From Russia with love, blyat!

да, это так!

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Аллаху Акбар брать жиесть!

найс трипл, да похуй где капчевать если чесна, вот реально, ничо, этот бомж АДумается полюбому, а если нет, то 29 зелёных и будет тут своё гнёздышко
пикрандом

I can't wait for Crimean war 2.

I MUST BREAK YOU

Can you answer me a serious question comrade fag? Why are your people so genetically skinny when you live in such a cold and barren place?

Я вот сделал доску для сосачеров. Приходите
(восемь)ч.пл/2чб

Stop shitposting here. Go home to feed your hand bear, drink vodka, play balalayka and listen to stories from your babushka.

fuckin classic blyin

Probably the poverty and drug use.

Нахуя? Сосач-то уже воскрес.

vodka

What about NIET.

See, we have fat people too. But what amazes are are not the fat people in America, but the people who turn into a literal ball of fat. A fat person in Russia just has a big stomach, a fat American looks like pic related.

В анальный пасскодоцирк.

Ты походу не в курсе о зеркалах. Пасскоды уже нинужны. То Макака вчера на новый айфон собирал.

>implying your countrty isnt literally dying of alcohol

Lets post vodka!

I saw some people just you said in Chelyabinsk.

А где вообще все? В день же заходило вроде как 100к человек. Всем просто похуй и они ушли в контакт?

As an American I can confirm this.
I recently had some friends who were here from Bulgaria and one of them said they'd never seen a morbidly obese person until they came to America. She was completely disgusted at the idea of a FUPA.

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Просто заебал этот цирк.

Just like

let me get some of that deeee-licious Sochi water!!!

What is FUPA, filthy imperialist?

whats happening at russkie chan today?

i see a lot of refugees

Try harder, Russkie.

We already have our own citizens burning up Old Glory.

lost

Return to 2ch.pm/b, faggots.

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FAT
UPPER
PUSSY
AREA

Better than a BOFA though.

Когда уже встанет хк?

Are you kiddin' me? What the fuck is BOFA?

Пацаны, чё за хуйня с webm?
Эта параша отказывается наши православные вебмы жрать, говорит аудиопоток недопустим. Ебанутые пиндосы блядь.

Nahuy tebe?

Stop tryna pretend to be alpha as fuck by posting an image of a random soldier, you fat fuck/skeleton bedroom dweller. It's fucking cringeworthy and needless to say pathetic.

no.

lol is this coming from an American that started a war in Vietnam and ended up losing to a bunch of fucking uneducated jungle people and came home with their tails between their legs?

at least us Canadians never lost a war

Да ты заебал сука, по русски пиши блядина ты тупорылая

I could have lived without seeing or reading that thanks.

BOFA DEEZ NUTZ!!!!!
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD

SOURCE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

But i'm alpha irl, lol.
Like most of Russians.

>Are you retarded?
he is. Putin pomps now militarictic propahanda getting ready to restyle soviets. This dickheads like that. They feels theirselves some better in their shit when someone told them the country is great because can fire up mutual destroyng firework. fucking pusbrains

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Lol, so fat.
Everybody knows, that Obama rly pussy. (like a usual guy from USA).

Do you have porn about this?!

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But he started more wars then Putin.

Скажи это хачам, пиздобол, лайк мост оф русианс

Obama is gay. As we like to say in Russia, we will дадим пососать to you. Meaning we will let you suck our dick.

Омеган харкачер.jpg

Нахуй иди, какел.

Aww shit. Is this a standart level of American humour?

komitet grubikh banditov

roosky fack chickencc

Нахуя терпеть, когда можно страдать?

Not exactly. We will make them to suck our dicks, bro.

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Hey, americans. Answer a question, why are you so like fat ass?
It's new mainstream in USA or what?
All your Cred Forums teems with photos like this.

Is it true that child prostitutes are cheap and easy to find in Russkiland?

They are primitive and are drived by primal impulses of reproduction. They are also stupid and have no feeling of moderation or common sense. This is seen in many things. If on Russian imageboards the definition of loli is a girl around 12-13 years old, Amerifags get terribly butthurt when you post 12 and 13 year olds in loli threads because for them lolis are 7 year olds. America is truly a nation of apes and sexual deviants.

Just like everywhere

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Jokes aside, from a technical point of view 2ch has the most advanced imageboard software in the world probably. Media opens up in a floating window, replies are easily tracked, you have a menu tracking all your posts and replies to them and the colors are very neutral and pleasing to the eye.

Russia also has great animation. Smeshariki is the coolest show made for both adults and children. They cover some themes that American children would plainly not understand. All your cartoons are very linear, the hero is always doing a certain task and everything is happening purposefully. Smeshariki is completely abstract and has no set moral lessons to learn or battles to see. You burgers are not capable of abstract reasoning.

форчую тебя 367

Internal finn detected.

xaxaxaxa

Ej cyka, why did they shut down 2ch.hk? Also, how is life in Russia?

Shouldn't you be in a bread line or something?

Hows it goin russia ya cunts-deepest regards australia

туох тынгее эээ

Good, our board is coming back up.

Это кот. Он милый.

post pancake kot fgt

Nice job on that Nemstov character.
Can't stand dissenters myself.

youtube.com/watch?v=IqzoNhWvwqo

>finger on the trigger

He is risen.

>blyat!
я тебя уже начинаю узнавать, бро

Бампец.

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Продолжаем вести прямой репортаж

SACK RUSSIAN DIK FAKING PENDOSY!!!

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а чо в каких тредах на форче у нас русня сидит?

Давайте пилить треды в нашем б, чтобы было больше сосницких.

RUSSIA - SILA, USA-MAGILA!!!

who's this guy again? Isn't he a famous russian exotic dancer?

АУЕ братан

He is PARTYMAKER

blini cat

GIVE ALL A SUCK

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How could anyone possibly care enough about another country to burn their flag? He had to go out and buy a little flag to take this picture. Stop thinking about us and live your life.

KAVKAZ - STRONG

Yep, but it's only for desktop. What comes to mobile version, sosach sucks.

Comrades so I must ask why Cred Forums pick for this Russian thead? It not make sense to me.

>boards
>mobile version

BE AFRAID, YANKEES

Ананасы, сосач так и не пашет? макака совсем обезумела, жадная тварь?

фу бля

>trigger discipline

Пашет, со вчерашнего дня уже. Иди на зеркало.

>охраняется братвой
это чтобы ее в биореактор не увезли?

>alpha
>Like most of Russians.
>alpha
>most of Russians
Ай луз

Двач закрыли наконец то?

RUSSIA-POWER USA - GRAVE

Please, bomb us, Russia.

I'm disappointed in what America has turned into.

Please, show America how weak it has become.

and your STILL getting your shit kicked in

Gotta start a war to win a war. Leafs just like to piggyback off our shit

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RUSSIAN SPIRITUALITY

I think Russians are slowly becoming the most hated people on earth, they have definitely overtaken the arabs

абизяна сделла пасскоды обязательными. пиздит, что из-за дудоса. за один день набралось даунов на покупку пассов больше, чем за месяц. сосач уже не спасти. слишком много рака

какой у зеркала адрес? Я не ддос атакер , который бомбит двач

Hello pindosi! user from Russia wanna represent you some of our memes. Please rate it.

The first meme I want to represent is VJLink
youtube.com/watch?v=mjuS_vZ2Gp4
youtube.com/watch?v=K8hFMZ0Yens

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RUSSIANS ARE COMING

USA - pidorasi, Russia roolit.

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No, as long as you do not fall apart on the states of the civil war, we have to you do not want to climb.

ALL Bend

рак поразил двач еще в 2008, нет? если что, - я не робот

Russians eh, mother fucking Ukranians are scary

>winter
>t+5%
>cold

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поразит и сожрать - разные вещи. сейчас уже четвертая стадия и прогрессирует. макака соберет бабла с долбоебов и съебет в закат. я бы так зделол
я тоже не робот

Russians are the black people of white people. So fuck you Sergei. Track suit wearing nig.

>australia
>manly
Motherfuckers New Zealand is like everything Australia wants to be. No goon bags, no hideous inbred women, no shitty tracts of thousands of miles of non-farmable land, NZ abos don't huff petrol and NZ wasn't founded as a goddamn prison colony.

Roll

Reroll

Reroll

>Sergei
славшит не палится. только русня знает, что одно из самых распространенных имен в рашке - сирожа. для всех остальных мы иваны

The second is PACANDOBL (pacan (russian word пацан) + pasadoble). The russian dancing gopnik.
youtube.com/watch?v=aHA_LDQJEkw

RUSSIA ALL fuck

как ты это сдела, демон?

Trump make 2ch great again!

На каких досках больше всего наших?
Сам видел только в /b и /int

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Здарова, псы.

USA IS GAY

Антоша общался с антошей на ломаном английском, форчонг ловит лулзы. Топкек.

Ролл

russians invade, get ready to suka blyad

Spiritless WEST falls

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When are you fucking ruskies invading finland?

NATION real man

I am Russian and my annual income is $3k. Annual!!! And I still alive. Miracle.

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There's a paywall. It's like they all have to buy a Cred Forums pass to use the site

priviet bratan

Outdated since 2010.
/orthodox constitutional anarchofeminist/

Is that the Disney Castle?

My apologies, Ivan. Can we spit shake on it?

Are you retarded?

VODKA CRANBERRY PUTIN

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Jews and niggers
Черный жопи

>suka blyad
хуй знает, но я, почему-то, проигрываю с этого, как ненормальный

Why are Russians so small and short and weak looking?

damn dude! that is rough

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RUSSIAN ROCKET BEST

is the Putin Second Residenсe

go fuck ur self, focking rus scum

Why does everyone in Russia look like they had to shave their heads to get rid of lice? Look at this pic. Bead bugs, lice, and VD. If you shave your unibrows the lice can only spread on one eyebrow. Also why do Russians hang ugly carpets on their walls?

The radiation from Chernobyl.

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Лол

Traditions.

No, that's where Stalin lives.

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Privet moy drug

Wait now I'm Russian? WTF

So they can wear the gas masks to go to Chernobyl

USSR and return kicks your ass

Нет.

kakto tut ne atmosferno

Who the fuck are you?? Keep our name outta your faggot cuck mouth you retarded canadian piece of shit
B b but we never lost a war!! You and your country arent shit. Go kill yourself.

Is that what you do all day? Ser sometjing about the states then try to claim any relevancy with that worthless faggot hole we know as canada??

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WuGtYNnlYS8

Russians couldn't even beat mujahideen

It's DED's tradition. We just respect them.

This is Russian rednecks (быдло [bi:dlow]), it's not a regular Russians.

I thought that was the reason all the ruskies were here, no? You have to login and pay for 2ch.

Homosexual orgy in progress

Shit, good luck bro.

i obosralsya itt

2ch.pm/
Все работает, же. Но на другом зеркале. Это не дудос, это макака пытается заработать денег.

Dvachuyu. The DEDs voevali, so we respect them.

Why we should beat our ally?

мля, пидорахи понабежали

Хаха, нет

fb.com/profile.php?id=100013356392210
denounce this profile is a scammer
thx

OK. Makes since. It's just that when I'm watching Russian porn it's super distracting. Maybe it's the contrast of the pale skin. Thanks for clarifying.

ЯUSSIAИS AЯЭ COMIИG!

sense*

They were not your ally when you were at war with them throughout the 80s you uneducated drunk faggot fuck

Жиесть брат!

Yeah good luck with that

Oh shit. My face when i'm trying to learn some English on Cred Forums and see my native Russian again.

здарова ебать бляяя

lmao this is best YLYL thread

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А как работают зеркала? Типа rsync?

MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE THEN,
WHEN A SPLIT HAS PENETRATED INTO THE UNION
WITH THE RESTRUCTURING MEANLY JOINED
WHEN THE CURTAIN OPENS
WEST BIRD HAS FLOWN
BLOODTHIRSTY EAGLE
BUT VLADIMIR PUTIN CAME
AND HE SAID - WILL LIVE BETTER!
VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS DONE,
THE POLITICIAN AND THE LEADER OF A FIGHTER,
OUR PRESIDENT HAS RAISED THE COUNTRY,
PUTIN DID NOT BETRAY RUSSIA.
IN THE NEW CENTURY ENTERED RUSSIA
AND HE SIGHED WITH A BANG
THE COURSE TOOK THE RENAISSANCE
AFTER GOD'S FORGETFULNESS
EVROZAPAD ENRAGED,
DIRTY LIE IN BULK,
POLITELY SAID PUTIN -
WE DO NOT TOUCH IT, WE'RE NOT KIDDING!
VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS DONE,
THE POLITICIAN AND THE LEADER OF A FIGHTER,
OUR PRESIDENT HAS RAISED THE COUNTRY,
PUTIN DID NOT BETRAY RUSSIA.
VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS DONE,
THE POLITICIAN AND THE LEADER OF A FIGHTER,
OUR PRESIDENT HAS RAISED THE COUNTRY,
PUTIN DID NOT BETRAY RUSSIA.
VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS DONE,
THE POLITICIAN AND THE LEADER OF A FIGHTER,
OUR PRESIDENT HAS RAISED THE COUNTRY,
PUTIN DID NOT BETRAY RUSSIA.
PUTIN DID NOT BETRAY RUSSIA.
GLORY TO RUSSIA.

ЕБАТЬ, АБУ, РУСНЯ ХУЕЕТ, ВЕРНИ ДВАЩ

уже 2ch.pm/

He-he-he. Silly goy.

BE AFRAID, MURRICANS

РУШИМ ВАШ ЛАМПОВЫЙ ФОРЧАН

Hey there big brother bear!

Norwayfag here, from the north, just a day or two with tanks from the border.... What are ur plans for my country now that The Donald will give u free reins in Europe?

gavno postish

Ey petux eto azerskaya borda

OP Question here. Do straight russian men beat up homosexual russian men because they like an easy target? "or like we all know, all russian men r one part retard 3 parts rapist" If so then you better not start ww3 with the usa because they will rape you hard.

>ЛАМПОВЫЙ
>ФОРЧАН
Choose only one

NZ even had a treaty with the maoris wich are pretty cool for being niggerz, undefeated and shit!

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rolllll

вы же в курсе, что РФ православная? Сраные манджахэды, покончим вас все.

Take a good look at the man in the picture attached. Can you imagine how that man cries and dials the phone number of some whore with numbing fingers to tell her about his feelings for her? Can you imagine that he lets a fat mother go in front of him in a line with her bastard child in her arms? And how about him working in McDonalds for half a year to buy a new iPhone? Do you see in him a man that is afraid to tell his parents that for his 24th birthday he wants to drink with his friends?
Now take a look at him again. Do you see on him stylish, branded clothes? Maybe he is covered in blown up muscles and fat veins? Does he have the looks of a movie actor or male-model?
Does he have an expensive car behind him?
Look at this man again and ask yourself, what is the matter with him?
Why is in his look iron, in his posture steel, and lead instead of his skin?

I'm now learning Russian on Cred Forums

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>Got your shit kicked in the cold war
>Virtnam
>Russia dosnt give a fuck about anything
>Murica lost to dirty pesants
>Got faggot Hippys
>Is now in shambels with faggots,SWJ and Retards
>Russia is okay and bad ass

она православна ровно до того момента, пока не появляются кавказские братушки

Nigger

Я свалю из рахии в ближайшие пять лет?

In Russia people beat each other only to show their true love. Because of it homophobia in our country is a sign of latent homosexuality.

мы помиримся с ней

reroll

how did that invasion in Afghanistan turn out for the Soviets again?

ты говоришь правду

Я свалю?

he is right. we lost it big time.
The whole socialist project crumble to pieces with lives of millions who lived in the fromer socialist republics. I think we will never recover.

There is no mre industrial production, now everything is imported from other countries, Agriculture is pathetic, we don't even manage to feed 50% of people on our own. Huge part of extractive industry is now owned by western bourgeois. Military bases were sold for ridiculous prices. Scientific and military progress is stalled. Basically everything is lost.

руролл

roll

youtube.com/watch?v=YHGRcj2H4TE&oref=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHGRcj2H4TE&has_verified=1

Russian prison riot suppression.

youtube.com/watch?v=P6wK9nrHjBI

В гостях хорошо, а дома лучше

вот только передумал заводить трактор и ебаный олень начал выкидывать 100% SUKA BLYAT

So you beat them because you love them? I don't get it. Ah ha! Actually i do get it, you beat them because you hate yourselves for being gay too.

че, вышел с работы покурить?

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Roll!
I'll do it anyway.

>you beat them because you hate yourselves for being gay too
Yeah that's a way. Beating gays is just a symbolic act

Is he burning my patch????

>symbolic act
Of art?

пoсoны чтo пиндoсы думают o 9/11?

We can't bro because our imageboard is down now. You have to endure

RUSSIAN MUSIK BEST
youtube.com/watch?v=8rOMX-2wDEc
youtube.com/watch?v=ZOVwOpUOm7w
youtube.com/watch?v=v6CelfsLLpE
youtube.com/watch?v=xZGFgOPucFY

Празднуют.

а) что это трагедия и вызов брошенный демократии и американскому народу радикальными муслимами
б)проект по отъему личных свобод и развязыванию войны, устроенный администрацией буша

>no abstraction in american animations

What are

>The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
>Courage the Cowardly Dog
>The Fairly Odd Parents
>Johnny Test
>Uncle Grandpa

Cartoons that get REALLY popular here are the ones with even a tiny, tiny sense of continuity though, it's why shows like Steven Universe and Adventure Time have taken off, since abstract shows with no coherence like Looney Toons are yeeaarrrs old and arent very fresh or exciting anymore

благoдарю

Ого какой здоровый русский тред.

You know soldiers / cops etc are merely tools for a government to do its dirty work right? nothing honorable in that. slave for the rich.

Я КОНСТАНТИН АРБУЗОВ)))

Ольки без нас не могут.
Их так и тянет к нам, как мух на говно

лет'с сее хоу мани Америтардс кан реплй

of struggling against own complexes

youtube.com/watch?v=rnsimQHGWYg
youtube.com/watch?v=OJ5BzFXr434
VLADIMIR PUTIN - OUR NATIONAL LEADER

checked also im not ameritard...kek

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Get out of Georgia
Get out of Syria
Get out of Ukraine
Give back stolen Crimea
Fuck you GENOCIDE CUNT

Knew it.

Hello

нот амрикан

Свеженькое с двача

кек

Only americans can consistently fire the most powerful elephant rifle in the world without falling on their asses, you pussies have stricter gun laws and honestly thats a good thing but as a byproduct of our occasional poor decisionmaking, the average citizens firearms proficiency is much, much higher than in any other country

Plus SEALs are literally the best soldiers in the world (tying only with Israeli Special Ops/Commandos)

Git fucked

Get out of Serbia
Get out of Iraq
Get out of Afganistan
Give back stolen Kosovo
Fuck you GENOCIDE CUNT

Taras, zaloginsya

Privet niggas

Насколько же блять этот форчан убог. Всё же стоит отдать должное черножопой макаке.

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Proxyukrainian.

Двачую.

Пидорашка порвался.

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Что тут происходит?

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Хуле у вас вся нулевая в фап тредах, вы совсем ебанутые тупые америкашки

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кавказ вс. сибирь, урал и центральная Россия.

гг но ре

Не то что у нас

@ЗАКРЫЛИ ДВАЧ
@SLAV ЕРОХИ ОТ СКУКИ ПОШЛИ НА 4ЧАН ПУГАТЬ ОМЕРИКОСОВ ИГРАЯ МЫШЦАМИ

Чечня - круто!

Joakim?

@КАК БУДТО ЧТО-ТО ПЛОХОЕ

Дали пососать пиндосам

Everyone relax. If the US gets fucked with, they'll destroy the ionosphere. It's been like that for years. Bye bye earth.

Fidna blow someone's foot off mate

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Seals are not the best. Maybe allround, but I know for a fact we beat the shit out of them whenever they come by artic Norway to train winter warfare. And while sealtimm sexx might be the shit do not under any circumstanse underestimate the power of the spetnaz combined with russian disregard for lives and conventions.

I REPEAT MY QUESTION RUSKIES: What will u do with Norway when The Donald wins and you have free reins in Europe?

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Don't you just love those threads?

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after a moment

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Хохол плиз

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Чо ты сука пиздешь на своем американском ты пиши по русски петух бля жи есть

All look like fucking inbred retards..

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This

You Norges have a show 'bout this.

lyuto besheno chetverchuyu

Trips confirmed; but as im on a pad I cant even paste this into .translate.

Kan vi ikke alle bare være venner?

такие все худые лол