ITT: Things in porn that pisses you off

same. i try to stick to POV vids.

This

Used to see it a lot more, but that closeup shot of the dude's face right before him cumming would always fuck up my tempo. Who wants to see that shit?

Obvious fake shit.

Also this

Terrible camera angles.

Black cocks.
Asian cocks.
Rampant asian pussy fur.
Any music.
The dude talking.
Spitting into faces and mouths.... seen more of this lately, wtf.

Pornstars.
I only watch "homemade"-quality shit, it feels genuine and not forced acting.

Black/oversized dicks
That weird airbrushed look
Completely shaved girls

like when the camera is from behind showing a close up of the dudes asshole as he pumps into the chick. like wtf.

also, when you cant see anything cuz fuck stick mcgee doesnt know proper lighting.

>No cumshot
>"creampie" with just the tip still inside
>girls with mouth open to receive facial but then move head/mouth that conveniently dodges most of the load
>excessive moaning/talking

Girls who wear glasses are called nerd in the title.

>guy jerks off for the last 5 minutes of the video before he shoots his """massive""" load onto the girls face/in her mouth for all of 5 seconds

what do you guys think about woodman casting series ?
not new ones
old ones ,before 2005

>intense rapid fucking
>furiously jerking it
>about to cum
>start to cum
>camera switches to close up of the guys face

People in the 80s and 90s apparently.

wearing stockings and taking them off during undressing

SERIOUSLY

>When you find that scene you've been looking for
>start cumming
>shows just a shot of dudes face

The worst mayne

Obiously fake noises - If you cant sound convincing just shut the fuck up
Guy finishing himself - If thats what you were gonna do from the start what the fuck is she there for?
Close up on guys taint/asshole - No thank you
Close up on guys O face - Definately no thank you
Girl opens mouth, cum goes everywhere but mouth
extreme close ups - Ive seen a million cocks going into a million pussys, it all looks the same for the most part, im here to see a chick get fucked not a mechanical action that could be replicated with two sex toys.

>not a mechanical action that could be replicated with two sex toys.

kek

Why the guy won't stop running his mouth.

There used to be a neat set of videos of girls sucking off some guy in public and it would've been good if the guy would've stopped talking for even a second.

>getting fucked
>completely monotone ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah the entire time.

If you can't fake it well don't try. Fucking hell.

>-when a chick says shes cumming, just fuckin spaz out or somethin

have you made any girl cum before?

This

Why don't they just ejaculate like a normal person?

no, thats why im here making this thread.

Fucking right on close ups.
Camera guy, i know you want to feel involved, but you aint stanley fucking kubrick, pan around the room, keep your fucking distance.

are you referring to squirting now?

some do spaz out, friendo

big orgasms and tiny orgasms exists, it just depends how much you've been building it up for her

foreplay builds it up

i used to tease my ex by edging her a coupla times, she hated it and i loved it

>chick is wearing cute clothes/panties, immediately becomes naked

this so much
>movie starts
>slut is wearing delicious fetishy satin gloves
>aw yeah
>takes them off before starting the blowjob

for what reason

No I mean she should cum out her dick properly.

when the guy sucks the traps dick

10/10 brother

>When a porn site has an "interracial" section and it's all just black guys with white women.
There're more combinations you know.

So much this.

when the camera angles are unrealistic and the porn is clearly acted