SECRETS THREAD

My first kiss was with my lil bro. He was sleeping so not sure if it counts.

I once sucked my baby bro's dick. He was 5.

do you have to provide for anyone but you? when will you move on and find a new job?

Not really, I live with my parents still. And I'm working on it...will hear back from 2 applications this week..,

I drink at work and get paid for it.

I met my wife on Cred Forums.

I like to visit Cred Forums to see all you fuckos

1. I'd fuck my mom in a heartbeat if she'd let me
2. I stalked a hot teacher . . she didn't deserve it
3. I beat up a kid and gave him PTSD . . wayyyy out of proportion to the provocation
4. I think we had 9/11 coming
5. I'm racist as hell and think Caitlyn Jenner is a man

How did that happen?

Can you teach us lonely fags how to meet a girl on Cred Forums?

I wait until my gf is drunk & then do unspeakable things to her

then just tell them. shit can happen, pretending will just look awkward the longer you keep up the lie. good luck with the applications.

Fuck dude. Stop. Find religion if you have too. Move far away from family as soon as you can. Like the other side of the world. Or report yourself but weigh up consequences to your family.

Be a reverse trap.

No. Really.

Religion is fake .. Idk why everyone answer is religion... It's another way for a small group of people to control you and or take your money

Yeah I know, I'm an idiot. I always dig myself into these holes. Thanks man, I'm confident I'll get something again

i keep my current gf just for sole purpose of fucking her raw (she is on pill)... meanwhile i am dating other girls, she thinks i love her and we will get married

Ever make any videos?

Pussy shot?

so you're a lesbian and you met her on /soc/?

No. I pretended to be a girl, she saw through it, found it endearing. We got to know each other, 6 years later we're here now.

A 15yo girl stated that she's mad in love with me, and i turned her down because i'm 26 and married and got too much to lose....

If he has too. Fuck yeah religion is fake neckbeard but if believing in jeebious will keep a pedo like OP from hurting kids and instead having a church wife why not asshole.

I'm voting for trump but i can't tell anyone because i live in a college town full of libcucks

Here ya go

>5. I'm racist as hell and think Caitlyn Jenner is a man

you seem okay

I comitted the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

Link?

My father molested me multiple times, he stopped when I turned 13.

Nice, whats her tat say?

stupid bitch has her tattoo reversed

>being that dumb

>not understanding how a mirror works

...

M or f

Would you let a black doctor that acts white in all things treat you for something benign (provided a white doctor is also available and could be switched to in a socially acceptable manner)?
Genuinely curious.

Male.

How do feel about it now. What were the effects of it?

My best friends dad tried to have sex with me while i was in a relationship.

Friend still doesn't know because I know it will ruin her parents marriage

i live with my sister in laws and secretly want to find ways how to fuck them but cant find a way

>unspeakable things
This is Cred Forums. If you're not gonna say it in this SECRET THREAD then fuck off pussy

It's kinda odd, I mean thinking back makes me pretty hard, but at the same time, fuck that old man.

Tits or gtfo you hairy slut

M or f and how old were you / how old was he

>met wife

How is he doing, by the way?

I still think about breaking into my wifes phone all the time to check that shes not cheating on me on snapchat or IG. Tracking apps, shoulder watching, all of it. I dont, but i want to because i dont trust her at all.

I'm a dude, else there would be tits
I was 20 he was about 45.

Keep your temper

My wife and i have been together 14 years, married for 8 years.

We're looking into dating other people.

You know, it sucks when you're keeping that on the low, and you see a person on Tinder who knows someone you know.

ive been living there for 2 years and cant find the right time or find what to do

Great. She's about to graduate.

I've never been so much as impolite to someone because of their ancestry.

However, the evidence is undeniable that tens of thousands of years of separation by continents has changed peoples in more ways than just melanin.

Intelligence, inhibition, personality, reproductive strategy, etc. have all been affected.

That is why there isn't a single successful Black nation.
That is why east Asians dominate academics (they have high IQs and high inhibition).
That is why the West rose to preeminence.

Saying Blacks are less intelligent than other races does not deny the existence of Black genius: it just means that it's less common than amongst other groups.

So, yes, Cred Forumsro I would let a Black physician treat me.

Racism is just the belief that there is such a thing as biological race. The belief that it means we ought to put on sheets and hang Blacks is a lie that is destroying the West.

plus it'd pretty much be like sending op to molester school

I once drove my car above the posted speed limit.

You are literally Adolf Hitler, you monster.

Every day i think about quitting my job and disappearing from my wife and kids. Just take all my money out and leave with a backpack and never go back. Ditch the phone and car and drop off the face of the earth. Sometimes i think that being homeless would be better than working my self into the ground for a family thay doesn't appreciate or care about me at all

After getting screwed by my ex, I'm taking revenge on the female sex by stringing along two girls that both think I only have a thing with them. One is a 10/10 girl about 3 years older than me, and the other is a 7/10 about 2 years below. Scheduling and keeping them away from each other is a bitch, but it's fun as hell

I told everyone a lie that my father beat me when I was in middle school because he was abusing me in other ways but nobody believed me. He would spend all night fucking chick's in our shared bedroom, was racist and homophobic as fuck (I'm bi], threatened me a lot and constantly invaded my privacy. He was on drugs and raised he'll about every little thing and put my life in danger by bringing me on drug deals. But you're not an abuse victim where I live unless you have bruises so I whacked myself against something a few times and made the bruises look worse in photoshop and told the police. He went to jail for a while and they ended up convicting him of a drug charges and going to a rehab center for 3 years with little outside contact. Doing this is the only reason anything I say holds any weight with my family which is good because now that he's out I keep catching him abusing his girlfriend physically anyways and doing drugs. When he calls me out on it I just make it look to everyone else like he was in a blackout when it happens. I don't regret it but I feel like shit when I talk to my friends who really were beaten or worse, and it's one of two things I have to take to my grave.

Don't do that.

maybe you want to talk to your wife about that, maybe find another job and solve your issues instead of repressing or running away?

I never told anyone how I feel I've always said I'm happy and the nothing wrong with me

Bumpadup

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I also try and find people who know her in Florida threads because sharing with them makes me diamonds

I want to share my stuff, but I'm too much of a pussy, but the idea get me diamonds

Do it ... It's amazingly fun

We talk, and sometimes things seem fine. But for the most part i do all the work and she works only about how she looks and how many people think she's hot. I work 8-5 every day, then come home and do dishes, laundry, dinner, homework with the kids, showers and finally get them in bed. I know it seems whiney, and i know we need to talk, but i never feel like she actually hears me

lol

so glad I'm single

Some days i wish i was too

I more or less paid some one to ruin the life of an ex that belongs to the girl I am in love with. She still cares about her ex who is verbally abusive and mentally manipulative to her even though her ex of knows my love interest was abused. This ex was cool but went crazy at some point. I honestly hope the ex kills herself or disappears. I don't know what my guy is up to but her exds life is even more of a wreck than ever now.

(You)

Huh

>There's those that post more and are hated more

totally heterosexual male, but I like drugs enough that I let a dude blow me after he gave me a bunch of coke out of obligation

if she is only neglecting you and not contributing anything to the relationship or household then it may be time to break this off.

Every. Fucking. Thread

I've fucked most of my bfs friends and coworkers as well as his sister's crush. I'm a filthy pervert and try to fuck everyone I meet. Male or female.

fair enough

I did literally nothing; there were no slavery here for ages, and I'd fighted it for ages since Byzantia tried to hostage slavs notrher them. It was just like dice throwing.

Wish i could let myself be a slut with women. Cant be aggressive enough with them i supposs

lost virginity without a fucking condom. Maybe gonna be a dad or sick. Either way, i ded son. Worried as fuck

Take as a lesson. Internet > Pussy

I hope you never cause her to have trust issues or hurry her in any way. Just remember, you CAN be caught. It can ruin you both.

i have a gf of 2 years and we live together and we're happy but i'm very attracted to this girl at work. I think about her all the time and I want to spend time with her. I went from relationship directly to another relationship so I haven't been single in like 3.5 yrs. Have any of you ever taken a break in your relationship?

Have Herpes - continue unprotected sex with every girl available. Hope your herpes family tree has me in it.

What's the other thing?

i'd rather have AIDS than a child

less expensive

I WAS caught once

Yeah they do, stuck the life right out of you and your partner

When I was 14 my neighbor in my building hung himself. The stench filled the halls for 2 weeks before they found him. When I found out someone I considered my friend killed himself I felt many emotions. I was suicidal at the time so I was jealous he did it and I didn't. I was angry at myself for not noticing something was wrong with him. But more then anything for the next week at least everytime I closed my eyes I saw his blue corpse in my head decaying. And the whole thing just turned me on so much.

Spent a large portion of my time in college jacking off in bathroom looking at loli porn

What happened?

I was gonna try and put her on user ib to see if I can find any other exs but ... It's so slow

True dat. Either way, i'm gonna an hero if either of that shit happens. Been sad as fuck over this.

True ... But stops me from posting cause she gets no bumps :-(

Even though I'm married with kids, I have a female friend that gives me pain killers if I let her blow me.

Do men give better blow jobs than women?

When my wife drinks too much and passes out, I let my friends see her naked and rub her body.