Dear Cred Forums

Dear Cred Forums,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Cred Forums will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

Cred Forums - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Who's heaven?

well good luck finding Heaven. He died in a car crash last year.

either newfag or bait.

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we surrender ;_;

Kek u can't do shit

kek u cant do shit

>2/3 Players have voted to not surrend. Vote is failed

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Old pasta is old

kek u cant do shit

New copypasta

i know that's fake but i wish it was true.

i can't unsee the thing that i saw here but it would be nice if no one else would see them.

Cred Forums is in trouble, gather the sages and assemble the triforce.

Cred Forums is in trouble,

and you should prepare di make it double! check'em

welcome to the internet you must be new here

Omgeeeeee anuamoos can i join ur clan??!?! U got ang games on ur phoneeeww?

idc if this is real or not- that picture is real and it's fucking cringe.