This world isnt real and i can prove it...

aaaand here comes the pyramid or MLM scheme pitch

He means the magical power of credit.

Nothing!! I keep making situations pan out to where im owed. Seriously. My friends keep calling me a freak! Ive lost a few friends from because they think im doing illegal shit.

>my awesome job by willing it ot happen. Got off the streets. Me and wife were homeless 6 yrs ago. This shit is insane. I realized that if this world is a simulation or some kind of dream well then play the game and win or just make things happen. People cant tell me no. Ever. And i just keep doing it.

Relax my niggas, they are probably hotwheels or some shit. You know... Hotwheels leadin' the way!

I owe nothing on the car. A gift from Ford!

2016 Ford Focus Titanium. Fully fucking loaded. Im not joking.

And its not only that. Anything i want. My wife the other day told me she wanted some new braws. So im at work that day and one of my customers happened to work for Victoria Secret. 'Here you go $50 giftcard for your awesome customer service.'No joke.

Ive been doing this for a little over 6 yrs now. Not a single bit of furniture in my house has been paid for. My wifes car we didnt pay for. People just give me shit. I realized that you can actually will almost anything you want to happen with in reason. Basiclly and material item i need i make it happen. If i want it someone will jusy happen to give it to me. And yes Money too.

>new braws
>And
>And yes Money too.
>with in

Can you will yourself better grammar?

Its okay if you dont believe. I know what im doing is real and thats all that matters. Thats why this is all anonymous!

Was it hard when you first started? I am able do do this a lot of the time but it doesn't always work, do you have any advice for honing my skills?

Sorry about the grammar. Was never one for touch screens and my grammar is better when its writin

The thing ive learned that is most important is to know what part of the situation you are. I beleive life runs just like alot of programming. The XYZ axis. Z is always the out come and the are 2 out comes to each situation but you need to know if you are X or Y.

I knoe it may sound crazy but trust and beleive i do this all the time and im just getting better at it. And to the person that said something about credit. I have a 571. So no. My credit is shit.

Im not kiding. Ford gave me the car. Ok so i bought a 2001 Galant for $1000. Drove it for a yr. I then went to a used car lot with it and they gave me $1000 as a trade in and signed for the $10000 and it have 2 yrs factory warranty. The car alnost killed me. Transmission issues. Turned out to be a recall. So ford bought out that car. They gave me the new car as long as i didnt sue for almost dying in the other car. They just couldnt tell me no. I asked and it was givin.

Who the fuck does that. Go ahead. Tell ford to give you a car. It worked for me. And these types of things happen to me all the time. And one of the best things to do is always be postive about any thing that happens to you. No stress. If you lack confidence it wont work for you.

This guy gets it.

Can you expand upon this? I believe you. I have experienced this.

Thank you. Get this shit. Just the other day i needed $600 to het a friend out of jail. He fucked up. Asualt. Moronic. No one could help him. So i walked outside to smoke a cigarette. I look over at the dumpster and what do we have here. Someone threw out an antique stage coach strong box. Wells Fargo 1800s. Took it to an antique dealer in town and got $1200. Seriously. Had my friend out that and had soem money to het him a hotel room and then some. Im not dreaming this shit. Im making it happen. If luck was real this would make it un real.

What more do you want me to expand on. The key to all of this is that i beleive this proves that we are just a program. One that can be manipulated at will if you jsut beleive in it fully.

What do you mean by knowing what part of the situation you are?

At times i feel bad about some of it.

Im intrested OP Please elaborate

X amd Y. No the thing is eithier or cam be postive or negative. This is hard to explain.

Please tell me what OP stands for. Please

Yeah doesn't really make sense

Original post/er

Original Poster

Pretty sure my uncle Paul willed his cancer to go away pretty hard.

Everyone did. But the cancer didn't go away.

No tricks, no fraud.

All legit.

I think I get what he is saying. Imagine a three-dimensional space. Now on the x axis you are there. now on the Y axis there is the things that need to be done to acheive the goal. now with the Z axis is your result which can either be positive (what you want) or what you dont want as a negative number.

Am I CLose OP?

>>i controlz reality
>>i am neo
>>all i do is risk my life
/50 shot i would die
>>instead of suing
>>i get a 30 thousand car
>>I winz at life
>>I am magics

go to sleep user

Meaning that there are always 2 objectives but only one out come. Either or is always trying to get what they want but you need know when the right time is to strike and secure what you want. Dont hesitate. You are X Y is in between you and Z. You need to know if you are X or Y. Do you want or are you blocking the want or need. Can you come out on top with the want or need or will you come out on top by blocking that want or need. You also need to realize that time isnt real. This way you have an endless amout of time to accomplish what you want.

You just posted this shit and the thread got closed.

Posting it again doesn't make it true

....yada yada, antique Wells Fargo box in a skip....friend out of jail....yada yada

>MLM or pyramid incoming

So, let me get this straight. You traded a $1000 car for a $10,000 car, which turned out to be a lemon, and Ford replaced it?

The events you destined happen to countless numbers of people each year. It's called the auto recall effect.

Yes!

The reason it doesn't work for you is because you don't actually believe it in your core.

Im interested OP.

F

Ok bear with me, I'm going to try to will you the fuck off of this board. I'm also going to will your motherboard to catch fire. Don't worry, just a small fire, if it gets too big I'll will it out.

U mad bro?

Fuck off with this shit OP, you're just mentally challenged. You probably tear up everytime you hear ICP's song "miracles".

ICP: fucking magnets, how do THEY work?

OP: Hurrr Durrr OMG!! How DO magnets work!? It must be the same magic that got me my car!!

OP's mom: son, are gonna you gonna pay these new car loans you owe? You're late 3 months and owe 2000$...

You know. Ive only been on here a couple of times and every fucking time there has to be some ass that just wants to talk shit and say shit to others that are actully trying to get something out there. Somethong interesting. If you dont want to hear any of this then go look at something else and guit being a child. Go fuck your sister or something.

They are sad because they don't realize that they can manipulate and create their own work and reality. They are bitter.

Yes they are because they have nothing and wont do anthing to get it. Just sit in there parents basement all fucking day next to there food bowl. Fucking losers.

...

So OP what can I do to achieve this?
Im currently trying to fully understand this.
Do I just meditate on this idea?

And i bet you teared up every time dady had boundary issues and fucked you in your ass as you both listened to ICP.

Sup OP, master manifestor here. I find spontaneous decision, while existing in a state of excitement always leads to a version of reality that matches that excitement. Problem is maintaining this, you might open up a pathway but two weeks later that pathway closes. Consistency in this business is tricky.

Got a $20'000 car for free, Land, Girlfriend who loves boys in dresses, and can manifest most things within 24 hour period that I need.

...

Help a nigga out. Will me a job man. There's only a few positions left in my area that I haven't applied for

I wont say meditate on the idea. In a sence you should just think of it happening as much as possible until it manifests. Just like wanting to fuck a certain person. How many times has there been that guy or girl you wanted so bad. And then it happens. Its because thats all you could think about. The more its thought of the more the chances of it happening.

Move to a different area!

Get this nigga a job OP. He wants to better society but he can't becuase even though OP is a genie, he won't help this guy out.

>All of existence is a simulation
>I can do/cause anything through force of will alone
>best I've thought to do is spend $1,000 and turn it into a $30,000 car
>I still post on image boards made for chinese cartoons
>I'm still a raging homosexual

Sell the car for 35,000 and buy another 1k car. Reinvest the remaining 34,000 in Knoledge.
>I call it fuel units
>You must have enough fuel units to survive
>Because it wasn’t that long ago I was in a little Lamborghini, sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood Hills, with only $47 billion in my bank account, and only 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account, and only 47 hills in my Hollywood account, and only 47 TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffet in my "TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffet" account.

I got this book in the mail today because I think I'm starting to understand what he's getting at. Meme magick is real too. At least look into it. You know, in yoga they say that the last part of understanding everything is to learn that life is not fundamentally rational. Tangent:

Creativity is just the point between a bunch of variables, like in engineering a bridge is just a straight line between two points. If you're engineering something you just find the point between a bunch of necessary variables.
God is just the central point of creativity between all possible things. The reality we experience at any moment is just a point between a bunch of things, like a reaction slowed down. Same with your dreams, although people's dreams don't make sense? They do, you just have to see them for what they are. If you spend most of your time in the waking world, you learn to deconstruct your dreams from that perspective. On some level, jnana yoga is about learning the intra-personal language of dreams so that they make sense. Dreams are not logical, but logic only applies to this world through which I;m typing this to you. The final stages of yoga are said to bring sidhis, or magical powers of the will to the practioner, because their awareness expands so much that they come to terms with the irrational nature of reality. Long story short, your subconscious mind is more mysterious than you would believe, and your willpower, or the ability to attract and avoid things into your life, is more powerful than you probably know. Every thing here now, started as an immaterial idea, even creation itself. All manifested things must first be imagined. Steve Vai attributes this practice to his ability as a virtuoso. I would ask that you drop rationalism as an experiment, take up some yoga, read some Crowley, and come to your own conclusions. David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, The Beatles have all admitted this too. Try it!

Okay I think i understand OP, like no being sarcastic or mean here if I will myself hard enough that if I stab a pin through my hand, can I will it not to hurt? or is that not how it works?

To Sup.. awesome. At least im not the only one i know that can do this.

CAR MANUFACTURERS HATE HIM.

Find out how one man turned just $1,000 into a brand new car.

No OP, I'll help you out.
Do any of the jobs you are applying for excite you? Does the thought of doing these jobs, make you feel happy? Ifnot, which jobs do. Write down 5 occupations that you would love to do the most out of anything.

Make another list, of all the businesses where those jobs exist. Call them randomly, ask to speak to the manager/who is the manager. Tell them, you really want to work there and will volunteer if need be. Tell them you will drop in a resume. Give it to receptionist or someone else if you can. Call them up again the next day, ask if they got the resume and what they thought.

This will get you a job pretty fast

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is this the same as the secret movie i saw recently like if you realy belive and want something and ask the universe you will get it one way or another?

youtube.com/watch?v=2KK_kzrJPS8&feature=youtu.be

Dont know. Didnt see that movie but just the idea is the same. Its not the universe its whatever program we are in.

OP is half right. If you ask for something, you will get more want. If you get excited about something, and act towards it then it is yours. Gotta have that high excitement energy. Just asking for something doesn't do anything.

The universe is the program we are in

Look. Elon Musk and now the CEO of Bank of America have both come out and said that we are more then likley a computer simulated program. Soo..

They both realized the same thing and now they are billionaires.

Sam Hyde says he sees life as a video game.
Pick-up artists recommend this and get mad pussy.
Fight Club recommends this.
Maybe there's something to it?

All i know is that i will driving to work today in a $30000 that happened by being as possitive as possible all the time.

And yes. I get mad pussy. I married a bass women 11 yrs younger then me that likes to eat pussy too. Ha. All this postive thinking has made my whole life change.

And she is fucking hot.

same guy

No. Not same guy.

...

Ok. Ill take a pic of the car when i leave for work today.

Lol you faggot. Thats just the book the secret. Who the hell doesn't know how to do that borderline manifesto bs. Here i thought it was some other trick
BORING/10

Yeah it shows us that OP posted like the first 5 posts

Stands for new fag kill yourself

Then why is it people are still so limited and don't believe that this is possible?

Whatever. I didnt post the first 5. I dont even know what fucking book you are talking about. Fuckinh yourself. Quit being a negative asshole and maybe you will find something better to do with your life then say hateful shit to people.

Thats not even your will at work. Youre just lucky that fords are trash and will break down guaranteed

People cling to rationalism because they are afraid of it as their awareness grows, shit gets to real.
Like Morpheus said, people will fight to protect the system. People want to hide in video games and TV soaps or get smashed at the weekend to avoid coming to terms with how powerful they are.

Sup here, not sure why you are sharing this OP. If they were ready, they would come into your life or mine or someone on the level and learn it. Someone here probably needed to hear it hence post, but mostly wasting time just do what you do and lift up people in your immediate area. We are a collective anyways so it lifts everyone by doing that.

youtube.com/watch?v=kvl8m0il2Oc

You are truly a wizard.

I appreciate you sharing your story and it really helped me to see this right now

Agree OP, rationality is limiting. 'Living in reality' is cursing yourself.

Was going to reply but you worded it much better than i was going to..thanks user

I too OP thank you for sharing I have been reading this thread constantly and waiting for an update. Some of this seems to make a lot of sense in my life..

All your rational things changed since the last thousand years, and they are still changing. none of them will be here a thousand years from now.

1.swisher sweets factory
2. Chick filla master kitchen
3.Jordan sneakers design team
4.high school janitor
5. King Kobra malt liquor bottling

Ok Op...if you can "will" something to happen, try and get trips.

kek

Crowleys "majick" was an excuse for a bunch of bi faggots to get together and fuck each other.

Modern "Majick" is an excuse for a bunch of acidheads to do drugs and fuck each other.

I dated a girl who was into this bullshit (8 circuit diagrams, mentalism, claimed she knew a guy who sent a golem after another guy etc).

She liked to play Pretend because she had very little interesting going on in her life.

It is about enhancing your relationship with life through your subconscious, attempting to navigate it through rational means would be like trying to build another human out of lego.

Awesome, OP. I bought a car with four wheels and then traded it for a car with EIGHT wheels, then I traded THAT for a car with TWENTY WHEELS. I'm on TOP OF THE WORLD.

btw your mom says hi.

Rolling for this. With timestamp OP, of course

These people believe that it is bullshit. They want to make fun of it and that's what happens.

Not OP, challenge accepted

ok ill do trips watch this

Ha easy, as long as Jesus Christ my savior wills it to be.

You are my hero

To bad your mom cant say hi since she is dead.

93

Nigger detected

Wow. And they wonder why black people are angry. Your mother is a nigger. Your whole fucking family is one big fucking nigger. How does that feel. Nigger!

follow my advice, give them all a call. Don't do it from a point of fear, but just get all excited about it. This is the first step on a new career path for you! congrats

You think that just because this is anonymous that you can just say what you want. You are are a piece of shit. Go crawl back in bed with your mother and finish that child porn you scumbags downloaded.

Go get shot by a cop, now that you're mad you shit skin

You really think this is anonymous. How about we show everyone your ip address shall we?

You can say what you want! Because this is anonymous you idiot!

Translation:
I am unhappy and need to hurt others to feel okay about things right now.
You can do a lot better, go get some good things in your life, you appear to currently have no understanding of how happy you can be. It will be so good most of the time that you will want to GIVE it away to other people for free.

SECRETS THREAD
We all have secrets Cred Forums. Let yours out and get them off your chest no-matter how bad.

Thrust me its better than keeping it bottled up

I'll start:
I've molested my young sister in her sleep multiple times. as well as cum on her while she was sleeping.

I fucked up.

So what happened to the secrets guy

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OP do you believe everyone is fake as well or that everyone is in this simulation together

Prove it faggot. Will me something. Anything you want. Post. Proof.

The bullshit about the secret and the law of attraction is that it is based on faith

Same with religion, but religion is actually better, because it doesn't want you to be a bragging asshole but a humble altruist.

The whole philosophy is 'if it didn't happen, you didn't believe hard enough'
Its foolproof. You can't complain, your familiar will always be your fault.

So, post proof, or GTFO

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Failure*

If you start demanding proof then it wont work, It only works if you truly believe in the process and let go of the outcome. Just experiment with it and try.

i can attest to this

when i was really into meditation, i meditated on 3 different scenarios all came true.

also was on acid when i came to this realisation, have 10 tabs on me and 2 jays, and i got the cops to drive me home cuz i was 2 lazy.

shit is real yo

See faggot, 'it won't work if you want proof'
'it won't work if you don't truly believe'

Well, if you can't prove it then fuck off. Your shit is as proven as religion, the big bang and cthulhu.

Try doing something small, get trips but with proof that it's you. A timestamp with your letters.
It should happen, since you truly believe in it. I am not demanding, it's all up to you. Faggot.

trips

Enjoy your way of life!

gimme a solid argument for a non religious model!!

if you say it happened by chance so lord help me

>braws

>mfw

this is very accurate,

everyone should take a 500ug-750ug does of lsd at least once in their lifetime.

you'll open up!

Oh, and btw OP. If it's so good, why aren't you famous. Why aren't you rich. Why are you wasting time on a degenerate image posting board like Cred Forums/b/.
How do you know that it wasn't going to happen anyways?

It's like madness. When someone is considered a lunatic, all of his actions are a product of his madness, regardless their sanity.
That happens with this shit too. All good that happens is because of your prayers, your meditation and tour belief. From the smallest to the greatest good outcome, you will always consider it the fruit of your faith and belief.
But fruit comes from labor OP. Not feom sitting your ass off praying.

>says in OP he can provide proof
>"If you ask for proof it won't work"

For the last fucking time I'm not OP

How should I know faggot, you never said it.
Also, my points stand for all of you believing this shit, not just OP, and you seem like one of them.

you could have sued for so much more than $30,000. you fucked up, clown.

b8 taken

pro-tip

ive done this for bad things as well ;)
>dude got prostate cancer
>chick got stabbed to death
>crushing breakup that ended in suicide

projected it all when i was mid mediation.
all 3 happened in 4 months
that was just me "testing the boundaries" and doing a "verifiable" test run

the odds of said thinks happening in the order i i projected and to the people i projected it to

btw its not a "garanteed" working unless you pro as, try things like roulette first, do i 50-50 odd and push it into your favour

So. You are saying you did all that awesome stuff, YET YOU REFUSE TO GET FUCKING TRIPS! IS IT OFF LIMITS FAGGOT?

Also post some timestamp with those trips

dat probabilty tho

id have to get into a meditative state which will take me half hour or so, u wona keep the thread alive ?

you are the fucking cancer of Cred Forums

Stop posting these threads you useless cunt.

Ok then, you want half an hour? Then let's step up the game. When you are done meditating, you will start a new thread with the same theme, and send me the link to a chatroom on chatango.
Chatroom link is apsych.chatango.com, log in as user and post the link, then leave. The threads number will end in QUADS. Trips will also be ok, but quads is best proof. It's 18:00 in my place, so I'll start checking apsych and Cred Forums at 18:30

Let's see if you'll deliver what you said OP, remember, your original post said that you could prove it.

Law of attracton?

kek

Trips by willing it to happen

Damn, I guess I just didn't will hard enough

Yeah, you should do this, ggeett 555 faggot. Now I'm stalling in case I was too early. Ok, seems like time to complete captcha. Nice, storefront. Get.

Kek guess I waited to long

Quads

Double dubs os fine aswell i guess

Is that a skull and bones picture?

Nice frat bruh

8.8.8

wait
why is it 333 on hte picture and not 332 ?

Can someone archive this thread for me? Im on mobile and cant do shit.

Whether it's all BS or not, its kinda inspiring. So i'd like to save it.

10 minutes remaining faggot, thread still alive. Waiting for new and for your 'proof'

I agree, I'm on mobile as well but I might screenshot it and archive it later on my pc

>finds 2 incredibly stupid idiots
>fucks them over
>thinks he is some kind of investment genius
Dude everyone can scam an idiot. It's just like ppl choose not to, because they are not as much of an egoistic asshole as you are.
You didnt invent the wheel or something

Do you even greentext?

you can't invent the wheel and drive a car.
Then you need to invent the car.

Hey OP, can you will my family and i to hit an amazing job or stumble upon an immense amount of money?

Been poor my whole life. I have a large family and we barely make 25k a year.

I'm 19 with 3 jobs.
Our car is slowly breaking down.... We've never had a new car... Once we had a car that was rigged so you had to start it with a doorbell.
Hell, we've never even had a brand new bed.

We also live with someone who is 100% taking advantage of our lives... And we all want him dead. And somehow, despite eating thick layered condiment sandwiches, that fucking bastard is still kicking.

If any of this shit is real.... OP, you'll become a damn god in my household and worshipped.
I know this may all just be BS... You could just be a damn lucky guy or a troll. Eitherway... I figured i'd give it a shot.

I know you can archive the thread straight up with a link and shit. Havent wanted to use it ever, so i dont know how. But its a thing you can do off mobile.

I even had to drip out of highschool to work just so i could put food on our table and pay bills and rent and just...

Trust me OP. I dont think this "will it to happen" thing works for everyone.

Because fuck ive willed this shit my entire life.

Bump?

Ok guys, 50 minutes passed, thread still alive, faggot OP has obviously not delivered. No trips, no new thread with quads.
Time to get your hopes down Cred Forumsros, shit's obviously not working