Ask a satanist anything

Laveyan or ToS?

laveyan

So fucking edgy. careful not to cut yourself.

It's not literal worship

Ginger Hail

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theaching of the oreder of nine angles is the only real satanism DEAL WITH IT FIGGOT

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Kyle?

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Are you fucking autistic or something?

Jim?

>being this new

You need to be at least 18 to post on this site.

Just checking. Friend of mine just out of the blue just told me he was a Satanist and I just fucking laughed.

Depends on the type of satanism you're talking about. Even if you're talking about people worshipping the devil those are not the ones who deny the existence of gods and other higher beings. I'm assuming op is a LaVey satanist in which case it's more of an atheistic ideology

But that's the bad guy.

>being this new that you think shitposting spiderman makes you an old fag

real turkey,hhhhhh

Yea Lavey

Oder of 9yne angels best reading literature ever

Ominous path this
Dreccian something that
Us >them
Become living God enslave got cattle

So on so fourth

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what that ass like

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Nice. Read the Bible a few times. It's a good book and I agree with most of what he wrote. I definitely think that the chapter about sex should be given out in schools in sex ed

ha

>says ask a satanist anything

well im asking.

what that ass like

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Not op but my ass is bretty guuud

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Why won't papa Satan answer me when I call out to him??? All I want is for him to fuck my tight butthole with his 13inch cockaroo

Could've put it in the booty ???

>implying anal feels even half as good as fucking an open wound

Op its normal I guess pretty good

that's all i would have to say :/ worshiping satan is the most cringy edgy shit ever. really just why? looking to be a special snowflake or something?

what kinda peer reviews are we talking
7/10?

More or less. I've heard I have a nice looking ass and it's pretty nice to squeeze

I don't worship Satan I'm a LaVey Satanist it's more of an ideology or philosophy

> ITT: retards that think satanism means you worship satan

well is it more or is it less?
i dont play no odds.
timestamp pictures.
op i expect you to do yours in blood

I'm at school so no pics man, sorry
/not op

I've got a big ol hairy ass I don't know if you wanna see that -OP

then specify next time. you've been promoted from an emo edge lord to a neckbeard atheist congratulations.

Op did you sell your soul? If so what did you get in return and also what other benefits are there?

mannnn, are you looking to get thrown back everytime you get caught on a line?

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Hi. I would like to ask you some questions.

>1. Who should I vote for Trump or Hillary?
>2. Does jerking off to shemales make me gay?
>3. What color is Satan, Red or Black?

Thanks.

1 neither
2 depends what the she males are doing
3i don't know he doesn't exist

Who are you voting for?
youtube.com/watch?v=HXZQpXir4HA

What you seek is also seeking you

How much satanic pussy do you get?

Which sect?

I think people have the right to worship whatever they want. Why make fun of them for it? Some people just appeal to weird shit. Let them be.

Not if Satan is the good guy and god is made up.

>not yet

Satan is the original God. Satan predates christianity by thousands of years. Satan is my god and he represents true free will and defiance against those who would seek to hurt you.

Enjoy worshipping a dead kike on a stick christ fags

Do you have a gf?

Humor me

How is it in the 8th grade? Still getting beaten up? Hang in there buddy one day they will accept you. Or ignore you.

what is a satanist?