Girlfriend called me fat as fuck. how do I get revenge?
Girlfriend called me fat as fuck. how do I get revenge?
lose weight
Dump her and continue eating like a pig
Sit on her
put your dick in her then mock her for fucking a fatty
>mfw I'm fat and my girlfriend loves it for some reason
Always playing with muh belly, kissing it, and laying her head on it.
Block her route with your fat ass.
>Dump her
>Lose weight
>Fuck her friend(s)
Rub poison ivy on your dick and fuck her. You can put ointment on she can't lawls.
:DD
he gets mad at me for doing that :(
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>Get a gym membership
>Hit the gym fatty
>Lose weight, get buff
>Fuck her sister and/or best friend
>Get hotter GF
>Get fat again.
>Rinse and repeat as needed
update: I told that fat shaming cunt I'm going to lose weight and break up with her 1 year from now when I become a super model.
You stop being a pussy
Show us a pic of how fat you are
Let's see them jellyrolls
>fat shaming cunt
kys you fat shit
Eat her.
> hold a chesto berry
> belly drum
> rest
> body slam
Kill yourself
Leave note saying its her fault
Guilt will destroy her
Zen headbutt