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Not rolling because no chance for holding my phone in one hand and my dick in the other while jacking off and looking at porn.

Also, no blumpkin.

Op is a fag.

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holy shit mines not too bad. i could probably pull that off

piss piiiissssss out my assssssss

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Allahu akbar

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Time to poo in loo

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i shit into my hand while in the shower then try to toss it into the bowl
my mom hates it when i miss

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I poop in my shower and squish it down the drain with my lil toes

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And replaced the seats with huge dildos

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bro how can i sit on my toilet so that i take perfect shits? tried to improvise a squatty potty so i can try squat shitting while sitting on the toilet..

litterally felt as if my anus was splitting open wide as fuck.

how can i shit comfortably on toilet seat...

7 is the dream but hard to find the proper setup for.

funny, I just got my squatty potty in the mail today, and am literally shitting as I post this.

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how do you normally shit? have you ever shit comfortably?

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does it actually work for you? i feel liek i need one. otherwise im struggling to push out that last bit of poop that always gets stuck after most of it comes out.

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i just sit down on toilet. sometimes i try to sit up straight. most of the time im hunched over a little. I HAVE NEVER SHIT COMFORTABLY IN MY LIFE. always a struggle. shitting is my least favorite part of the day.

I dont so, i guess i need dubs.

it is pretty awsome. it feels a bit weird, and I Can't find a way to keep my pants on while I do it. they end up basically falling off my feet.

it is more comfortable, by far.

ok, and when you lifted your legs on your stool/squatty thing, that was painful too?

it was painful but maybe cause i didn't have them at the right elevation? basically i get my small laundry basket witch is the shape of a trapezoid and put my feet on that.

>dump like a boss into a flusher

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Three because my coffee and newspaper need a place to rest.

they should be like 7-9 inches tall .. think your basket is 2x that.

also i dont know - maybe you should see a doctor about it... it shouldn't be painful.

maybe thats why then. i just can't find the right thing to put my feet on. honestly if i lived on my own i would have just taken out my toilet and shit over a hole like they do in the far east.

eh...already kinda put off by hospitals and doctors.

would probably never go to a butt doctor.

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I generally #2 when I number two.

I can call her a princess without being vassaling.

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Rolling for wife

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roll, actually i really need to poop xD

i wanna try 7

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Im making giant poop right now

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Upper-decker

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rolling for anything except 7,8,9,0. can't do that shit with my toilet.

literally no option for shitting upside down, you huge faggot

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The upper decker is generally reserved for house parties or if the toilet is broken and have to use at a neighbors house.
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jesus christ user you had all options covered

I poop in position 6 every day. There is no better way to poop.

Allows the diaphragm to push naturally, requiring little to no pushing on your end.

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Love mine. Works like a charm. I've noticed when I don't use it, I don't feel like it's all out. Sitting like that really does empty you out.

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I dont poop

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Why not

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Lmao wtf is this shit

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gimme dat 8

i poop sitting down what kinda question is that

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I just rest my feet on one of my slaves

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Man i used to poop like 6

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1, except elbows are usually on my knees

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we in there boys. here comes the dubs

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rolling for that zero.

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As llong as you poo
on the loo
it is right
what you do.

I do 6 everytime.

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9 get

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9 and 0 had me dying

>1 is acceptable
>everything else is not

Nigga please, I did em all.. Cept for 0, too fat can't fit

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8 looks interesting

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1, taking a shit right now

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This is SLAV

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Roll for 6 and best slav squat

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Someone reward me. I'm not getting enough attention here

6 is the correct way

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