Girlfriend called me fat as fuck. how do I get revenge?

Girlfriend called me fat as fuck. how do I get revenge?

lose weight

Dump her and continue eating like a pig

Sit on her

put your dick in her then mock her for fucking a fatty

>mfw I'm fat and my girlfriend loves it for some reason

Always playing with muh belly, kissing it, and laying her head on it.

Block her route with your fat ass.

>Dump her
>Lose weight
>Fuck her friend(s)

Rub poison ivy on your dick and fuck her. You can put ointment on she can't lawls.

:DD

he gets mad at me for doing that :(

...

>Get a gym membership
>Hit the gym fatty
>Lose weight, get buff
>Fuck her sister and/or best friend
>Get hotter GF
>Get fat again.
>Rinse and repeat as needed

update: I told that fat shaming cunt I'm going to lose weight and break up with her 1 year from now when I become a super model.

You stop being a pussy

Show us a pic of how fat you are

Let's see them jellyrolls

>fat shaming cunt
kys you fat shit

Eat her.

> hold a chesto berry
> belly drum
> rest
> body slam

Kill yourself
Leave note saying its her fault
Guilt will destroy her

Zen headbutt