CRINGE THREAD

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I dont get it. Why are her arms like that though?

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>INB4 which one is oinkers

Seriously though, feel so sorry for that girl having to deal with those fake bitches using her to feel good about themselves.

Unfortunate angle but better than anything OP could get in his life unless paying for it.

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Alpha as fuck

Alpha as fuck.

WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THE BALLS OUT OF THE PIT?!

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It reaches a point when I feel pity for most of these imbeciles rather than cringe

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CUCKED
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Chris chan is the scum of the earth, but even he didn't deserve the sjw brainwashing

>filename
Never wear a hat indoors
Never wear inappropriate outfits for the place or for the activity you are going to do, no matter how good they are

This is just sad desu. She know well that she is fugly and probably just play it nice for all the Stacys because this is all she have.

>filename

too true

why is the cringiest thing the fact that she used the word vagina?

I used to read this as the sad dude will never get the girl. As I've gotten older I realize the friend fucks the girl more than her bf does.

>Ignore my face
>makes sure her excuse for a face covers oinkers almost entirely

Fucking bitches are all the same, it doesnt mattet if they look like gremlins or like princesses, they all just want attention

Holy shit, I never though of that

"Gee, we were having a couple of drinks with my work buddies... how the fuck did this happen ?"

Can you blame them?

>dubs

alpha status confirmed

Im going to check these triple digits

I was calling bullshit but then noticed your trips so it's true.

Also is that a free mason tattoo on his arm ?

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You only got these dubs because you changed your mind and noticed my trips.

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poor oinkers

the real cringe is letting her daughter stand that damn close to the TV screen

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He should start by washing his hair, and then maybe the acne would go away

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tl;dr

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I'm pretty sure a lamb doesn't have horns like a ram.

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Her arms look like balloons right before they get twisted into a balloon animal

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ALL THE VHS TAPES

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Girl gets a tatum of boyfriend's face and posts it on facebook. Boyfriend breaks up with her in the comments

I feel sorry for his mother.

Still you'd you buy a car for someone you fucked? She knew he would do something like that Maybe it was his first pussy and is cringe.

First pussy either kills the man or makes the man

>Grammer

>at last, a competent safe space

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Richard Stallman?

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I know that guy. Haven't seen him in a while, but he's pretty chill from what I remember. A bit odd, but chill nonetheless.

These kids are not cringe they are fucking alphas

It doesn't matter, if a guy buys a car to a girl just cause he's fucking her, he's a retard. And he's not even in a relationship, he's sharing her with that cuck

The thing that gets me here is that this guy could be alpha if he tried at all

>12% battery life
Hnnnnngh!

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yes, mccauley culkin blaming a nosebleed on going down on a girl and a fat selfie are alpha as fuck you maniac

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I remember that, funny shit

This kid is the best.

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I want a handjob from this so bad!

>i don't like sports
We get it

Skitz!

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Every now and again I see stuff here that makes me sad and this is one of those occasions... wish I got a 5th of entertainment from anything like this autist gets here... feels.

Why??

Jesus motherfucking petrified Christ.

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Jesus, good read, never again.

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heel apart, dit.

wat

godver man, het zou je zoon maar zijn. Wat zouden jullie doen als je zoon zo naar buiten zou willen gaan?

looks half John C Reily

Oh my fucking god dude

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"errh rwahhahahawhrrfgrhrhdhdvhd erhgbibibigughb"

my god

What if she's oinkers and the pig behind her posted that? Did you even think about that you fucking pigist faggot?

Chris chan is the definition of cringe,

lol that pic again

Lol why you so mad I Bet they lost their virginity before reaching 16 and you can't deal with it

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vaarwel zoon

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I don't think you'll find a single act in this world that somebody else won't call artistic for one reason or another. It's just a way of attempting to fit in, by claiming others are doing it wrong and you are doing just fine

ik vind dit heeeel vreemd. ik snap niet zo goed wat deze mensen bezielen.

kek, I hope this is real.

Trust me, this either was ling time coming or the autistic fuck thinks this will finally get him China.

Theyre meant for each other.

Lol a tarp in the bathtub, what a fucking loser

Lol that's not real

twitter.com/DahlKallie
Good god it's real

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That better be the moment he decided to take a "before" selfie before crankin up his diet and exercise regimen

half orkish maybe

before his 7th hart-attack.

Did he died?

youtube.com/watch?v=HXZQpXir4HA

>twitter.com/DahlKallie
Dude fuck off. How shitty must your life be to post her?

You couldn't survive one day in her life. Let her be.

I can see it

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>"eeey, what we gon' do 'bout it?"

I just want to climb on top of that and fall asleep

it would be heavenly

Rekt, Noh Mercy

youtube.com/watch?v=QfQQVlz5Zvk

youtube.com/watch?v=1wX0jdhi0OA

Let's Plays are kind of cringy.

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I'll be completely honest, I wasn't sure the pic I replied to was a shop or not. Not like anybody is gonna do anything especially harmful or heinous anyways, as shitty a thing I did

Bait-chan, is that you?

what happened to this place

>braveheart

bait happened

This is a cringe thread not a rekt thread faggot

zelfde hier vriend

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>I am big cums
Gets me every time

feels good man

>letting your child that close to a furry
That mom is worse than the harambe kid's mom

Good distance

I'd show jacklyn that I am big cums to my penis

Cringe things are only cringe when ugly people do it
You fuckers never gonna laugh at beautiful ppl posting their stupid photos
Fuck you

;/

just by his looks, i'd say he's a cool guy

kek

Glad I'm not the only one who immediately went Popeye.

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legend

Nailed it

Well u can't really blame her for trying to act "normal"
I wouldnt ever be able to put a pic of me if i had a face like that

It looks like this creature has a banging bod though. 2/10 would fuck

Classic cringe

I think you're beautiful, user.
Want to suck my cock?

Why do i think he's australian?

We said cringy, not smooth as fuck

IS THAT JESUS ON HIS LEG!?

>be yourself

There's a lot of cringe-worthy stuff from this guy. This is not one of them.

This isn't really furry - it's a BDSM related fetish called puppy play. Recently some people have tried to make it out to be some sort of innocent past time.

I'm into it, but even I think that picture is fucked up.

>my castle gates are open for thee

It's not about me, I'm somehow 5/10, my photos look absolutely norma, tho i don't have an account in any social network, but i can feel the pain of others and it butthurts me

you can see the initial shit cork that had to break free in order to let the brown froth fly.. Like opening a bottle of champagne.

Why did I click that? I knew what I'd send but I still did!

I walk a lonely road. The only one that I have ever known.

you can't be serious

Yes, let's clog the drain with pudding.

Because he's a retarded piece of shit who feels absolutely no shame at being unemployed for life and living on welfare.

FUCK

Why does he use naruto-related gloves

>if u ask for nudes the whole world will know u asked for nudes

In other words, please ask for nudes so I can share the screenshots on tumblr and bask in all the attention I'll get from other SJWs.

It depends on how good the pussy is, how much disposable income you have and how much the car cost.

The best case scenario is getting laid regularly for a few months and then leaving her to make the rest of the payments after you're bored.

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E X T R A H O U R

someone pissed in the ballpit on the first day rending it unusable.

That fucking got me

So he could also be a nigger

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John Candy?

My HEART, it BLEEDS for these people! Regardless of of they are strangers who have no idea that were laughing at them, this is UNACCEPTABLE! Cred Forums, FOR SHAME

This tbqh fam

I keked, fuck me im so dead inside

Oh yeah that dude is a faggot all right

kek

I can't remember the deets, remind me.

incredible.

\m/

KEK

>White-knighting Intensifies.

I thought all the moral fags fucked off to have orgies with Bunker years ago.

>glazethelord.jpg

please never post again

If I had that much desk space you'd see me in class with a quill pen AND a fucking typewriter. Not cringe at all

I'm pretty sure I'd nope right on out of school forever too

>greentext doesn't work on Facebook newfag

I keked

if you are autistic and you wanna make fun of somebody, make fun of yourself and not of disabled people.

yeah, cool, tell us more about your 2 years on Cred Forums.

Then what would be Grease her wheels with.

Lol its Red cool-aid, you can see it stained his teeth and has no viscosity.

watch faggots go apeshit over this, but Cred Forums has had this kind of selective sensitivity for so long

You know White Knights are loathsome when even a grrl power enthusiast like Amy Schumer despises them.

youtube.com/watch?v=e8teRxOSNHs

Bullshit we care about all people. Now fuck off and die in a hole you stupid faggot

>this kills the man

>inside amy schumer
Not even once.

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the guy was just "addicted" to weed apparently

Nice 420.
>lamb?
>*ton ton and i cannot even imagine how bad that one smells even on the outside!

Fuck man.

I hate faggots like this. They think they're deep and meaningful making these overly-long and wordy posts but half the time they're just spouting nonsense that ends up losing its meaning in all the purple prose.

I knew that cunt in high school. He pissed people off constantly by quoting Jeff Dunham at them and twisting the words slightly to make it seem like the jokes were his. He also had a habit of quoting random wrestler monologues at anyone who got sick of his shit and threatened to beat him.

Brace for fucking impact because this kid is a fucking mass-shooter in the making.

firework154.deviantart.com/gallery/33023610/Stamps

Good call user where the fuck do we get desks like these?

fucking Christ

Go away

This actually feels really good. it relives the pressure under the nail from the blood that's pooled. Doing this also prevents infection.

A lot of these guys, believe it or not, are actually super social and literally have an entire social network at these fucking conventions.

It's also not uncommon to have a girl best friend, because they normally think he's popular or some shit.

Weeaboos are scary, man.

Wtf baby hand on his chin?

Ooh, more like this. I saw the foot one around here the other day.

Hahahaha Sir Cucklord has arrived to sweep thy fair maiden off her feet.

He's pretty good at writing to be honest. Articulate and creative anyway.

Are you serious? You can tell right away that he's that weird psycho guy who had the luck to look semi-normal.

He has a good vocabulary but he has no clue what he's writing
Also he's blazed as fuck and thinks he's deeper than he is

He just uses big words without actually understanding their meanings which creates disjointed nonsense. It's the kind of crap stoned high schoolers write thinking they're brilliant.

Found the ugly person

Fucking newfags not knowing what cringe threads once were

What? No. It's POSSIBLY creative but definitely not articulate. And he's a shit writer. Why would you think he's good? Because he wrote alot?

But it was all pretty coherent...

I've read published books that were written worse.

So you understood that dream one exactly?

59 shades doesn't count

I don't know if it's because I'm tired but I found some of the sentences hard to follow. I understand some of the sentences but they are not flowing at all.

I give him a 4/10.

Yeah, the descriptive writing made sense, the dream what rather surreal, but dreams don't always make much sense.

Bathtub full of water ... At least, he tried ...

The Young Elites? That was really badly written.

>When you're so primitive, you can only judge based on appearance

That's not what makes cringe. Life must be so simple in the land of idiocy.

I think it's her brother

The main cringe is that he uses Facebook as his platform for this
Seems pretty self indulgent and pretentious to me

7/10 would smash

Can confirm this. Fandoms like this have their own weird social hiararchy on internet forums with the top tier folk spending most of their lives on them to the point where it becomes their entire world.

They'll meet at yearly conventions which will make the basis of their real world social interactions. Everything else will be online, including romantic relationships.

I know this because I used to be part of something like this. Was mid-tier inspiring to become top-tier before taking a good hard look at my life and quitting it altogether. Looking back I wish I didn't waste my teenage years on such bullshit, and I find my social development about 5 years behind most people my age.

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That's a man, baby.

Use a fucking needle, not a 3/8 drill bit

It's actually not, surprised me too

so bad

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No it wasn't, it was clunky, awkward prose peppered with big words to impress simple-minded people like you. Clearly it's doing its job.

>awkward prose peppered with big words

Worked for Salman Rushdie

>time to browse the `chon!
>`chon

The guy is posting this "creative" ramble on Facebook.. attention seeking/10

Why the fuck do bitches think drawn eyebrows look fine?

Ffs I don't walk around with a fucking pen drawn moustache.

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we should make that a thing

Kek, you pussy

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>H in hideous
How is that clever?

>he has to bend over to get his hands past his stomach
God damn

nigga u wrong

Funny face making contest winner

shame, the kid had a nice fit

They really did nail that filename

Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen.

Should've killed himself when Bob died.

why must life be so cold and indifferent to us?

So uh... Knife / Gun collection are cool, right?
I mean, as long as they aren't "Poser" collections.

Fairly certain this girl lives in Houston as iv seen on tinder at some point

tfw the girl is a qt

lol you replied to the wrong post bro

where did her eyebrows go?

That's disturbing

I was more concerned about the thing where he says he always uses proper spelling and grammar, but fails at both in that one sentence.

Same place as her virginity, she doesn't remember

Or, maybe Charm is just rich and buying a side girl a new car is no big deal for him.

Best hope for the BF is that he's ONLY getting financially cucked.

You totally just fucked my brain.

Biking gloves would work better, a seam ripper can slice the logos right off and anyone with a half decent sewing kit has 'em.
Other than that, filename, the shoes are terrible, it's always the shoes people overlook.
You can go to goodwill and get a new pair of black or brown boots for like, nine bucks.
spend less on trench coats and more on completing the outfit.

Is she talaxian?

Charm is some rich guy that drops into town from time to time and bangs the shit out of the girl. Leaves her a car to keep her legs open - money means nothing to him.

BF has daily reminder his GF is a whore and he is poor... and he surely has to put up with her daily shit, too.

Who is sad?

Normal United States college. People acted like they're in preschool, so you might as well make it one

>I turned my head
Yeah because even he knew he had no chance

exhaled swiftly.

I feel like he's just joking around and some people find it funny.

Only half cringe.

not even internet forums user, animecons are getting so popular that people just fucking know eachother and only know/meet eachother from there and its still like 50 people

Those gloves are just as cringe as the shoes

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holy shit, that viscosity, that pooling.
That's either real or very believably fake.

is this all the same guy? I can't imagine more than one person leading every sentence with a capitalized "Lol"

Why not make fun of disabled people, all they ever say is they want to be treated like normal people

Excellent choice of font for "classy"…