Why aren't any of you funny? Serious questions

Why aren't any of you funny? Serious questions.

None of you really have a sense of humor. You all just seem angry and maybe a little challenged mentally. Every time somebody attempts to insult me here, it's always extremely basic and predictable. Hackneyed. I've never been met by anybody with an original joke much less any sort of willingness to be original in the first place. I just imagine most of you as having the insulting intelligence of an fatherless obese Mexican child at a water park. "Shut the fuck up faggot" "Autist piece of shit" "Why don't you go fuck your mom, cuck nigger"

It's pathetic. Why don't you guys even try? It's obvious that you're okay being mediocre because you come here and make tired, stale jokes, but why though? Why are you okay being so low on the social food chain? Why haven't you killed yourself yet? Serious question there.

Is the fact that you're anonymous make you more likely to say unfunny things or does this place (not unlike facebook) attract unfunny people?

Because we're autistic virgins

STFU faggot, why don't you go fuck your autistic mom you cuck nigger

Ikr

Yes. Yes you are.

STFU faggot, why don't you go fuck your autistic mom you cuck nigger

Even your irony is unoriginal

STFU faggot, why don't you go fuck your autistic mom you cuck nigger

Well it sure seems like you're upset about something. Do you think maybe all those insults go to you after all?

for real tho I only come here for porn and because I feel better about myself when user's lives are shittier than mine.
The unoriginal memeing and irony make you feel like part of a group because you share the the same fucked social etiquette on the internet.
In the end its a way to socialize when you are too autistic to cope with life.

You think you are smart, when you are in fact a dumb retarded white kid living with your girlfriend.

I hate you, I really do. You're not an intellectual, you're just average.

No. And shame on you for thinking you were smart enough to get in my head. I would really lay into you here, but you're attempt at a psychological evaluation was so bad that I can't even bring myself to take you seriously. Sorry.

I got Class clown in middle school elementary school and high school.

Not even Carlos Mencia would steal your material.

Is this how people ask for a Ylyl thread nowadays? Fine by me

You want 'funny?' Take a look at my sex-life.

If you want to die of laughter, look at the rest of my life.

I asked if you were upset and you interpret that as me "trying to get in your head"? It's just that the whole paragraph in the opening post would lead me to believe you're pretty fucking mad dude.
You want more intelligent conversation? Insults that aren't so lackluster? Go to another board. This place is filth. Just like you.

"Just like you"

WOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Audience goes insane*

I was not aiming to be funny. I get that you find yourself funny, with your original jokes and friends that says that you are fun to be with.

>I get that you find yourself funny, with your original jokes and friends that says that you are fun to be with.

It's a great life.

How can you reply such shit after making a thread about how unfunny and generic anons comments are?

Go outside tho

Tell me, what do you find amusing among insults and other things? I am interested in you now.

I got a keyboard.

You know I can tell you're underage right?

*carefully compiling list of things I find funny so I can validate myself to people I don't care if they die*

I went outside earlier. Nothing changes.

everyone that was funny and made Cred Forums what it was, has already left. all that remains in this shithole are SJWs, cucks, trap, and like 2 or 3 oldfags who cant leave.

And still you found the time to write that everybody is unfunny.

Good job.

>found time

lol they always resort to my time management. Classic Cred Forums

you asked

How old are you for real? Don't 18 or over because I won't believe you.

You are insecure, you reflect everything. Classic, classic.

You remind me of drunk sports fans who question you incessantly about uninteresting and banal things because they think by continuing their line of questioning gives them some sort of footing.

You're a bore, sir.

>calls me insecure.

You really are pulling all the classic internet argument cards.

Patiently waiting for "projecting" post.

I don't play sports m8. I just abuse underage kids on anime inspired image boards is all.
I know you're underage because grown people don't make overly sarcastic comments like these

"Everybody is boring but me! I have the knowledge and power to insult others, but I will not be ridiculed."

> I just abuse underage kids on anime inspired image boards is all.

>grown people don't make overly sarcastic comments like these

Are you trying to be Ken M? He's funnier than you.

Yeah pretty much.

I just looked him up. He doesn't seem funny at all.

exactly

Take a load of this self-righteous peace of fecal matter.

yes. Take my load.

Whats going on, op? Why the negativity? Sure most of us on Cred Forums probably aren't hilarious but being rude doesn't create a net gain for this community. I would argue that, though a majority of us aren't funny, you fit into that majority as well. Learn to love yourself and loving others will come easier. Have a great week, op.

>take a load
Its GET a load you cum guzzling queer

Mom get the fuck off Cred Forums this is my safe space.

>Young man yells at the internet

Great thread!

Well would you look at that, OP is, as always, a faggot. Perhaps jokes are reused here because the exact same reaction is warranted every time an OP like you comes along.

>inb4 "but I am original, hurr"

No I suspect they're reused because nobody here takes any effort to do anything in their lives. I doubt that would be the reason, as it is convoluted and unrelated to premise.

Dude, you aren't funny either. I read all of your responses. Not a funny comment. Try being good at something before you criticize others.

Comma splice.

How many plants does it take to make a forest?

Tree of them!

more of this

Some people on here crack me up, and not much makes me laugh. Everyone's sense of humor is different though. If your subjective experience is that this site isn't funny, then why not go on another board you enjoy?
>Nice way of saying fuck off.

Tree fiddy

>Nice way of saying fuck off.

Thanks for clearing that up for me I was really having a hard time grasping this.

Well aren't you a homo. Checked.

>why aren't any of you funny?
>why don't you guys even try?

Well... Cred Forums. That's why.

And don't mistake "hackneyed" with "tried and tested" - if lots of people are telling you you're an autist who needs to die of nigger AIDS... Guess what? It may be time to line your toy cars up in a row and let Jamal dump his virus-riddled spaff up your dirtbox...

All I'm saying is, everyone here seems fine with calling each other an autistic faggot fuck, but YOU, little man, YOU seem to think you warrant something special?

Fuck off. All the way off. And when you get there, make a 90 degree left turn and then fuck off to a point of equal distance to your starting point.
Then eat shit.
Faget.

3/10 for effort
1/10 for content

Who gives a fuck about your opinion of it? I stated the case as I saw it m8 - if I throw a fucking dog a bone, you think I wait around to hear how it tastes?

Die in a house fire, you smug fucking intellectual-wannabe. I've fucked WOMEN smarter than you.
WOMEN.

misogynist.

faget

>waiting around to hear how it tastes

Being funny is a construct and is based solely on the individual's sense of humor. However, if you really want an answer, it's because everyone on this site is twelve, or at least has the mentality of a twelve year old.

>waiting around to see if that stupid fucking hound cuts it's mouth on the edges

The real question op, is why the fuck do you care enough to type out a wall of text? I mean the questions you ask are rhetorical in nature, serving little purpose other than an excuse to have your meaty little sausages you call fingers tiktak away on your keyboard. Cred Forums is not a place to cater to your specific tastes, it's not a breeding ground for spectacular humorous OC. Especially not Cred Forums of all fucking places. Your post reeks of normie trying to fit in. So my last questions Are as follows. Are you autistic and just like wasting time? Is there even a semblance of a cohesive thought rattling around in that thick shit skull of yours?
Outb4 >text wall
No shit
Tl;Dr >fuck you faggot

...

Typing text isn't hard and doesn't take much effort, but I understand if this surprises you.

>still caring what I say despite claiming he never did.

I don't care, you dumb fuck - I'm waiting to see how much more tard-spaff you spew. This is why I hang out on Cred Forums, why the fuck are YOU here?

>Its not even funny anymore guys.

It's a secret

Rough guess? You hang out on Cred Forums for the "comedy" but you inevitably end up fapping to traps?
Nothing to be ashamed of...

If you're a massive faggot.

terrible guess

thought you were supposed to be smart or whatever

Where the fuck did you get that idea? I'm on Cred Forums talking to you, how smart can I be right?

Speak for yourself

Look at this one, he wants the world to entertain him while not providing any original comment of his own.
The entitlement of this guy is what makes other generations laugh at millennials.

Calm down, spastic. This is me calling you guys out for sucking. If I want entertainment, it's a simple click away.

After having read your post, I have to say I am quite unenthused by your blatantly apparent desire to invoke reactionary statements and insults. You are, in fact, resembling only the most basic form of bait, so poorly disguised that it appears nearly everybody in this thread has implicitly detected your inability to fool even the most mentally deficit of our population. I am rather unsure of what kind of depraved self satisfaction you gain from such an endeavor, but I believe I can safely say that on the scale of 1 to faggot, you seem to be quite determined in reaching that ultimate marker.

Try not to be such a pathetic cuck faggot next time

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