Racist jokes thread

Racist jokes thread.

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I saw a black man walking down the street carrying a tv. I was worried because I thought 'that looks like mine' but then I remembered mines is at home shining my shoes.

What's the difference between a Jew and Santa?

Santa goes down the chimney

Checked n kekkd niggaaa.

niggaaa kekkd n checked

Moar

Why do niggers cry after sex?
Pepper spray.

niggers.

Witnessed

Sweet sweet quads

Nice

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and the jew?

What do you call a nigger bitch on birth control?

Crime prevention.

does the harlem shake
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I witnessed

I got you Cred Forumsro

How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why do niggers only have nightmares?

Last nigger to have a dream got shot.

What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew?

The black Jew has to stand at the back of the gas chamber.

How many jewish people can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ash tray

What do a Halloween display and a lynching have in common?

>There's always a few spooks hanging in the trees.

How do you get a Jewish girl's number?

Roll up her sleeve.

Have you ever had a Nigerian cuisine?

Neither have any Nigerians.

A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night.

When the couple arrives at the woman’s apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other.

However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, “before you take them off….is it true what they say about black guys?”

With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said “baby, of course.” He then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse.

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chains and whips excite rihanna, i doubt her ancestors felt the same way

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What's long, black, and at the end has a white woman?
The unemployment Line.

What happens if you mix a nigger with an octopus?

I don't know either, put it can plow cotton really really fast.

whats the difference between asians and racism?
racism has many faces.

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They go up the chimney, sweetie.

>Joke
What's the difference between a Jew and a pill of ash?!

nothing>

bellybutton circuit's heroes?

>Joke
Why can't woman ski?!

There is no snow between kitchen and bedroom

Quads of truth are checked

What did the BLACK MAN get on his SAT's?
Watermellon juice.