Do you fap while you are in a relationship?

tits or gtfo

Young girls are always pissed that they are not the absolute center of your universe. Truth is, as long as there is no negative effect on the sexual activity between two people, one of them havimg solo should mean nothing.

Get her to send you nudes so you can fap to her. Then post em here so we can all fap to her

kys

Wife is fine with me fapping vs cheating. She sends me nudes on the regular.

Are you kidding me? I fap over her sleeping body after we've had sex.

Bitch wakes up looking like Newt from Aliens

8 years in a relationship.

still every day. might miss a day or two.
sometimes do it 2 or 3 times a day tho.

its 100% normal. quick satisfaction without having to deal with cuddling and bs that comes with sex. sometimes a guy just needs to get off without emotions attached.

I fap but only get right to the edge and don't cum, so that I can fill my girl's pussy with huge loads when we fuck

If she's pissed you're doing it right. Never depend of anyone for sex. NEVER.

Do you ever pretend she is Newt?

With all previous gfs I had, I fapped when they weren't around. After they wanted me to fap in front of them, the floodgates were open, so to speak. Only complaint I ever got was when I'd do it while they were sleeping, because someimes shake the bed.

They all already knew/assumed I did it before that whilst we were dating without asking me, because I try not to date self-absorbed cunts.

This.

Get her to jerk you off come all over her face and push her out the door with come on her face and get a new non-fucked up gf newfag.

i do this sometimes.

My gf is ok with fapping but she was really pissed after finding out that I watch porn..

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does she suck your dick everytime you want to? if not she shall shut the fuck up.

kek

I leave mine looking like Newt from Alien 3

Tell her to stop being a jealous immature idiot, every guy faps, it's a sign of a healthy sex drive

what did she think you did? tell her you will exclusively look at clothed emma watson pics while you jerk from now on

that will get her hot and bothered

But...but user. Newt died in Aliens 3

Me either

All women are insecure about their looks and their sex appeal. They are also possessive and jealous bitches. To this day I have to have wanks in secret so my wife doesn't get jealous over me having "imaginary affairs" with other women. What she doesn't know is I often masterbate to pictures of her mom and sister.

alien 3 confirmed kino

newt confirmed shit character

cameron confirmed hack

Doesn't even work that way, he could easily still do both

Agree: Your gf is retarded. "You can't fap!", like if your cock was her property

Is your cock her property, OP?

That really depends on how often you have sexual intercourse. I had nympho as my first gf ever and was curious that we dont fuck 3 times a day when I had my 2nd, 3rd, [...].

When she notice this you set her under pressure. This can be good or bad depending what personality she has.

Why is she pissed?

Could it be that she thinks she's not satisfying you in bed and you're too much of a gentleman to tell her that she sucks in the sack?

She clearly doesn't understand the male of the species.

Mind you, you could lay down the challenge for her to fuck you so often that you can't keep up and don't want to fuck or fap any more. Assuming you're not 15.

But be careful if you do that. if she's a keeper, that could come back to bite you when she's in her 40's

Drowned off-camera in the opening credits, technically.

She's been raised to believe that her pussy is literally the only thing that will keep a guy interested in her - not looks, not cooking, not personality, not nothing but PUSSY.

And now you're devaluing the only thing about her worth anything by fapping?! Don't you know that only SHE can provide you with release, otherwise she is worthless?!

Seriously, drop that bitch like a hot coal before she trashes your car, or murders your sister or drowns your kid in the tub or some shit. She's a ticking time-bomb dude - don't have your peenor stuck in her when she detonates.

Im married and, yes, it is normal to still masturbate. Sounds like your girlfriend is immature, for her to get literally pissed over it. My wife tried to pull the old, "I want to be the one that satisfies you" early on. Took a few months of constant, often inconvenient (for her) sex before that shit stopped, lol.

Come to think of it, promise her you'll stop if she helps you when you want to cum. You're welcome for all the blowjobs that your future now holds.

dump the bitch. let her keep cats.

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>I've never gone 24 hours without fapping

How about 10

headshot

sure I do
If I was to wait until the bitch gets horny my balls would chop my cock off and ran away to get some fucking.

>Do you fap while you are in a relationship?
ahahahahahahahahahahaha

you fap more than you ever have since you were 15 after a while actually

OP your gf is an insecure bitch and needs to calm the fuck down. My gf and I watch porn together, watch each other fap, know that the other one faps to porn alone, record and send videos of each other fapping, suggest porn clips for each other to watch and also buy toys for each other. Been together for about a year now, been like this since at least the first few weeks into the relationship

I don't see tits therefore I must assume you've already gtfo'd.

I mostly cum at night. Mostly.

Man I leave my dildos in the shower and my girlfriend doesn't give a fuck!

I'm getting old as shit and I can still fuck 2-3 times a day, keep your fitness level moderate and it's not a problem

Yes, but that may not be enough for a woman in her prime, with a high drive and a bottle of lube

And I'm older than you

I already told her that I get on some porn web pages and after hearing this she got really pissed thinking that she can't satisfy me sexually..

Wut lol. I fap all the time. Who would care about that?

I'm married many years and have always fapped. Sometimes I'll gap while we wake up as she snuggles with me. feelsgoodman.jpg

Sometimes we gap together.

If your gf freaks out something is wrong with her. Try to find a better gf.

I wish mine would get pissed

of course she can't noone can but your hand. Tell her she's stupid as fuck and need to grow up.

Top Fn Kek!

hoping you didn't already have that image saved tho

What's that smell?

This tbqhwyfamicom

Let me guess, she's either 18 or 19 right OP?

Must take a lot of self control. Once I get to the edge there's no way I'm not stopping

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*"fap" godammit why won't Android recognize such a common word

We also watch porn together. Sometimes, at my request, she watches porn on her phone while I fuck her. Her favorite genre is gay porn and mine is slutty/hotwife/wife sharing. Life is too short for prudes.

No, but this is from my dead Newt folder.

Masturbation is an integral part of a relationship.

I last about 5 seconds fucking without a condom after 2 or so days of not fapping. I fap, for one reason, to satisfy my wife, often only an hour or two before we fuck.

Second, there are days when my wife works a bunch and I know she doesn't want to be bothered. I just get her to help me and show me dem titties while I beat it.

Finally, I fap when I'm bored. Nobody around, nothing to do: jerk it. It's like reading a book or listening to music: it passes the damn time.

If my wife wanted me to not jerk it, she would get frequent, unsatisfying, inconvenient sex and an irate partner. Nobody wants that.

My husband still faps, I don't give a fuck. Less work for me.

>Why did she have to turn into Hillary Clinton? ;_;

same

I told her something similar.. we did not have sex for a long time after this..
Most of my friends told me that I should break up the relationship but, apart from the sexuality, I am happy with it. There are so much other things that keep a relationship alive and I love her so much

Go get your testosterone checked my friend it's pretty fun to hover at 1100 instead of 400, and I'm pushing 40 so you probably aren't much older

what are you talking about? not him. but im 25 so I dont care my levels are probably fine

Cuck'd

So you don't know shit then, lol

tell her you stopped watching porn and only fap to emma watsons face now. it will make her jump your bones

OP here, thanks for your contribution guys.

Haven't fapped for 3 days now. My plan is to not cum till I have sex with my gf the next time.
I'll blow my load in a few seconds and she will see that it's much better when I fap regulary :^)

i dont know about what is a normal level no thats why im asking you. i have an extremely high sex drive so i have no problems yet

She found you did not forget your ex girlfriend-----right hand,so.....

specifically say you edge and try not to cum to emma watson

I fap every day and i'm in a relationship. My girlfriend hasn't fucked me in about 4 months. Since I don't cheat, I gotta get off somehow so I take care of it myself.

well, she's definitely cheating

I'm over 60 and I don't need any testosterone, thanks. I was just making a point that no man can keep up with a woman with a drive and a mind to fuck.

Good luck, my friend!
I can't wait more than a week until fapping again! And those huge loads are the best one

how about 5

I don't like to lie to my gf.. I think honesty is the best way to keep a relationship

Kek my gf found some pics I fap to and got all pissy. Pretty sure I lit a fire under her ass cause she fucked me twice a day a couple days after she found out. Op females aren't creatures that are dictated by logic, they think they have the magic vagina and if they don't let you have it then you don't want it. Fucking idiots

Year,year,you simply couldn't sleep when you need

tell her you need to masturbate or you cum too quickly otherwise and if you cant watch porn shes forcing you to jerk to miss watson

jeebus, doesnt every chick have a vibe or three? i see shelves full of them in every drug store, but no pocket pussies. so it seems pretty ok for chicks to self stimulate

Your girlfriends fucking stupid.

Tell her that unless she's going to do it every single time you want it, you'll take care of it yourself. If it helps, tell her you're always thinking of her when you do it.

>I don't like to lie to my gf

Welp... enjoy being single then dude.

But sometimes honesty can mess up your relationship.

>letting this shit actually happen to you

Why are you such a faggot user? Why do you tolerate this bullshit? My girl knows that if she doesn't fuck me im going to get pussy regardless. I suggest you check your bitch cause she's probably taking strange dick

I do. But I'm trying to hide it from my GF, because I am ashamed lol.

Off topic ish anons but what's the longest a female has made you wait for sex?

Mfw my girl made me wait 3 and a half months before we had sex

Mfw she thinks I went 3 and a halfs months without sex

Mfw I was getting pussy and getting my dick sucked on the regular

no, you gtfo

>Thought this was normal; my gf found out that I masturbate and is now really pissed.
dump her now. you don't need that stupid highschool shit in your life.

tell her if she doesn't want you to jerk off she better be on call, always ready, to take your nut.

your gf is clueless. guys jack it. period. unless she's fucking you every day, or even several times every day, she has to expect you'll be jackin it sometimes.

>Off topic ish anons but what's the longest a female has made you wait for sex?
you would freak out if I told you. it has the word "years" in it.

she should put you in a chastity belt clearly, you cuck.

my gf fine with me fapping in bed if she's too tired to sex me, and often lets me finish in her mouth
shit so cash

Go on I'm actually curious user. Cause there's no way in hell I'd ever wait years for some cunt. How or why would you tolerate this?

lies and pies

Phew not just me

Best I can do is about 7 minutes

lies? seriously, dude, have you ever had sex in your life? because female may turn out to be way more filthy than you think they are when you're 12.

women are stupid, remember this!

you n00b, i haven't stopped fapping since 1964

Satanic trips speaks the truth

My fiance doesn't like me doing it either but I still do it anyways. I mean she fulfills my sexual desire in every need but sometimes I like getting off to some weird incest fetishist that I have

lol, your gf is really naive.

tell her if she doesnt wanna fuck or suck every 6 hours, then you're gonna have to fap

Tell her Some bullshit likevthatcyour only thinking about her. (unless that makes it worse)

And insist that its your body and of she doesn't want you to fap so much than she ought to tale care of you more. Otherwise you gotta work that stress somehow.

wat

early 30s, long term relationship, i fap 1-2 times per day (usually once before sleep, but sometimes i fap as soon as i wake up). she does it too, but less often (1-2 times per week).
if i didnt fap, i would walk around with random erections at work.

She faps too user. She's being childish as fuck.

Fucking newfags, you don't just say Tits or Gtfo to every alleged grill all the time, only if the bitch wants something from us.