while out.

You're only as ugly as your personality. Cut your hair shorter and spike it up

Actively trying to avoid it.

>muh tfwnogf thread
Cancer

My ex waited until I came out of a coma and the day I got home told me she wanted a partner not another dependent

thanks but I've long lost my confidence

Meh it's nice but I've seen better but good on ya. Ever eat that ass out

i smoke way too much weed and it makes me anti social. sex is nice but i don't care about other people's lives!!!

Did she think you were still in the coma when you walked in the door?

Gave up on having one...3 or 4 years ago, never felt like it was for me, that and after some...incidents I'm not a viable choice for girl to choose as a bf

because i enjoy sex with different women,fck relationships,im so over it right now

Stop giving a fuck, and be a dick. Bitches love that shit, they don't even know why they just do.

No I was in the coma so long my muscles atrophied and I basically hadn't to relearn how to walk and lift my arms and what not

>spiking up your hair in 2016

im ugly and poor.

Had to

So she was waiting around for you to die in your coma, then. Sounds like a real piece of shit. Sorry, man.

Well you must have been a fatty pizza face then or she had some other problem with you. Nothing wrong with your face in that pic and you shouldn't dwell in the past. Teen girls are sociopathic retards that project their own insecurities by dissing others on trivial things.

Also if that is your neutral face you should learn to sport a less apathetic expression and look more up beat.

>Commenting on how someone wants to look in 2016

>short
>ugly
>brown
>no social skills
>premature balding

You probably aren't any more ugly and poor than the guy in the OP.

Still putting myself back together from the relationship i was in 6 months ago..

>Last GF was a cunt
>friends as miserable as me will fuck me, both female and male

Honestly, less stressful

I'm better for it after I left her I lost the 100 lbs I gained from being with her they bumped up my pay by like 300 bucks a month I'm back in school and her she tells me she's super salty at how well I'm doing lol I won that shit

They are lying to you, you are lying to yourself.

I like this outcome.

Me: 33, newly separated from my soon to be ex wife, I have full custody of our 6 year old son. Chronic health issues that make me disabled. Living with my mom because I had nowhere else to go. Any time a woman finds that out, it immediately crashes and burns. Had two very unsuccessful dates, and met a couple of really overweight, unattractive women and they only want me for my cock, and I don't feel ready to do that with a random person. I am also poor as shit, overweight, short, and have health problems. Then you look at the ethnic makeup of this area....98% Hispanic. Many of them won't date white guys. I don't drink or smoke or go to clubs. Thanks

Raise your eyebrows a little when you smile and emote more with your whole face.

Cuz I'm after these

Broke up with her because she was a ball of negative energy and complacency.

I did it beautifully too. I set it up so that she would end up with my buddy because he wanted her but they think its all them so once hes done with her ass she'll get passed off then rejected by the group

Some of us have higher expectations for our cum dumps

shave that fucking fuzz m8

traps?

Served my time - been in several long term relationships. Most ended amicably, some ended badly, I still fuck 3 of my exes on the casual. I have a kid now, and honestly dealing with one socially, mentally and physically inferior human at a time is enough for me - at least he'll grow out of it...

I'm always reminded of the saying "Doesn't matter how hot, filthy or promiscuous she is - some guy, somewhere, is sick of putting up with her bullshit."

men?

Will do. I usually do.

is it a trap
is it a MPDG
The world may never know

Bad haircuts?

simple answer. im a fat lethargic piece of shit that doesnt give a single fuck about being in a hallmark relationship. i would rather pay whores to fuck me than invest time and effort in a failing relationship that pulls me away from pizza, porn, and video games. fuck that.

You need to lift, kid.

Can you actually afford quality whores?

I kinda have one.. we've been talking for ages and i finally opened up about how i feel. at first she was shocked and turned me down because she wasn't ready.. for the last 2 weeks we have been chilling and the other night we sat on a hill and watched the city lights at 1 am.. She's told me that she doesnt understand if its a direct feeling for me but i think it is... this girl drives me crazy Cred Forums. She is slow to type so every now and then i wait for her to start the conversation, it always takes awhile but she eventually does.. The time between her not starting the conversation and our last one drives me crazy, 1 minute is a million years.. But she is amazing, shes fucking stellar..

Cred Forums if your not a fat faggot that watches any form of cartoon and is reasonable.. tell her how you feel. I was so scared to tell her how i felt. i spent 4 restless nights thinking on how i would do it. But i did, you just need to jump into the fog

used to. used to weigh 180lbs. now im over 300lbs. just stopped caring.

I don't have the social skills to talk to or hold conversations with girls

in this area....easily. but i dont cause my money goes towards steam and pizza.

Talking shit about cartoons?

Too scared to try since I watched my last gf die.

Obesity affects your sex drive greatly. Instead of pizza and games, how about a gym membership, fatty?

Trap

>muh gay rocks
Cancer

Better dont talk shit about my lgbt friendly cartoons!

I appreciate that but that moment sort of fucked me up with talking to girls
I think he was referring to me

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no joke, i have 2 separate gym passes. dont use either.

The warm smiles are out of pity. Stop being so euphoric and figure out how to approach and talk to women.

He ain't slim
He never goes to the gym
Not one pass but two
Electric boogaloo

Because I'm already her companion.
I'm with her for life even if I find another woman.
As I post this I'm by her side explaining how cleric spells work in Pathfinder.

Shits cash man gf's are overrated.

They said it so you could hear them. They liked you, bro, they just wanted you to react and get in their face, all for your attention.

Bitches say the opposite bullshit all the time. They have warped logic. Remember how little girls used to hit boys in elementary? They acted like they hated them, but were actually making physical contact and giving them attention because they liked them.

You are young and attractive. Unfuck your mind, you have the world by the tits, just give 'em a squeeze. I am 38 yo dad and know what the fuck Im talking about.

You realize that the SU ''fanbase'' on Cred Forums is completely polar to Tumblr, right? We actually completely devastated all of the tumblr tags two summers ago by doing Pic related to all the characters.

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All that fixable shit that you just listed out needs to be changed before you try to find a girlfriend, especially coming out of a relationship. Work on yourself, obviously, and the women will come.

kek

I'm depressed and an alcoholic.

my two memberships

and my poor obese body

all three neglected

After years of being a fat shit, I got semi /fit/ (lost a lot of weight, but not much muscle as such) and got a girl.

She turned out to be a fucking psycho. Got a second. Psycho. Just got done with the third, not a psycho this time, just really fucking boring as it turned out.

All I've really gained is not hating myself for being fat, which is great; the gf game kinda shit tho.

Barsluts m8

>muh raids
We arent your personal army

Great fucking post, Brother.

Oh fuck, Stan?

I am ripped, a black belt in jiujitsu, have a gf that is almost religiously devoted to me, and still fuck prostitutes.

Whats wrong with me?

Fml

Top kek

>supports lgbt cartoons directed at children

Fuck you.

Because we broke up yesterday

you illiterate retard, The raids already happened.

Google 'Operation Gem Polish.'

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>almost religiously devoted to me

Explain?

20 lbs eh?

Nah, I think I'd rather keep trying.

I simply don't want a relationship. I don't want to buy some bitch stuff, I don't want to be bitched at and I don't want the drama and the bullshit. Women are nothing but a fucking headache 99% of the time. The other 1% she's blowing you, getting fucked or sleeping.

Why was money and time on a bitch when you can just get the pussy and leave?

You're clearly just parroting bullshit. What, specifically about the show do you know is LGBTAARPBBQ+?

would rather bang random sluts

WOW that dude just looks like a twin to this dude I know... Max, is that you?

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the bitch who created it to start....

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This you?

you mean the bitch that's fucking THIS guy every night?

ibtimes.co.uk/steven-universe-lesbian-romance-rebecca-sugar-addresses-ruby-sapphires-relationship-1564487

kys

"she wants to highlight the psychological pressure among LGBT children"

Holy shit

Anything else you want to badger on about with out and fucking decent evidence.. shes a basic tumblr bitch

My gf is fit and attractive, blonde blue eyes, cleans my apt, walks my dog, cleans dog shit and piss bc i didnt bother training the mutt, cooks for me, balances my books, pays my bills, and does random chores for me.

Doesnt live with me, has her own job.

Only downside is that she wants to fuck me 24/7.

Im sick of her.

Please ive got more evidence faggot..

dorks

dorks everywhere

i wonder if she fapped to fat albert when she was a small child

We need a cartoon based on bug chasing community, felching community, and anal/vaginal prolapse community, all directed at kids. Think of the children growing in a world in which they are ignorant to the plight of kids belonging to these repressed groups.

Dis nigga just got rekt to the next galaxy... the head bitch of your shitty cartoon that is aimed at kids IS a fucking LGBT activist.. the show is a shitty LGBT pile of shit

3 year relationship ended up getting cucked out and cheated on dumped that whore on spot

Fucking disgusting.

YES. this isnt right we must stop opressing these kids and focus their influential minds on prolapses because i feel they are opressed

the last girl gave me hpv and the girl before worked hard for several years to destroy my life, im done with dating, hooray for hookers

What are you going to do about it, asshole? Lmao at your life!

You dont pay hookers, you lazy loser fuck, you just fap a lot. Admit it.

Congratulations. you just summoned the epic trollerz card... this card is used when a person gets fucking destroyed in an argument and so resorts to acting like the user did not care about said argument to prevent looking like the the fuckwit he already is online..

Too busy posting on /b.

Because im not gay user

Why so angry, user? You can tell us.

>met a couple of really overweight, unattractive women and they only want me for my cock

You're full of shit, faggot. I'm a year older than you and it's shocking we're even remotely similar in age.

Truly inspiring, thank you

Is that one of the fat women that want your hairy shaft, user?

Your not ugly, bro. Those girls were taunting you, because you probably Didn't Give them any attention. those are highschool sluts, for ya.

Actual Steven Universe defender guy here,

I'm not a fan of SJW rhetoric any more than y'all. Thing is, the supposed LGBT content in SU isn't SJW rhetoric. And I know you fucking faggots wont admit it, but there is a difference between acceptable representation with characters that aren't built around their sexuality, and spouting off BLM Refugee hurkadurka muhammedjihad nonsense

>Steven Universe defender gay here
Fixed.

and that's leaving the fact that the characters are completely sexless beings with no concept of arousal or the end goal of an orgasm.

Dude you're seriously not bad looking and with age you'll grow into your looks.

High school batches are dumb cuts to begin with and only care about status, some never grow out of it.

Was told something similar and after working on myself and what complimented my appearance I'm pulling in batches sveral years younger than me.

Top kek a roo

Pussy

Yeah... he should kill his son... changeable...

translation: i've never had a gf

Idk

Because I don't try that hard.
Every time I get into great shape, mediocre self confidence, and a willingness to court a girl, I end up getting turned down or they ghost. Mind you I try about once a year to two years. I have always girls and guys ask me "y no gf user?" and I just have to throw my hands up and say idk. I just don't play the numbers game, I wait for a sign from them that they are interested, and if I go after them, I break down every little thing she and I said. I think way too much about not being able to perform sexually because of being a virgin and never been kissed or had my hand held. 21 M recovering alcoholic borderline

I have many girlfrand and I can sex all the time. Just cuz I have the surfing Cred Forums dont meen I dont have a girlfrand

>The warm smiles are out of pity
Nah. Must be mistaken. These entities are utterly pitiless.

I like money cars and drugs more

Because I assume that no sane girl would want to be with me, and if she does, there's something wrong with her

>neckbeard made of dank weed

you are the fucking man, my man

Because the last one was a keeper and I fucked it up and felt ashamed ever since.

I want to tell her sorry without it being weird or awkward but it's been like 2 years.

Because im too afraid to tell her how i feel so i crawl into a dark depression

Youre ok buddy, im surely more ugly