GIVE ME IDEAS FOR A DIY FLESHLIGHT PLEASE

That makes poison

user...

im horny i dont care

it doesn't make poison but your dick will get stuck in it like glue
don't do it

this feels actually amazing

i dont care

...

Now THIS I can agree with
Warm the sponges, make sure they're drained out before you go in, though then make a tiny hole so air can get out

What do if no latex gloves?

Not OP asking btw

can i put my penis in it

>GIVE ME IDEAS FOR A DIY FLESHLIGHT PLEASE

Go for the tenga fliphole easy to clean cheap feels great make sure to grab the black edition

Go get some, man
Honestly, there's no replacement
They're cheap, common, and nonconspicuous

i dont have any latex gloves though :(

The point of the question was to ascertain what to do if you don't have latex gloves and won't have latex gloves in the future.

Dont be a cheap ass. Buy a fleshlight from amazon and say good bye to the death grip and hello to hard erections again.

but my meema would see it in the mail :(

AY B0$$ GIMME DA PUSSY PLEEEASE

No, they come in the usual discrete brown card amazon packing. She will never know unless she opens the package.

>Be me
>Go to Walmart after seeing DIY fleshlight
>Rubber gloves...
>Sponges...
>Lube...
>Condoms for that authentic feel...

>Get to register
>Cashier jokingly says "Gotta clean up before your date, eh?"
>Blurt out without thinking
>"Actually I'm making a fleshlight."
>Cashier freezes up, face goes blank.
>"Oh... Well, your tota-"
>Realize what I just said
>"FOR A FRIEND IT'S A FLESHLIGHT FOR A FRIEND!"
>Damage is already done
>Cashier bags my unborn fleshlight, not saying a word.

>Get home
>Sandwich glove between the sponges
>Shove in glass
>Lube up
>"Sorry Miku... I forgot the condoms."
>Fuck that cup till I can't feel my dick

Pretty good tbh, not as good as the real thing tho. Trust me lol, 'cause I get a LOT of the real thing.

>Trust me lol, 'cause I get a LOT of the real thing.

The fuck out of here, faggot.

find a willing 8 year old and mold it after her pussy

>I get a LOT of the real thing

are you 12?

youtube.com/watch?v=3WVqR4e1Jl0

Unless it looks like this, I'm calling major bullshit.

nobody understands a good kek anyymore
i miss the old Cred Forums

>I miss the old Cred Forums
>Has been here 4 whole weeks

Again. The fuck out of here, faggot.

>Nobody understands a good kek anymore
>I miss the old Cred Forums

You're complaining about us calling you out on your bullshit and using the phrase that should be used when faced with furfaggotry and literal faggotry.

Oh god.

Is this what greentext has come to? Are all of you shitting me, or did you legit think I actually had this experience?

See, this guy has enough common fucking sense to realize that it was a joke.

If you're in the UK I just made a thread about how I don't want mine. It's new basically, only 'used' once, better than all hookers

Cancer.

>Did you legit think I had this experience

No, faggot, that's exactly why we called your bullshit. And please, don't samefag.

getthelube.com

WARNING: USE SOFT SPONGES OR YOUR DICK WILL FEEL THE ROUGH EDGE.

been here for 10 years

>I get a LOT of the real thing
Who you trying to fool user?

are you mentally deficient?

No. You?

Stop being gay.

Cum on guys is your bad sense of humor really that crippled?

dude i totally just made one and its sauce

its not even humor, because really, 50% of the population is below average, and really, 80% of the population is "unattractive" or "stupid" and guess whose having all the kids ( ergo, fucking ).

everyone here thinks what all these chads and hipsters and pokemon go players are the cringiest shit, who could ever actually want to have sex with them

but they do

That's not humour, that's a shit joke you just made, and you should feel bad. GTFO newfag.

I'll sell you my used one for cheap. It has a big labia

nup, no one stays on Cred Forums for ten years and no one would stay on this board from even 2012 until NOW. It's literally gotten SOOOO shit. Obvious bullshit. SHut your shit up kid.

Different guy but have been looking around my house and I haven't got any gloves, anyone got a suitable replacement?

this really should of been a draw your own fleshlight idea or whatever thread

Fuck a watermelon nigger

Anyone wanna watch a video of me cumming in mine? Kik me: Jakedente

Best sensation on the planet, trust me

I did not make it and I also did not say it was funny but you outright calling him a newfag is retarded.

GTFO samefag.

take latex gloves, drip some olive oil in , get a kitchen towel and fold it about the lenght you need and then wrap it as tight as you need and pack in a sock

did anyone try with a latex glove and silly putty?

...

tried with dogshit bag, works albiet noisy. Glass i used was way too small but slightly nice when banging bottom of glass

Masturbation is a sin.
Get on the cross, you naughty little boy.

>DIY FLESHLIGHT
Try fucking JESUS
JESUS wants your semen for breakfast in heaven

no, you give yourself an enema with it

go to amazon type onahole , order and enjoy