He willingly plays as elves in games

>he willingly plays as elves in games

Goddamn knife-ear fags, anyone who likes them is a subhuman tree rat.

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Do you really think those two women understand why he is a douche or are they just judging him for playing games in general.

They can sense the gaping arsehole of anyone who chooses elves over other races

Good for mage builds but

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If you're a sissy and like nature magic.

Fuck your precious 1000 year-old forests, I'll burn those fuckers to the ground and jerk off into the ashes

What y'all motherfuckers don't like some elves? Who's got all dexterity in your party?

So glad others feel this way. Elves are fucking faggots in damn near every rendition. Humans aren't much better either.

>2016
>not playing as a sexy daddie orc

Orcs are elf niggers.

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>plays human characters
>is human
boooring

Well those guys are pussys!.. ;D

Nord till I die. Get your dex fucked by my strength and a great sword faggets

U jelly white boi?

I don't have any consoles but i used to play D&D 3.5 a lot growing up. I was a huge baby about it though.

Found the elf fag

I like to call elves keebs. (short for Keebler, elf fags don't like to be confused with the cookie makers)

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