Why do you put lettuce in your tacos?

Why do you put lettuce in your tacos?

filler, color, texture variation

To make them look more like vaginas

i dont put anything in my tacos

thats what retarded people are paid 6 dollars an hour to do for me

Ew. Fast food.
That's what retarded people pay 6 dollars to fill their stomachs with

Coz God made lettuce and I believe God intended for it to be shredded and put in tacos

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That's a dumb way of thinking, if everyone had high paying jobs you would be doing it your self you ignorant fuck
Inb4 wagekuk

I'm a lawyer

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Why do I put my dick in your mom?
>Cuz I enjoy it faggit

Lettuce in a taco is a must. Where the fuck are you from OP you weird motherfucker

>implying tacos aren't served with a variety of toppings that can include lettuce or cabbage.

what kind of lawyer? the southern poverty law center jewish variety?

YOU'RE CABBAGE. YOU'VE GOT CABBAGE IN YOUR MUFF

#tacotuesday

>implying that's a taco.

I don't. I eat real tacos made with soft corn tortillas, meat, onions, and cilantro. None of that retard shit.

for the same reason i take a coke light with my 2000 calorie meal
I'm an american who like to FEEL he's eating healthy while knowingly eating shit.
But all trolling aside, people like the crunchiness of lettuce and onions.

>crunchiness of lettuce
>implying the tacos isn't crunchy enough

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#999 brought to you by the letter (C)ream. Congratulations!

not too shabby

>implying vegetable crunchy and biscuit crunchy is the same feeling in your mouth...

America, great make again !