>3 months ago >start randomly adding every hot girl off "people you may know" even if they live far away >get up to around 4k friends mainly hot girls >out of no where this girl i added (on right) messages me >we end up talking non stop >tells me how she used to be a huge slut, banged over 40 guys in a year, even a 50 year old >says she stopped whoring around since her last bf broke her heart >hasnt had sex in over a year she says >fast forward 3 months >still talking >she says she wants to see me and stay with me for a week >drives down here >as soon as i meet her, everything is awkward as hell >dont get along at all >im acting fully autistic every day >3 months all we did was talk about sex and how badly we wanted each other >end up sleeping on the couch while she has my bed
She just left today, after only staying for 2 days. i dont think ive had a more awkward experience in my life. Considering suicide
adding randoms on facebook is about as autistic as you get
Julian Sanchez
honestly, it sounds like you're just not cut out for life.
End it bruh.
Gavin Nelson
Not a furry but love cat costumes.. what's wrong with me
Henry Ward
a you are that type of guy HAAA GAAYYYYY
Xavier Lee
link fb
Adam Phillips
Sudoku
James King
at least you made me laugh
Julian Young
Hahahah great story. Forget about it man. That is how online dating works. Shit's always fucked up. Especially with a closet slut like her. She probably was fucked up before she started whoring. Just remember it as a funny experience and move on. This is not worth heroieng about.
I call bullshit How can u have the balls to add 4k people and then still not do the deed
Nolan Butler
Same bruh idk what it is about them.... makes me hhhnnnggg
Joseph Carter
Idk if you wanted advice, but you need to drink a bit. Drink like 4 beers, 2 before she even meets you and wash your teeth. Works like a charm for me.
Nolan Stewart
jesus, just stop trying so damn hard. 4k friends?
You don't need to get along with anybody. You obviously had way too high expectations and probably felt she had too high expectations, too. Just chill dude. That's no reason for suicide.
Nathan Parker
...but who was phone?
Jayden Thompson
Listen to this guy.
Online dating stuff sucks massive balls. Most girls are awkward and behave different online. Just fuck bitches you meet in bars or something, or date some girls you meet in real life.
Hunter Foster
... why the fuck didn't you fuck her you retard? Get yourselves a drink?
Maybe you need to start with some practice fatties...
Nathaniel Adams
For real. Glad I'm not alone
Brayden Powell
You poor sap.
The years you've spent on voyeurism and fapping have deeply ingrained in you a paralyzing performance anxiety. You are truly and totally fucked until and unless you find an equally but differently fucked girl that you're not only compatible with, but who will have the patient and bravery to stick around while both of you work your way back to being human.
Good luck, man. Kys might be preferrable in those circumstances
Chase King
what do you mean? obviously my facebook account isnt autistic with some picture of boxxy as my profile pic. Most the girls i added already had a ton of mutual friends.
Connor Jones
always do a shot or two before meeting up with a girl for the first time and get alcohol into her stomach as fast as possible. how do you not know this? where are your buddies man.
Gabriel Nelson
>Env
Benjamin Williams
Read the fucking OP he says one on the right dumbass
Mason Foster
Then again, success is probably more likely today than it's ever been in history, thanks to the amazing communicative powers of the internet.
Find yourself someone damaged, be honest, and just fumble your way back to us, user.
Dominic Cruz
>what is dating?
These is how most people get hoes today, like it or not.
Ethan Taylor
It's probably for the best with her rapsheet
Brayden Ross
Yeah, that's how meeting girls on the Internet goes. Been there.
Nathan Rivera
Are you fucking gay OP. She's fucking hot and she wanted the D so bad. You fucked it up kill yourself.
Ryder Ortiz
Dog either you're gay or she's the awkward one. Suicide isn't the answer.
Jacob Howard
virgin detected
i hate alcohol
we tried but i was so nervous i was shaking the whole time and couldnt get hard at all
Jace Harris
Laughing so much man.
I done the same when I was 18, I went down hers and ended up staying in a fucking caravan in the front garden with her brother hahahaha
You'll get over it lad
Justin Parker
>Hate alcohol Good fuckin luck to you bro, only girls you're getting is half shaved head beta-seekers
Brody Taylor
>>says she stopped whoring around since her last bf broke her heart >>hasnt had sex in over a year she says >>fast forward 3 months >>still talking >>she says she wants to see me and stay with me for a week
Hey bud, this bit of the conversation tells you everything she needs to know. She's still a slut, she still love sex, she wanted sex from you. Talking about her accolades in the past tense like this was her "Anti-Slut Defense", the way she validates her behavior.
She very much wanted to have sex with you, but didn't want to risk being shamed by society for doing so. I would suggest immediately reading the book "The Rational Male" by Rollo Tomassi.
And don't worry about it, this bitch wasn't even a catch... she's the water. Last I checked there's plenty of water.
Gabriel Davis
But did you ACUTALLY KNOW THEM?
Owen Edwards
>Hey bud, this bit of the conversation tells you everything she needs to know.
everything you need to know*
Leo Lewis
Nah not Virgin. I even fucked a girl similar to this story. I get a msg on Napster from a some girl downloading my songs. We end up phoning each other every night for few months she comes to my house one day and gave her the D cause I'm not a fucking faggot like you.
Virgin detected.
Dylan Reed
i mean i dont mind the expensive stuff like grey goose and ciroc..
how would alcohol made it different? wouldnt i just of gotten whiskey dick or whatever
Adrian Young
>autism
ya blew it. she's not gonna want you anymore.
If you REALLY want to try to salvage, you gotta pick her up holding her horizontally (holding under her legs and back), kiss her aggressively, bring her to the bedroom, and fuck her violently
If you can't do this without sperging out, you won't get anything