You all know the drill by now

You all know the drill by now

Let get two going at once Incase one fails

Can't come up with something more creative than "hey" you're lucky she even replied faggot

Do you like wampum?

Trips doe, and STFU at least I can talk to girls faggot

Niggertit weather we are having

Yeah you can tell by the way you think "hey" is a good opener. Keep trying though virginfag

are you into facesitting because i've been farting all day bb?

i have 3 minutes and around 80 condoms

do you know any sexy dudes i can fuck?

My farts smell like burning Jews

Roll

winrar

Rerolling

Want to lynch a nigger with me?

No re rolls, fagit

roll

What kind of names are these??? They just sound off..

Winning

I want to milk your udders you rancid swine

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reply with my get, OP you queef

i want to put my peepee in your weewee

I'm going to smear butter all over my ass and slide around on the ice at a hockey rink check the news at 7

were your parents shitfaced when naming you?

Your name sounds like a transformer and a Pokemon had a rape baby

Would you like some making fuck, BERSERKER.

Ok who do we have to drill? A dirt hole? A man hole? A woman hole? An animal hole? An out-of-this-world hole?

Reply to the photo with your lines

What do you enjoy licking more? My asshole or balls?

AYY BBY ;*

i'll cut your name into my forarm if you'll think its cute lol

The fuck? No wonder you're such a beta fucking pussy.

Truth right here

OP is a fucking piece of shit

The fuck happened to Cred Forums?

I'm a raging autist and im sorry xD

Can I have some of your hair? I am building my very own real girl and just need some hair and teeth to complete her.

Irish

Would you start since you look like you're packing a dick?

Op what is that app

This

I have dead babies in my pockets :)

" how many are willing to do it raw?"

rolli0ng

Come over and help me make a list

I'm eating my own poo poo right now lol

ever watch a man child cum in a horse?

if you play your cards right, that horse could be you

reroll for

i'm autistic and i feel like i love you

Tindr you pleb

Send me a picture of your used tampons please, I wanna print them out and convince my brother that it's alive

THAT WASN'T EVEN ME LMAO NEWFAG

roll

I'm a registered sex offender

you was supposed to say i could fuck myself ^^

roll

Give me the best one you know. I need them badly.

do they have autistic names like yours?

roll

Op is dead

You ready for splatter time?

Mommy still buys me pjs

>I'm a registered sex offender
winrar!

Ohhhh dear

such a waste

use this line for your get OP

Or if ur not to busy would u mind putting on a fake horse cock and riding me?

this^

fucking waste of quads

What a waste of quads :(

winrar

I fucking hate brown people

WINRAR

"Parents who don't give a shit about what their kids watch on the Internet " happen user. So sad. Sssoooooooo sad.

Do you wanna "Ri-ogh-nah dick?"

OP, post updated pics!

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i hate chocolate milk

i bet youre a hit with the ladys

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We hate your kind of people.

Sometimes I like to smear the cum I saved from the past few weeks into my bare bum bum and begin to rub it into the carpet so that it makes stains that my mommy cannot get rid of and she has to spend hours bending over it makes me so hard I love watching her festering asshole mmmm

This is why we need ID's back.

None of those were dubs wtf

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What.....zee....fuck???
Hahaha xD

Winrar

thats just factualy wrong

>kys

Check these dubs

i didnt even get dubs but thank you!!!!

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How did he die?

>yfw too black for Cred Forums

Cancer

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I will not stand idly by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people

HAHAHA my third get this thread

Shrek is drek...
Shrek... is drek...
Real fucking clever, you can make rhymes about Shrek.
Real FUCKING clever, you're funny, real cute.
Shrek is drek, you think of that on your own?
You know there's some people out there, who.. who Shrek matters a whole god damn lot to...
And we're not gonna let them down!
We're not gonna let some asshole who thinks he's clever say Shrek is drek!
Cus you know what?
SHREK IS NOT DREK!

Spit or Swallow?

Bitches not replying

Reroll

Reroll 2

try another hoe, OP

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I fuck myself with a one direction tooth brush

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winzzzz

We have a winner

winrar

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OP

My condolences. He was great person. Sharing lolis, creeepshots, traps. I hope he died a very gruesome death.

omg yiiiiiiisss

Spidey we all know you're curious. Come join us. C'mon bruh. Get out the damn closet.

Okay many we got something here next dubs is what I'll say..

Also the name is pronounced
Sore-cha

Can I sit in your face first?

wanna see my dick? its not that big, but people mostly have a good laugh when i show it

reroll

She Russian? Czech?

dang.
i reroll again.... but i'd also like to ask op to post with every rolled 9 or what ever. it often takes to long with dubs

Irish my friend

roll

Can't send pic over Tinder anyway

and again

too bad

AHAHAHHA not everyone is you and is lucky when a girl replies fucking retard

I'm sorry if I sounded weird or rude. Sometimes I get nervous when trying to talk to a girl I like o///o What I meant to say is, would you like to go for a movie with me? I have a free weekend. No worries if not though, we can still be friends. Pls respond

Would you like to put a ring on it?

In this context, "it" is my cock.

Thats no fun

LET THE PEOPLE OF Cred Forums VOTE

SHALL I USE THIS OR NAH?

you afraid to spill some spaghetti?

Fuck with my ex. She hot.

Facebook : Selina Messmer

please do

NYPA faggot

Eh bb u want sum fuk?

Why thank you.


I don't know of what you acronym means, but thank you.

The faggiest of newfags.

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Gave you cancer, enjoy

I got this weird fetish, I want you to finger my asshole and then sniff it while I watch you do it and jackoff. Gotta do it till I cum. Ok pig?

I never understood why some of you idiots do this. Complaining about being foreveralone, but when you do find someone who is willing to talk to you, You do this.

What's the point?

>Rioghnach

sounds like a mythological giant that destroys entire villages

Hey its OP here, I have a girlfriend.. I'm just bored and this is fun so fuck you faggot

It just means you been here for WAY too long and need a new hobby.

What're you, Internet police?

Re-oh-nah lmao

So, what are you posting faggot? Wait for her answers than post. Why are you so stupid retarted fat nigger?

ikr. obviously bait and the only idiot who caught it. Hahaha

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I love you. Please don't leave me or i will kill myself!!

from Texas... I'm a cowboy... sometimes I go hiking with my brothers. We are really close.

Yes, I am.

hahaha dude wtf? xD
You made a funny

I'm from libya

What the hell o///o means?

My moms Vagina

Aleppo

Just one thing... *fuck you pig"

Dubs. I'm from your dreams

OMG I walked in on my mom just now in the bathroom, she was taking a shit naked with just a g-string around her ankles and I came. I don't know what to do. I have a huge load oozing out of my cock and I'm so confused.

I'm from the Internet. Lolz jk. Meme magic.

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It is a shyness emoticon

Rolling

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re-rolling

Reroll

from New Jersey... I'm a nigger... sometimes I go fucking donkeys with my brothers. We are really close.

Only one reroll allowed

I'll tell you, if you tell me. And be specific. I want a street address.

OmG!!!!!!!!!!
Go to her room and wait while youre naked.

dubs get

Winrar

Not the same user. I posted the re-roll not the other one.

.... yeah make sure to tell her you're sensitive but willing to take it in the butt.

You know, I think Hitler had some honestly valid points.

Wow such a faggot

What are you fucking retarded?

It's just a prank bro!

You mean MY FRIEND HITLER?

A nice country called Quebec.

This bitch real cute

wasted

Nice B8 M8
First dumbass to catch your shit.


......But they never learn.

Not my best work, no.

Give me your number and I can promise you the best 3 minutes of your life ;>

reroll

Ok I'm sick of getting rejected if you don't say you love me I'm gonna make columbine look like a fucking joke

Hey bitch, I would be very pleased to lick your pussy. But, first of all, are you voting for Trump? If not, you can GTFO.

roll

you give Cred Forums a bad name.

SHE NOT MURICAN THEY IRISH!!!

reroll

"are you a trap? You definitely look like one..."
wasted

You're a fucking retard. The average girl will not respond to hey I gurantee it. They'll respond to the hundreds of other messages they have with actual conversation starters you fucking virgin

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Then change "are you voting?" for "would you vote?"

rollin

im sorry, pretty girls makes me a chad :|

Someone kill this faggor who thinks he's better than everyone else.

he went to the same place you got your gullibility from

Who cares, we are Americans, we rule all the niggas

Rolling

rolling

reroll 1/1

Shit!!, I hate auto-correction.

THIS

checked

kek

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Rolling

omg!
Hahaha

rollan

OMG I walked in on my mom just now in the bathroom, she was taking a shit naked with just a g-string around her ankles and I came. I don't know what to do. I have a huge load oozing out of my cock and I'm so confused.

Tell me where you live and you can find out.

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Wtf are you talking about you nigger? Those are separate comments.

Well, it's like my uncle always said: "honesty is the best policy, but don't tell anyone where I touched you or I'll kill you."

ever gone black before ;) ? i wanna cuck you out on craigstlist for big black cocks ;)

what the fuck are you laughing at, bitch?

my lawyer said that I have to say that, but its not supposed to be a problem as long as I say just kidding afterwards

Haha Im just kidding!

Hey if you don't wanna fuck that's cool but all imma say is don't come to school tomorrow

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bump

Hahaahahahahahaha
You're uncle was/is very wise.

.

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>bumping

Give me your newfag proofs fast meme-player

U don't believe me? Then fuck off

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see

I want to make cummies all over your face and lick it all off.Mmmh yes just thinking about it make my skin spring boingo

Oh sorry I forgot to laugh.

Will u peg me?

Reroll

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Well... Actually, commies are my fetish. Do you swallow or spit?

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>eby
>wby
Dafuq? Am I getting to old for this?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Yeah, I'm real funny. You'll learn to enjoy it and pain. Mostly pain.

wby = what about you

All Irish are so fucking retarded?

Has anyone told you that you kind of look like a frog. That's my fetish.

can i lactate you

have you ever seen FakeAgent porn videos? you know what I mean...

kekthis

You fucking retarded

Wanna sum fukin biatch? Me n ma Bois give u sum fuk

Oh god thanks for responding I'm in a hurry right now can you call 911? And tell then to como to 123 Lincoln street I think I accidentally kill my fried you know what just pretend you didn't read this I'll hide the body somewhere jus in case can you give your address I have to tell you something

Cool, what class? Well, I got a 4 day load in my nuts, and I want to unload it all over your face. When are you free?

Dude, why don't you do the dew?

fucking genius

Wanna suck a dick in a foreign car?

got a dubs here

Hey be careful with your whiskey whiteynigga

Fucking this roll

Winrar

ITS FAPPLE!!! BWEEE HEEEE HEEEE HEEEE

Fuck, can you hold on baby? My anus just collapsed again. Sorry, my dad fucked me when I was a baby and my colon fell out, so it happens from time to time now.

It looks like doodoo

I enjoy raping random women at night. Have you ever been raped? If so, can you tell me what happened? It's not dark yet and I need to ejaculate. Thank you.

I'm going to kill you and you will become my slave in the afterlife

>6767
winrar

Cred Forums I think I'm in love

rolling for this

>Sorcha
>Rioghnach

Potato nigger detected

"no but i'm posting screenshots of this in a b thread as we speak ya dumb skally"

Win

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nah im just in love bitch, wanna lick eachothers genitals over a movie at my house? (bring ur own netflix account)

You free to meet I can rock with my cock out if u interested

dubs and classy, OP better use it!

rellroll

kek

"I'll massage your feet if you massage my meat babe"

Do you know where I can get yips

Roll

Yes I am how did u know? But can we still be friends? I am so lonely and I get bullied and beat up by my class mates everyday. I am one step away from being a hero :(

What's u r Snapchat I can send pics ;-)

Ask her out on a date let's get op true love

I dropped my spagettios :(:(:(:(

Play your cards right and I'll let you sports massage me, bb

Kek
THIS

Shit, I thought I deleted the text while I was taking the dogs cock out of my ass.

Ok gotta go now. Massage me later hahahaha

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>thinking 'bb' will work on anyone ever.

I asked when you were free. Answer the fucking question, Shannon.

Did you do pass irish ya prodie bastard

Gotta roll this.

I forgot to mention that I am gay and despise vagina. So hook me up with ur gay friends ok?

>Thinking the point is to make things work.

Rollerino

roll

I like you, wanna shoot up a school with me?

rollen

Winrar

I hate niggers

RAR!!!

If I say yes will you pity fuck me

Fuck. My fucking sister just threw up all over the bed. Do you know how to get a massive amount of semen off bed sheets?