Trips decides what i do with

shove all of them in your anus

take one bullet and apply directly to the forehead

rollingccccc

start a video chatroom and post link in this thread

then on video put them 1 by 1 up your ass until every bullet is inside you

then fill up a small mouthed water bottle and lay with your ass in the air

empty water bottle into your asshole

hold for 5 minutes and then rapid fire the bullets and water out of your asshole on cam for everyone to see

bite down on the back end really hard ,,with the front end pointing INTO your mouth..
post results

Rolling for this

...

rolling

rollllin

Eat them with milk, like cereal.

roll

swallow 2 of them

rolling again

this or heat them up with a blowtorch

microwave the whole box

>microwave 10 minutes and record it.
Stand well back and rolling

winrar

take them to be disposed of

this rolling

That's not trips FAGGET

rolling for 10 minutes in the microwave and record

Shove it up your ass

Cum on them

>
roll

That's not how trips work.........

Put them back where you found them.

put one in the tip of your penis and hit it with a hammer

take the gunpowder out and make a bomb which you will explode in your nearest city while screaming allahu ackbar

eat them, then post proof here, then post pic of you shitting them out of u

Roll

why are there so many cucks in this thread

microwave on high for 10 minutes and record

reroll
>trips get

this

Make Cred Forums nice again roll

rollan for dis

microwave

roll

rolling foh dis
>TRIPS

put one in youre urethra

Rolllllling

so close! microwave the fucking things and record it!

re fucking rolling
GIMME
>TRIPS

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imma roll til i get my fucking trips
TRIPS GET

trips for the microwave and record!

rerolin for this, you´ll be famous when you get to the news

rollercoaster

Pull the bullet out of the casing, pour out the gun powder and then put the bullet back into the casing.

Pour the gunpowder directly into a big glass of water and when you've emptied them all, carefully spread it in your garden.

Leave the bullets where you found them.

rolllllll

Eat them

this
they see me tripin they hatin

check em

check em

lord kek give me trips so op can microwave these bullets and record it for our entertainment. Thank you oh great kek

triperino?

Up the pooper

find a frog and shove one up its anus. carefully heat the bullet up until it goes off

trips please

or
either way, im top keking

rerollin

Put two up each nose hole

fml

rolllllllllll

microwave 10 min and record

roll

Put your finger prints on them then give the bullets to a black man with gold teeth.

Put one in the penis hole

rollerino

go do a rodge

muthafaka, lord kek must be trolling me!

rolling again

Put them in a fire

elliot rodgers cosplay

Pooper

kill a cat and eat it.

trips for the microwave!

Shoot your game station/computer

roolll

rolling because I think it will be funny

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awhfb;ihabfjibejbsd fucking rerolling for the microwave

rerolling

microwave on high 10 min and record

sandy hooks v2

Shoot a dick shape in your wall

roll again

rollin in the trips

rolling for this

I have a frog .... Great idea

put it in your dick hole

ok lord kek this is it. i need trips so we can get these bullets cooking in the microwave. Please and thank you.

Eat ten put ten up the pooper 2 in the dick hole and 2 in each nose hole

rolling for this

trips get

rollllllllllllfuck

GET

Load them all up in a toaster

become elliot rodgers

my trips wants you to eat the plastic and throw the metal away- i want pictures

rollllinggg

into the microwave they all go

reroll

roll

...

reroll

GIMME MY GOD DAMN HOLY MARY FUCKING TRIPS GODAMN LORD KEK FAGGOT

micr0wave!!!

get

Make some pie, heat up your oven to 220 and ofc put them in

Dump them in a toaster and turn it on

>sound of dice rolling

get

roll

WINRAR
now lets w8 for OP to deliver

WINRAR
MICROWAVE IT IS

HOLY SHIT I FINALLY GOT IT!!!

shoot a cop car!

Winrar, microwave then

preheat oven to 400F
space evenly on well greased baking sheat cook for 30 minutes.

microwave for 10 minutes

Yes!

fucking finally

winrar

FUCKING WINRAR!!!!!!

you have to Cred Forumstard!

give them to the next child you see as a gift
paint them pink for girls

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THANK YOU LORD KEK! I KNEW IF I KEPT ROLLING YOU WOULD GRANT TRIPS!

wooo

...

...

...

how's that microwave coming?

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Ok let's see it already

Empty out one casing, snort the gunpowder, you can add cocaine if you have some, go and lay siege to the next town over from you, killing all the male children and raping all the women.

Come on op. I rolled a good 30 times for that fucking microwave

look at those b& hands
are you a midget or just 12?

Come on op we're waiting

OP you goddamn scheming hebrew fucker, deliver

microwave them already!!!!!

we all got cucked by op. son bitch

Winrar

Fucking hell dude, do it

he has to microwave it for some minutes. then save it to this pc, maybe convert it wo webm and upload it. just wait you faggets

i won but he isnt delivering :(

that book tho

STICK A LIT MATCHBOOK INTO THE BOX THEN SET IT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD IF YOURE NOT A PUSSY.

You have been visited by the trips fairy!

#000 brought to you by the letter (P)etite. Congratulations!

>op delivers
>one bullet goes pop
>microwave stops working
>the end

yea yea yea

...

He is in the process. I hope. Or dead

I have a gun and i have a gopro
What do You want ?

Is op dead?

we want the bullets to be fucking microwaved! Lord kek has granted the holy trips! NOW DELIVER!

Elliott Rogers 2.0 POV

We already got trips

Cook on stove and stand there shaking the pan like you're cooking them...while recording

Just put the bullets on a nice plate. Put in microwave. Try not to die. If you die we can't see it. Don't die. Film everything of course

Omg, I think thoughts are Magnum PI's. The strongest bullet ever made.

I know i did. thats why i said i want the shit microwaved and op needs to deliver.

kys

Insert two of them in the urethra and post pic.

pretty sure

nothings going to happen you dumb fucks. they'll pop like popcorn and that's it. it's not going to start fucking shit up.

what a wasted trip.

But op I didn't get trips!

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"procesor: I5"
shoot yourself right in the head

Is that your kitchen?

DO IT

OP IS A CUNTFIRMED BITCH

eat em

Save one bullet and shove it up your dickhole

>Be OP
>Ask what do with bullets
>user says put them in microwave
>checkem.jpg
>put bullets on microwave safe dish before putting in the cancer box
>press 5
>watch the lightning inside the humming box
>lookscool.png
>Loud bang from inside the microwave
>hole in glass, look down, fuck im bleeding
>blood wont stop, microwave keeps going, more loud bangs
>feel sharp pain in shoulder, more blood
>abort.gif
>Left a bloody mess crawling on the floor trying to reach the microwave of death
>make sure to take pictures with timestamp so anons know i delivrar'd
>One final loud bang
>everything goes dark
>they will never know my epic tale
>police show up soon after, study the scene, laugh and take pictures
>copanon becomes new OP and posts my story
>anons all laugh
>feelsbad.pepe

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BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT

thats why you dont stay in the kitchen

Swallow 2 to top the guy from /k/ that swallowed that one last week.

probably putting an empty box in the microwave

no box faggot
looks like you are just gonna put an empty box in the microwave and act like the bullets are still inside
dont be a bitch

what the fuck's on top of your microwave?

y-you o-k OP?

Spill them onto a pan and heat it until they go blowing up.

THIS, DON'T BE A FAGGOT OP!

Fucking read the thread before you post

put bullets in pot
put pot on stove
wait
?!?!
profit

you do not die before you deliver the video

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Rolling cunt

OHHHHH

YEEEES

took you long enough Cred Forumstard

you got this op! dont back out!

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Do it faggot

now we wait for results....

keep going
so close to becoming epic OP
we believe in you ivan

NUCLEAR FUSION IMININT

Screencap if delivered

1 off of quints man!!

op will be king Cred Forums for a day if follow through. Lets see that timer started then gtfo and record from around the corner. lulz

Press start cuntbubble.

put in ass

OP think of the children

GUYS HE DID IT! GO TO CNN NOW!

I don't know if all the faggots here are literally retarded, but a microwave isn't gonna do shit. Bullets aren't triggered by heat, they are triggered by pressure. you could also make some boiling water in the microwave, it'd be more dangerous actually...

>100 off of quints

comeeeee on i gotta get to work but am literally waiting on this.

This waiting gives me boner

If OP delivers he can buy a new microwave with all the internets he'll be awarded.

If this blows up (pun intended), put me in the screenshot.

shut up

Roler

they are metal and will cause sparks inside the shells where the powder is you retard. Something will definitely happen.

Prove it then faggot

See OP, you'll be fine.

DO IT

Put me in screenshot

...

You can do it OP, I believe in you. Just deliver before you bleed out.

also screenshot my winning trips and prayers to lord kek

Op ???

win focking rar 30 min later slowpoke browse

He dead.

There's not gonna be anything to screenshot you faggots

The Op will deliver, I know He will.

You definitly dont know how microwaves work

there fucking better be

OP piss of

RIP OP

Rest in Peace, OP

We will always remember you.

27.09.2016 - 27.09.2016
"He never microwaved"

Holy shit I hope he's not dead

he is ruski he is different for sure he will

Well Satan, Rip i guess

this

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ruski power just trust

op stop being a cuck

What a bunch of idiots. Even if they'll explode there will be minimum damage to the microwave. The casing is what flies off, the bullet will stay where is was.

Come the fuck on OP

what will we do if Op is dead ?

OP is not dead the faggot probably never even did it

well then it shouldnt be such a big fucking deal for op to carry out!!!

You gonna fuckn share it or what.

He's gone. Rip OP

Shoot up a school

There will be plenty more

this thread is giving me a hankering for some good ivan images

I can already imagine OP´s obituary
"Died bringing a smile to million upon millions of anons and microwaving bullets for our Lord Kek"
RIP in peace OP

check em

I don't know I never been to "Cred Forums"

OP won't do it. He will stop posting and some tards will say he died

op is shit. abandon thread.

rekt in peace user

Roast them in a pot with popcorn.

op is kil

YOU AR MUSLIMS I SW THE CORAN

Something tells me op just pretends to be dead. He thinks his last pic is a scary cliffhanger but it's not any way near as good as the grenade guy

RIP in peace OP

OP, post pic of u dead

OP fails to deliver

ITS OK, MICROWAVE THEM, ONLY THE HAT FLYOFF.

IT NEED A BARREL TO MAKE U AN HERO.

Rip in paperoni grenade guy

RIP in pieces

>it's not any way near as good as the grenade guy

Seconded

OP rest in peace

rolling

Checked

WINRAR, Op is now dead...

Sure, the bullets without blackpowder

he dead

RIP OP You died with style see you on cnn

trips
op is dead
he's with harambe now

Wrong, spark will cause gunpowder to ignote causing an explosion. Explosion will create massive pressure inside a one side casing and release with great force toward the bullet forcing the bullet pellet to fire at the normal speed. Microwave will be destoyed as will kitchen unit/kitchen walls. Not all bullets will go off though only the first one that causes the microwave to cease operating. If the bullets cause holes in the microwave glass door and metallic casing but do not cause the microwave to cease operating then the microwaves will escape the microwave chamber and start to cook kitchen items in the vicinity of the microwave. OP would be wise to stay well clear of the microwave until it ceases to operate or all bullets have fired. Knowing how many have been fired will be hard to determine. Hopefully OP counted them before hand.

He simply didnt deliver. Deal with it

somewone save this epic threat

Abandon shit
have a gobm peenko panu pun pun

Omg is true ! The book...