No naggin

post more pics so I can see how bad this product really is.

I mean for science.

I mean for shits and giggles. HA HA...wouldn't it be funny?

POST MORE PICS

Dumb nigger.

Checkem.

You can't argue weeaboo

win

Arent they basically life size pocket pussies. They dont fuck back or moan

Who needs love when the only purpose for an actual intellectual is two train and condition his brain. I use my dollies only for sexual release unlike you. And I don't believe in Christmas fuckhead.

I need someone to cook and clean.

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>not alive
>a fucking inanimate object
>no fetishes to explore with
>no fantasies to fulfill for her
>never giving any orgasms
>basically no sex

i prefer sex over jerking off using a creepy doll, friendo

>actual intellectual
>two
Be assured that I had a hearty kek at your expense.

FUCK YOU

Doll holes are not self cleaning like a real girl

No body heat, no response

It's almost better to fuck a corpse

I'll pass. At least by ex-wife was warm when she laid there like a dead beast.

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Lol you're such a fucking dumbass xD. "Ohh I won the argument because of a typo look at me." You couldn't debate with me scum.

I wanted one until I saw that asshole

>two
Behold the kekest of keks

I'm not even the previous poster.
Thx for the second kek at your expense.

Forgot that one
They also cost a shitload of money so you might pay someone to hit you in the head with a ball peen hammer

Won't truly love you or even respond to you because it's a FUCKING DOLL.

Than you're both dumb faggots and probably gay swagfags.

Looks like a great extended fleshlight.

I see two problems.

1) How do you clean them?

2) How do you hide them if people come over?

Oh and I guess 3 - can you get arrested for having that model?

No we won because
>used TWO train my brain
You might want to ditch the doll bud

>Than
And the 3rd.

I'm neither of the people you're attempting to argue with, but I just wanted to stop by to say you're a fucking idiot hahaha

>swagfags
Go back to fucking 2009 reddit

>babe could you go to subway and get me a sandwich
Pic related is her response

If i ever get to the point where I am eating doll pussy i will cut my own dick off.

Lol you fags are so retarded not even worth my time its just spelling errors which proves you CANT even think of an good argument to debate with me. The doll is amazing.

ITT virgins with sexdolls get grammatically rekt by men with actual women in their lives

>its
>CANT
>an
That makes 4.
Keep going m8.

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/thread

Butthole is also a pencil sharpener

it's only getting worse. You made a fool of yourself not once but twice.

Lol good argument fam.

We've destroyed your argument already
>hah is perfect woman
Until you have to fist the necrodoll with a rag to clean out your Weeb spunk

Pretty much this.

Epic thread

too lazy to clean her

Who cares if you need to clean it out it is worth it to have like literally the perfect women you dont even have to listen to them talk about dumb shit and its masturbation not necrophilia it is no different from using a fleshlight I clean Lisa after every use anyways.

>will never return your love

You named it
>Lisa
My god man

Youd name it too if you were fucking it all the time.

>Why would you not choose a waifu doll over a real woman?

not enough money to buy one

> no poop
sold

Lisas my cousin crush but since obviously I cant incest with my family I bought a doll that looked like her and I can do anything I want and call out my cousins name.

youtube.com/watch?v=sw6Ue0Po9RI

I don't have too.
My human came with her own name.

> Because a doll ain't gonna ride you or suck yo dick after a long days work.
Nor would the average girl

Yeah you probably have to listen to her bitch about shit all the time and deal with when she isn't in the mood for sex lol that sounds pretty lame.

Because she doesn't fuck me, I fuck her.
Real woman is better hands down.

Because I have the balls to turn a woman into a fuckdoll and you don't.

actually that asshole was the exact diameter of her owner's micro-penis

OMG that guy named his sex doll Lisa

kek

>Won't truly love you

>Implying a woman will

Your punctuation is completely gone.
That's some pretty autistic rage right there...

So, to sum this clusterfuck up:
OP spend a buttload of money on a doll he's barely satisfied with, suffers from a shattered ego because he's 25+ and still virgin, and now tries to boost said ego with bragging online about the money he wasted on finally loosing said virgin status.
What he didn't realize: It does not work this way.
OP is still a virgin, but now became one in denial.
kek.

yeah I already explained it dickhead

>No body heat, no response

one minute in the oven, and she gets ...HOT !!

1) How do you clean them?
Soap and water I guess, take a shower with her

2) How do you hide them if people come over?
In your closet

Oh and I guess 3 - can you get arrested for having that model?
Why?

Oh no, someone has emotions?
Fuck off. That's what comes with fucking a REAL PERSON. You know, someone who loves you and cares about you? Oh, wait, you've never even experienced that, sorry.

yeah they do? dunno what kinda girls you fuckin wid

Nope exact opposite my virgin friend.
Also, can I speak to you about our lord and savior, hooked on phonics?

eww, there's some hair missing on her left eye

In the long run it's cheaper than a real woman

No need to buy her anything

newfag

Cred Forums getting the average girl.. lol

I think you're overestimating your worth you mongrel

I live in Canada. They ban Loli and apparently sexbots.

Fuck you I'm 21 dick and I've had sex before but it was just unsatisfying and i dont like having to deal with woman and there stupid complaining and not liking any of the shit i do and im completely satisfied with Lisa.

Virgin fag

THIS

I guess she won't divorce, neither ask for child support

it's not loli

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He must have hit a nerve, kek.

lol not a virgin m8 but nice try and i have lots of friends even if i dont need to experience love because its a waist of our time

>sex was Unsatisfying
>buys a sex doll
Also
*they're
My sides are leaving orbit

you already watched the "Lars" movie, right?

go for imdb and torrent..,

the quality of women you've been with speaks volume of YOUR character. a woman who truly cares and loves you mold into your personality you whiny cunt. you're just a heap of shit that women would love to bitch out instead of suck dry and demand your semen inside them.

>waist
MY SIDES

lol i meant sex with a dumb bitch you fucking asshole learn to do subtext.

Are you, by any chance, triggered?

chekd but thats a bullshit argument only sissy beta cucks need women to help form them into a true MAN im already at the height of manliness and I practice martial arts to so I could probably lay you out in a seconf flat.

lol you wish son I debate with smarter people then you dumb faggots every day

>height of manliness
>buying a sex doll
pick one, faggot.

You mentioned nothing of your atrocious spelling

I'm poor

When she takes half your money, then talk to me

The cringe is real.
Someone screencap this thread.

My girl does if I want her to. Usually I get home first cause she's still in college and I work, but when she gets home she knows I'm going to fuck her senseless. I'm pretty sure she gets herself started on the drive home cause most of the time she's wet and ready when she walks through the door.

im on my phone

lol its true i surpassed the need for a real fucking woman.

>then
>smarter than you
*than
IM FUCKING DYING

>I debate with smarter people than you
>cant spell

That shit u don't want in woman are most interesting game in life. And u are faggot.

IM ON MY PHONE STUPID FUCKS

>on my phone
That's not a fucking handicap Helen Keller

So am I.
That doesn't mean I'm retarded like you.

You're 21 kid. We'll talk when you're a man k? I'd be surprised if you knew how your dick worked. Please finish college so you arent a degenerate and a pest to society.

I do martial arts and own guns but I dont need to engage in digital dick measuring to improve my ego. Please... try to lay me flat.

In reality you have barely any social interaction, debate no one, and feel inferior to most other men.
My evidence?
Your atrophied and rarely used grammar.
You did not develop decent communicative skills, since you don't need them.

And now hump your doll and cry yourself to sleep, kek.

Nice trips but fuck off i dont need to spellcheck because it waists time and im busy owning all of you fags

Ar yue trrigred

>Helen Keller
MY SIDES
Also Chekt

>WAISTS
THIS THREAD WINS THE INTERNET

>waists
THE FUCKING SECOND TIME IN A ROW

manwich*

In complete denial.
Kek.

Only whales do that

lol 18 is when somebody becomes a man so i dont need to take shit from an old faggot like you i could whoop your ass even if you have guns

lol I already said I have lots of friends jackass i talk to them all the time.

nO

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Did this nigga jut write sandwitch?

Like some syrian sorceress?

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my WAISTS are in orbit

this is why we stay in school children

>lol 18 is when somebody becomes a man
>I already said I have lots of friends
topkek.

Post your Facebook so we know you're telling the truth

You classify as a man at 18 but you don't become one until 30-40 years old.

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lol im in university dumb shit

no im not gonna let you tell my friends about Lisa.

speak for yourself sissy boy

underrated post

Full fucking autist.
And he doesn't stop either.

Not to argue but I'd say you're a man when you can get by solely on your own and have real common sense with HALF DECENT GRAMMAR UNLIKE OP

lol im not op im the second poster

lol im not autistic prick Ive been tested.

This is sad. Just stop man, you're not gaining anything from it.

>Ive been tested
My WAISTS just left the solar system.

Half yue bean tezded four retardation

the teenage angst is strong with this one

>he has actually been tested for autism

lol youre calling somebody who isnt an autist an autist dumbass so your probably the autist.

im 21 fuckhead!

> no soul

And what's wrong with girls pooping? Everybody does

topkek.

You talk like a 16 year old

Fuck off im smarter then you dickhead

>the teenage angst is strong with this one

did i stutter?

Fuck women. All they do is bitch and complain. I cannot wait for AI to really take off because then they lose all leverage. Fuck those feminist cunts.

No i just corrected your retarded ass because youre being a lying DIPSHIT xD

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He's still going. Despite being completely anonymous, he still needs to validate himself on an anonymous Mongolian squid-stringing board.

He said angst you retard. He didn't say you were actually a teenager

lol youre so fucking stupid if you think i need to validate myself in an image bored i just love owning beta cucks like you a tdebating.

Made my day user, made my fuckin' day.

someone post the link to the really expensive loli dolls.

>21
>university of phoenix
>dollifag
>does tae bo
>waisting time

ill gape your mum lying faggot CUNT I own him so you make up some mistake xD

>tdebating
Can't argue with that

i never said university of phoenix i live in edmonton dumbass xD

autistic white boi just mad cuz his tiny white boi dick don't satisfy no fried chicken delicious

What's your name? It's probably some beta-sounding name

Nigel

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>smarter
>then
Jesus Christ

>nigger
>niger
>nigel
small dick white boi confirmed

>totally doesn't look like a dead body

I've been thinking about getting a doll.

wife doesn't mind if i do, as long as she gets to watch me fuck it

i understand if you're a total social reject and you cant handle being around people

lol fuck off my family is from england dumb shit im not a fucking filthy nigger

Doll won't buy you shit for Christmas
Doll won't split screen borderlands with you
Doll won't cum from your dick
Doll has dead lifeless eyes
Doll won't say she loves you
Doll won't suck your dick without you making it
Doll won't cook
Doll won't help you with stuff

Sounds like my wife!

You probably shouldn't have married your sexdoll

Kek

Xactly

Topkek

>implying women are people

Just want to thank all the doll fuckers in here for removing themselves from the gene pool. You did the right thing

>woman detected

Zozzle the noob fish....

>implying that was original/funny

But...I like when they have there period,when a woman is wearing a pad is when shes cutest

Please vote democrat doll faggots/fuckers. And don't shoot up any schools or public places.

Thanks,

Society

>a literal fucking doll

Do you know where you are?

>pls don't vote for trump and also you're all edgy teenagers

>thanks, liberal faggots

Why are you so terrified of sex dolls? Are you afraid it might undermine the only value women currently have?

You sir are a mongoloid child

no feminine penis

Lol someones mad and borderline suicidal due to loneliness

Why do women always attack your social standing?

>intellectual
>two
Jesus man. You are the saddest, dumbest, most pathetic self absorved fat fuck i have seen try and defend their shitty life. You cant even retort with boasting about how smart you are without spelling errors. Seriously it's no wonder you are alone and confide in a doll. You are literally a step away from suicide. Get help man, this is really pathetic and sad.

You literally have brought up nothing that supports what you are saying. If anything you have proven what a sad waste of life and space you are. Your arent smart, you will not reproduce, and that is a good thing imo. Less degenerate retards like you in the gene pool. Very happy your bloodline will end. You are a sad excuse for an existence and are arguing with people on Cred Forums over a fuck doll. You are pathetic, there is no rational reason other then shooting a load to have one. You are a sociopath more than likely, and will probably rape murder a woman in te next few years. Get help or hang yourself. You are the definition of pathetic and retarded.

It's not a woman, it's a fake doll lmao you delusional far fuck. No matter how many weebs dupport you (maybe 3) you are mentally ill and sad as hell. You have never been with a woman, so get real neckbeard trash

Where can I buy one?

>It's not a woman
>It still has a vagina
So like a better version of a modern woman?

Virgin detected.
Its worse you hit the bottom of the hole at 21. Shit man just kill yourself now. You are sad. Its not a her btw its and it. Its not a real person and never will be. And sex with real women is miles better. Confirned worthless virgin weeaboo trash

> implying real girls dont do this

>1)
Fill it with cum until the old cum leaks out
>2)
C'mon, who are you fooling? Ain't nobody coming over.
>3)
You can get arrested for much less in any English-speaking Western country.

Reverse search the Image of the Doll. Odds are he took it with a cellphone and they leave a watermark, then you can search google for pics with same watermark, they will link to his facebook if he used same phone to take profile pics
Get to hunting Cred Forums. Lets show his friends screencaps of this thread and show them all "Lisa the perfect woman" lol
We will see how many friends he has after that to debate with

It has a silicone slit. Its not organjc. And not part of a real being. Thus it is not a woman. You are mentally I'll for trying to debate this. Why dont you ask all your facebook friends? They should tell the truth. Lmao you are so dumb

Can't buy a child doll unless I go on aliexpress and get a shitty Chinese one

Calling it now
>op meets kinda drunk fatty while at uni
>thisismychance!.jpeg
>someone seduces her to come over
>"please ignore all the anime body pillows and figures desu"
>girl is all like "im too drunk for this"
>get on bed, virgin cant take fatties bra off
>"user have you even done this before? Whats taking so long"
>penis retracts more due to hurt ego
>continues anyways
>8 min later gets panties down
>ohmygodwhatsthatsmell
>stick half flaccid dick in smell hole
>cums before first thrust
>annonyes drunk fat whale laughs and gets dressed
>virgin cries on bed, as she leaves
> mid sob as she shuts the door, yells "damn those feminists! They did this to me!" "Women are horrible!"
>calls whale next day, no response
>buys sex doll

source???

Dude thats the funniest shit ive ever seen hahaahaha

Basically

>not just making your own
cheaper tbh

I love how slaves and marks always call free men "pathetic."

Keep telling yourself that being a slave makes you a "real" man.

Rube.

Makes sense
All progressives are women,
but how do u explain the nazis

When I get divorced this will be me.

Anyone actually seen a vid or webm if these dolls actually being used?

How am i a slave? I fuck real women, dont have a gf. You are the one who is a slave to an inanimate doll and your own loneliness lmao. You are a slave because either way you had to pay to fuck. I go to a bar, compliment a woman on something obscure other guys wont notice, ignore her for the night until she is drunk then step in after getting drunk myself. Usually always works or at least gets me a booty call number befire i go home and jack off or call a different girl. Also there are some ones out there that are awesome. You are just a narcissistic sociopath who only tjinks of themselves. That makes you a literal leech on society as you will not reproduce or pass your knowledge and wisdom to your genetic offspring. You are just a consumer that eats and faps in his own filth. So stop trying to act all high and mighty when most women are smarter, and better off in life than you let alone me. You are very delusional, you must be thoughts away from mass murder or suicicde for attention.

> half melted doll face contorted. atleast you can still fuck it

horrifying

>makes post about his sexual prowess and pulling ability
>on Cred Forums
>in /b
mfw he expects anyone to take the fat ugly cunt seriously.

Dude those dolls would probably reject you. Even plastic has standards.

>xD
kys

Somone struck a nerve